Happy Birthday to all the Scott Bakulas out there.

Then kill it.

I still think this Joni VIA Perry art needs to be a shirt.

Felt good being with the other Horsemen last night on @bestshow4life.bsky.social! Come out to Lodge Room on the 15th to see 3/4th of the Horsemen live!!! www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/best-s...

Oh you know I voice stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL96...

I watched this 100 times as a kid.

Guys, I’m hearing a rumor that Travis Kelce has a huge hog.

Jokes on you! I never knew CBS had news!

I blame Tilly Norwood for the government shutdown. Put it on a shirt.

Yes but Tilly is a robot

Just a friendly reminder that Republicans control the House and Senate so any GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN is because of them and absolutely no one else. They're in power. They're shutting it down.

I took improv 201 with Tilly Norwood. She was a menace to everyone in the class.

A *MUST* download / listen! #pro

Matt Gourley. Hawk. Tomorrow.

I know this is old man stuff, but it's so funny that Robert Plant does one reunion show with Led Zeppelin, it works great, they threaten a tour that would make a billion dollars, he says nah, then he promptly runs away to make slowcore bluegrass for the rest of his life.

Really shocked and saddened to hear about the passing of Kaleb Horton. Never got to meet him, but I always loved interacting with him online and reading his fantastic writing.

Who would win in a fight between Weather Report and Chicago and why are you absolutely positive it is Weather Report?

I can’t wait for smash burgers to go out of style. Crusty ass hard meat. Nope.

As I was saying…

“Okay, get this. It’s TRON… But in the REAL world.”

I got raptured.

And this is when Disney needs to tell Sinclair, "That's cool. You just can't have any sports, either." See how they choke that shit down.

AIN'T THAT AMERICA

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Just found out this Richard Dreyfuss looking motherfucker is my age.

Can’t cancel an account you’ve already been stealing.

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

Love a Senator who’s like “we should do something about this!”

Welp.

The fix is in. Get your COVID vax THIS WEEK, friends. Do not wait if you can avoid it.

Thanks for all the kind birthday wishes today. They meant the damn world to me.

@jasongore.bsky.social happy birthday, Jason! Thanks for all the laughs!

Happy birthday to my pal @jasongore.bsky.social! 🎉

We have known this war was coming.

What time do we rise?

The Jesus of Nazareth page on the DC fandom wiki is extremely funny dc.fandom.com/wiki/Jesus_o...

BARF

The greatest minds in history are on the case

Gonna put Jesus in the next Batman movie.

Look, I'm only an amateur Constitutional scholar, but shouldn't something like this call for the 25th Amendment?

RIP RICK DAVIES from Supertramp.

Not if I can make it first.

Biblical.

Oasis put on one of the best goddamn shows I have ever seen tonight. Good lord.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

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