man some of y'all are Very weird about the Winter War

Girl who et so much pizza

chicago deep dish is like if new york pizza and philly cheesesteak had a baby

oh you’re a european who hates americans? what are you gonna do about it, drown us in the ocean if we try to claim asylum in your country?

Speak of the devil and he shall appear

funko pop ass hominid

postheads in shambles

That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used

Theoryslop, the online practice of arranging words you found in literature in a way that validates the mainstream culture of suburban americans who use the internet, often directly at odds with what the theory actually says

you had best not be too fastidious in your curiosity touching this Leviathan

i’d illegally download so many of you if i could

it didn't happen

My son loves his new bag lair.

I think I had a vague idea that LA was one of the lightning-ish ones, or maybe the Angel Toes or something

¡literalmente yo!

Scraping your windshield to go to work is annoying, but scraping your windshield to leave work is downright insulting.

I’m not making this up

Whoa, I just got a note from the FBI

Interrupting the uninterruptible! please stop beeping.

Anyway it's crazy how quickly the "Lichess adds puzzle category" -> "I internalize new checkmate pattern" pipeline worked

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

anytime anyone asks me if i think picrews are cringe i hit em with the "all representations of the self are true"

getting lost in Ensley (many such cases) and calling it "rawdogging Avenue E"

rs3 gf who calls her gcd her gcd

Derry Air (Call Me By Your Grave)

I don't get it. What does this guy have to do with milk?

However! Virdi seems very likely to finish the better version, so 🐸☕

I have way more faith in Martin finishing his series than I do Rothfuss and I have zero faith in Martin

heyy ari!! i can see the paw AND tail sticking out from under the box~ the cat is literally RIGHT THERE!! typical cat behavior hiding in a box though :3

My mayor told me police keep killing his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just gives the police more money for training afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just paying the police to kill his constituents and then Matt Yglesias started crying.

the letter was the whole point! what are we doing??

i think if a man ever stared at me like this while holding a shock collar remote for the shock collar im wearing i would prob get pregnant on the spot

may thy wife chip and shatter

The FBI sent me a letter saying my photos too good, my personality too witty, my naturals too fat, and they're making me stop please I need $700 and more followers :(

A late-discovered autistic woman who spent her whole life masking her autistic traits in order to avoid attracting attention has recently been accused of faking her autism diagnosis to obtain said attention.

Realizing that if my peers are this bad at chess, then I must be so as well 😓

I go to sleep. I wake up. The whole zoo are still in my mentions with gems like "sobriety is racist." I go back to sleep

this is genuinely incredible

Anyway right after OPEN THE SCHOOLS is bring back exit exams. tbh.

Of course Alcoholics Inanna-mous have thoughts about it 👁️