twinx (꒪ˊ꒳ˋ꒪)

Mark Twain had many words for the type of times we’re living in. He called them “super fucked up” and “a real shit show”

what my "study tal play najdorf" era is teaching is that I need to read silman study endgame 😖

the philosopher's stone is actually rather crumbly, being another name for dichotomous earth

the french. urrgh

the french! wow!

chat is this #testimonials

Wile E. Coyote can't even mail a letter anymore. Because of woke

we triangulate in this mf

i bet bloomf smears thermal paste on her gf

"no fog of war," says man about to Find Out

I said Canada Dry is the La Croix of ginger ales

oh lawd she's playing weird sicilians again

If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison

867530 9/11 is not the banger our generation needs, but it's the banger we deserve

cause of death: neck snapped by Bösendorfer Imperial keytar

NIGHTSKY REMINDERS: - bop it! - twist it! - pull it!

chat is this #testimonials

is yr friend from oz

just updated my nvidia graphics drivers. worst mistake i ever made and it's lowkey ruined my evening

Lex continues to be the worst gay app on the fucking planet and it takes a LOT to be worse than Her

sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier - I didn’t have time to reply when you first contacted me and since then I’ve been crippled by fears that you hate me because I wasn’t immediately available

Reskeeting my spiritual bangers to get them the two likes they deserve

Not at all, you're just a normal guy, everything is fine. Do not put on the cat ears. Do not try pronouns. Do not under any circumstance wonder why you're following so many trans women on here.

the opposite of a day collar is a fishing hook cap btw

"It Has To Be Heinz" No More - Millennials Say It Hass To Have Avocado

I love it when the Ruy Lopez Ruy Lopez Ruy Lopezzily

all they had to do was kick back and sell communion wine and Veggie Tales and like a Bible or two, and evidently "two" was a stretch goal

❌ fact checked by real theses-nailers: these hoes can't read. like how tf we run lifeway out of business

#snackscult sucking down a green Twinx bar

(no!)

computers aren't magic, but there are ELFs 🤔

first date idea: midnight jan 1, 1970

Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:

big boat unstuck :(

All women are goddesses born from sea foam except for those of us who were born from the mists of a dark forest

the ugly truth they don't want you to know is that the math without numbers is actually more fun than the math with numbers

spicing up The Hoodie with some truly daring fashion choices tonight

presbyterian chess

i’m more of a consmedicalist

transmedicalism is when Jesus winds up in communion pills by mistake

I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher

pericopium

København snuffbait

you're not a "power user" you're a greppist

Black King Dominated by Dirty Priest and Two Horses @jav.scd.lol