is bot-tan a butterfly chaser

reminder that if you watch The Odyssey you’re supporting transmed propaganda

frantically googling how many balls slugs have

the world if they'd been named Yarvard and Hale:

they could never make me hate process substitution penguin

this shell script got more $ than I do

did hoonigan write this. wait. did I write this.

mfw bloomf starts posting about Hegel

mfw bloomf starts posting about Hegel

everyone's all butlerian jihad this and that but few value hexapodia as the key insight

My generation is haunted by the past

ah yes, the fabled "player to be named earlier"

would love for dems to learn the role they can play in shaping public opinion rather than just responding to it

okay, so clearly Nxd4 was a mistake... but Buster will never guess what happened next

common sicilian plans for white: just put all your pieces on the h file

genuinely what do you say to ppl like this other than "kys"

I've decided I'll be posting one banger daily, it's up to you to find it amidst the slop but it'll be there

thinking about my coworker who loved ranch but was disgusted by mayonnaise

The world if it was named sourcrought>>>>>>>

no, bad replygirl, dont say that

heartwarming: charlie kirk is still dead

repost this post

RETVRN to big staircase

analog women w suspiciously large collections of suspiciously large knives hmu btw

common sicilian plans for white: just put all your pieces on the h file

Are you normal or do you hear an unusual car horn and go find a score of John P. Zdechlik's Chorale and Shaker Dance

the worst part about job hunting that no one talks about is having to pick up the phone every time cause it might be a job (it's probably spam anyways)

3. Pure Imagination from the old Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I made this cuz my dad reminds me of Gene Wilder and this movie specifically does too…so this is my dads ringtone

oh sick I love jeeps

My "that is 3.6 MJ in a trenchcoat" shirt,

the crosshair-shaped courtyard is not a video game and can hurt you

small penis woman is like aston martin. finishes last and cant stop shaking

what would comrade lysenko say about these undialectical “baby” corns?

Actual positivitybot haters aren't allowed to like lrt btw

i just heard manic laughter emanating from my home server i think dahlia heard whimsy miku caught a suspension

I keep chickens to ensure continued sunrises but I guess I'm just built different

I'm a Si opp. Duck Dynasty sucked

y'all ever heard a dremel moan? anyway

Today Becky worked 18 hours. Also her ice maker broke, and therefore the whole soda fountain is Fucked. Also someone drove off with a gas nozzle. Also a key is snapped off in the cabinet with half her backstock tobacco.

yuri

veggie tales if they'd been fruit: we were a STRAWBERRY

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

Rent's getting too high again

(years later) this is my son, yes, he is a penguin & no, i didn’t fuck a penguin

'this' cannot be implicitly captured in that context either

is it good if your software quotes extensively from Yeats's The Second Coming?

love that charlie kirks soul never got weighed and measured its just trapped in tiktok