Working on a petition that will force Kid Rock to have to change his name to Old Bastard Rock.

Was so busy these past few weeks that I didn’t have time to let the fact that a goofy voicemail I left was used as a station bumper in this episode of @1089thehawk.com go to my head. I am now super proud of myself and plan on insufferably spamming the voicemail with all my dumb ideas.

Jimmy OneMeal is back! (But still maybe dead?)

I hate "comedy"

I could only hear Joe Kwaczala saying, "...I just need to take a moment to remember one of the greats."

Do you know the number one thing you can do to help out 108.9 The Hawk? Spread the word. Tell your friends. If someone on Reddit, 80chan or anyone asks for a funny podcast, recommend The Hawk. Word of mouth helps us grow to do even more insane stuff in Val Verde.

The question should have been, "Name the 60's British blues band with three guys who hated each other."

Tonight's nightly #trivia not-at-all deep dive: From the Original Trivial Pursuit box, one of today's questions was "What group comprised Eric Clapton, Jack Bruce and Ginger Baker?" This actually made me chuckle because it reminded me of one of my absolute favorite podcasts, @1089thehawk.com.

Let's talk about Threads on BLUESKY.

Great news.

BARRY TROTZ BUT SOMETIMES HE RUNNNNNNNS.

BREAKING: Val Verde Ralph has seen his reflection. It isn't good. 89 more weeks of winter.

NOW AVAILABLE. GET READY TO RUN.

We were proud to win the first Grammy for a podcast last night. Thank you to the voters. Thank you to Jelly Roll for letting us read his face. Some shocking stuff on there.

I can't believe they got Grangly Bilbert! Bee Brice! Gabby Barrnett! And other easily generated, no one has every heard of these folks, names!

Dru Johnston is Joe Walsh (No Relation) on this week's 108.9 The Hawk. Get it where you get podcasts - Apple, Overcast, Pocket Casts, etc. And then... Get ready to RUN! 1089thehawk.com

🎵 I was shakin’ Oh oh oh oooh Shakin’ a penis Oh oh oh oooh 🎵

Sometimes it's too hot... For pizza.

Channel 8 News has a new Val Verde based problem solving reporter, who just happens to be a pirate named LONG JOHN SOLVERS. Go to 1089thehawk.com and click on "Talk To The Hawk" on the right side of the screen to record your testimonial as to how Long John Solvers solved your problem for you.

I am trying to stay "High-Vibing" for 2026, I really am. But if I see one more 98.6 The Squirt bumper sticker at Sharney’s, I’m calling my lawyers. Jason, I know you’re reading this. I still have your Genesis box set. It’s at the bottom of the Val Verde quarry. Come get it. 🥃

No Hawk without them.

An incredibly dumb commercial, but I conjured the CSN.

Don't fear darkness, have some cake. At Greg Lake. youtu.be/OaJ3rZb9Gxo

How it’s done.

We are sorry your wife is leaving you, Rob Schneider.

Reagan In Sweatpants

VVAISSHOLE - Val Verde Artificial Intelligence Seriously Solid wareHouse Of Largeamountsofdata Exactly - is now fully operational bringing at least 100 jobs to the greater Verde Valley. A HUGE win for Mayor Lee Roth!

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Time to take a moment to HIGH VIBE.

I listen to the Hawk because I know that when I’m at my slob job on Friday afternoon, they will play Workin’ for the Weekend by Loverboy

“I went to a party last Saturday night I didn't get laid, I got in a fight, uh-huh It ain't no big thing….” But it was a big thing. Lita Ford couldn’t play guitar for weeks after that fight. Tasty Larry helped Ms. Ford get what she was owed. So she didn’t have to “borrow ten bucks from her old man”

The only injury attorneys Val Verde trusts.

A return to power. Whisp's power.

Whisp is on a HIGH VIBE in 2026 and Enya might not call in after all. Tomorrow morning on The Whisp Turlington Show! Tune those podcast apps to 108.9 The Hawk, Val Verde!

The Bret Michaels rock doll makes 600% more than the other members of Poison's rock dolls.

"Is... Is this Pearl Jam?"

Every now and then, you get the supreme honor of voicing the greatest villain to ever villain, Doctor Doom. Thank you again to Jam Roll Studios & Marvel for having me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOs8...

They got in on the strength of "Hard Luck Woman" alone.

OOOH HOT DAMN. HOT EPISODE HERE. youtu.be/dGBzqnw3Q5Q

THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

TRAFFIC UPDATE: Lasagna Junction has collapsed in on itself.

Don’t worry. We are not part of the Netflix Is A Joke festival this year.

You know the score.

I’ll say “C.C, guitar!” For $25.99!”

RETURN TO GREATNESS This week on 108.9 The Hawk! 1089thehawk.com

No one in Poison deserves 600% of anything.

MONDAY it’s time to RETURN TO GREATNESS.