Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

i feel like at this point forest fires are more trouble than they're worth

If you're in a wildfire-smokey area and need an air purifier, the DIY box fan/HVAC filter option is incredibly effective. Here's the air quality monitor in our house from yesterday. You can tell exactly when I turned it on.

Finally it's my moment to shine

"The month of July," as if July belongs to everyone equally. Some of us are managing seasonal trauma anniversaries and can't perform bookish leisure on command.

La De Da's - How Is The Air Up There? [Garage Rock/Proto Punk, New Zealand] (1966) some blistering Kiwi garage rock from 1966 https://redd.it/mz50fo https://youtu.be/3QvWncH9pYE

The theme of this World Cup is Countries Where People Eat Dinner Two Hours Later Than I Personally Prefer

i love when a press release headline sounds like it was written by an aggrieved fish

Oh hey, canned Pedigree is being recalled. Check your cans, people.

Guy who has confused balaclava with baklava and applies buttery layers of filo dough around his head before doing crimes. It works. It’s another way to do it

it’s just bizarre that an entire political party and movement in this country pivots every day to whatever an elderly man with a wilting brain half-remembers as a grievance from 40 years ago

Jane's Adductiono Sonic Yoitho Butthole Sirferso

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

Living Colour releases “Cult of Personality” today in 1988. “.. It was musings on the amoral nature of leadership,” said songwriter and guitarist Vernon Reid. “Whether these people are good or bad, why are we drawn to larger-than-life personalities?” 🎸

Happy 1 month anniversary of the Knicks winning the championship to all who celebrate.

BREAKING: The cat actually used the scratching post I bought for her.

Friend (Normie comedy fan): There's nothing funnier than slipping on a banana peel. LOL! Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying

You know the person who points out that someone else is blushing? Yeah, don’t be that person.

The reason your train was delayed.

JANNIK

YES. One more.

You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.

“But I want to tell you what he was like to hang out with in private when there were no stakes” is a very common response to the death of a person who had immense power in situations with high stakes.

Use your redhead powers.

Well I don't care for that.

Fanone has the only correct take and I will not be accepting anything less than this one

I promise you that whatever horrible things Grahams' political opponents are saying about him now will pale in comparison to the things his political allies will say about him once the full extent of his private life comes out.

Is that Emily Watson in front of Ben Stiller?

*blowing cigarette smoke right in the face of everyone who just woke up to the news* "We already did all the jokes"

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

As a copywriter, I would love to know how to land a Dramatic Monologue to Be Performed by an Actor with a Cool Voice Before a Major Sporting Event gig.

That Wimbledon ad with the butterfly is so damn stressful and I do not like it!!!!!

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life in public service as a US Senator, trying hard to be remembered as an enemy of the Constitution who worked to destroy American democracy and exhibited occasional signs that he knew why that was bad but kept doing it anyway. I will honor his choice.

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Don't be pussies about it: double or nothing, whoever wins the World Cup gets the Falklands

Well we've got a game here

we should have all the other countries over for another sleepover next summer

Hello Music Challengers! We have news on the next #ArtistFaveAlbumTrax Challenge begins Aug. 1 and runs until Aug. 10 Please review the guidelines below & let us know what questions you have! @geodrew.bsky.social & I are looking forward to some amazing mixtapes!

Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt

Something menacing about those “I hope something good happens to you today” stickers I see on peoples cars. I wish I believed them

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

No Limit

Not now kids, Daddy's busy arguing online with people I'll never meet and whose opinion means nothing to me.

GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER

Holy shit the accuracy