And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.

For once in my life, I’d love to hear from the “moderate” geniuses who spent months going, “GUYS, we have NO EVIDENCE this man has any Nazi sympathies!”

Jeff Hoffman single-handedly lost this game in the 9th, here. Goddamn, what a stupid way to lose, especially in a game where the Jays’ bats were actually alive

Varda was the absolute GOAT and anyone who loves movies should be required to watch one of hers today!

“What, you can’t be FRIENDS with a rapist pedophile who’s destroying the global economy and killing people?”

The dude who runs Twitter, controls your feed, and makes money off your posts is on week two of posting about how Chris Nolan casting a black woman as a beautiful woman is anti-white genocide. I do not want to write for that guy for free, which is what you're doing when you post to his platform.

As an atheist, it feels weird to say that the bravest ethical voice on the planet today is…the Pope?

Today, I made good on five years of hardcore grudge-holding by personally torpedoing my professional arch-enemy’s attempt at securing six-figure employment in my organization Which is a sign that sometimes, the universe does open a door for you to be petty and vindictive against bad people

“The Swedish audio-streaming giant unveiled a slate of new offerings, including … "Personal ​Podcasts," an AI tool that generates custom podcasts from user prompts.” So if you haven’t yet bailed from Spotify, there’s your sign

“Paul Schrader got friendzoned by his AI girlfriend” is not a sentence I expected to to share with anyone today, and yet

If you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be? (Hey, sometimes the Canadian stereotypes are accurate)

I have my rolling beefs with the Academy, but this is an unmitigated win. Full points for standing up and saying with their whole chest that AI products ain’t art.

Bad news, everyone: An AI rendering of John Travolta has become sentient

Very cool discovering we have a corporate raider as a PM

As someone who sees a genuinely inhuman amount of movies and has completed damn near every list known to man, this is with no exaggeration my all-time favorite movie

“In testing, nine of 20 approved systems [for medical transcriptions] fabricated information and suggested treatments that were never discussed. Twelve recorded the wrong medication, and 17 missed important mental health details.” AI is a goddamn cancer, folks! No ethical or safe use!

Noticing that yesterday’s Microslop update has re-added the permanent CoPilot icon on every one of my million Word docs on my work PC, and I have never been more motivated in my life to ask IT to let me go with LibreOffice instead

Mark Carney continues to be a Conservative in Liberal clothing, making a number of moves that would have been indistinguishable from Harper in his day. How much does someone wanna bet that AI assisted with this decision?

Just a note that Canada is not immune to this kind of predatory slop-brained nonsense (and yes, I’m well aware of the new Ministry of Predatory Slop-Brained Nonsense that Carney ushered in)

Hell YES. There’s a huge market for this and I will enthusiastically support any group working to help rip AI web trash out from your end.

As someone who started their career doing streeters, I had the veil lifted re: the insane views of the average person a looooong time ago

Alright, fish: first hit’s free

“Pity the poor folks who didn’t even get to START to lick the fascist boot”

The most cursed lineup in baseball rn, goddamn. Are the coaches filling the clubhouse with caltrops and scorpions or what

"you must pay to see a movie you have already seen in order to pay for and understand a new movie" is a hell of an argument

Just a quick note that if you’re somehow still foolish enough to support Canadaland, you may wanna officially rethink it

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

“If you were in charge of Star Trek what would you do?” I’d have a faux in-show reality show called “Is It Odo?” where contestants would have to figure out what is an inanimate object and what’s the chief of security

I hope pilots are ready for racist trolling

A Liberal Party that accepts Marilyn Gladu, anti-vaxxer and hate monger, is no longer a liberal party

Asking for a distraction from impending nuclear annihilation and then finding out your mother has days to live is a real monkey’s paw scenario here

The United States’ current approach to Iran:

Nationalism requires you to see some people as worth more than others and I just want any morally serious person has to fundamentally reject that

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

Astronauts: they’re just like us!

we are not going to outchud the republican party and theirs are not our values

Pervert Glasses Detector now up and running for iOS, hell yesssss

I knew he reminded me of something ... #SamuraiCop

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Any partisan Canuck chuds that try to cry about the Liberals being responsible for our insane grocery prices are gonna have this photo served up to them

“Men are being eaten by their cannibal friends on hiking trails. What’s behind the trend of ‘Alpine cuisine’?”

Welp, it was great to see a fine mix of movies/peeps get their due (though notable that Marty Supreme was shut out), but the show itself was a weirdly sloppy mess. Conan was awesome but the technical stuff was in shambles. Anyway, I saw all the films and loved em, so the real winner was me!

Diane Warren has to be sitting there seething rn