Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe
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Okay, new pinned post: a thread of my best OTB chess games!
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Rayn Puddle, Princess of Eep
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twinx (꒪ˊ꒳ˋ꒪)
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Return of the Cmonmacques
2 months ago
Mark Twain had many words for the type of times we’re living in. He called them “super fucked up” and “a real shit show”
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what my "study tal play najdorf" era is teaching is that I need to read silman study endgame 😖
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the philosopher's stone is actually rather crumbly, being another name for dichotomous earth
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SUPERSTAR says ayaya! 🐝
about 1 year ago
the french. urrgh
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Sara 🐝
about 1 year ago
the french! wow!
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chat is this
#testimonials
5 days ago
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Spheal Posting
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Wile E. Coyote can't even mail a letter anymore. Because of woke
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3 days ago
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we triangulate in this mf
3 days ago
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i bet bloomf smears thermal paste on her gf
3 days ago
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"no fog of war," says man about to Find Out
4 days ago
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I said Canada Dry is the La Croix of ginger ales
8 months ago
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oh lawd she's playing weird sicilians again
4 days ago
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impembo gabecube
5 days ago
If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
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867530 9/11 is not the banger our generation needs, but it's the banger we deserve
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4 days ago
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cause of death: neck snapped by Bösendorfer Imperial keytar
4 days ago
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NIGHTSKY REMINDERS: - bop it! - twist it! - pull it!
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chat is this
#testimonials
5 days ago
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is yr friend from oz
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6 days ago
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noncommutativity
6 days ago
just updated my nvidia graphics drivers. worst mistake i ever made and it's lowkey ruined my evening
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Stella Sacco
6 days ago
Lex continues to be the worst gay app on the fucking planet and it takes a LOT to be worse than Her
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CAMERON WILSON
6 days ago
sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier - I didn’t have time to reply when you first contacted me and since then I’ve been crippled by fears that you hate me because I wasn’t immediately available
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Reskeeting my spiritual bangers to get them the two likes they deserve
about 1 year ago
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Merrytildide 🫎
6 days ago
Not at all, you're just a normal guy, everything is fine. Do not put on the cat ears. Do not try pronouns. Do not under any circumstance wonder why you're following so many trans women on here.
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the opposite of a day collar is a fishing hook cap btw
10 days ago
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"It Has To Be Heinz" No More - Millennials Say It Hass To Have Avocado
6 days ago
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I love it when the Ruy Lopez Ruy Lopez Ruy Lopezzily
3 months ago
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Irma
6 days ago
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all they had to do was kick back and sell communion wine and Veggie Tales and like a Bible or two, and evidently "two" was a stretch goal
6 days ago
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❌ fact checked by real theses-nailers: these hoes can't read. like how tf we run lifeway out of business
6 days ago
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#snackscult
sucking down a green Twinx bar
6 days ago
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(no!)
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6 days ago
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computers aren't magic, but there are ELFs 🤔
6 days ago
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potion of
6 days ago
first date idea: midnight jan 1, 1970
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Ben Schwartz
6 days ago
Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
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big boat unstuck :(
7 days ago
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Memento (Aloof) Morty 🌙
10 days ago
All women are goddesses born from sea foam except for those of us who were born from the mists of a dark forest
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Fake Kold
7 days ago
the ugly truth they don't want you to know is that the math without numbers is actually more fun than the math with numbers
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spicing up The Hoodie with some truly daring fashion choices tonight
7 days ago
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presbyterian chess
8 days ago
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mike prysner’s quinoa bowl
8 days ago
i’m more of a consmedicalist
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transmedicalism is when Jesus winds up in communion pills by mistake
8 days ago
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Anuj Ahooja
8 days ago
I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
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pericopium
7 months ago
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København snuffbait
8 days ago
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you're not a "power user" you're a greppist
8 days ago
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Black King Dominated by Dirty Priest and Two Horses
@jav.scd.lol
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