The fact that nobody can agree on what is good Star Wars and bad Star Wars tells me that they should stop making Star Wars and come up with something new. This also applies to Star Trek.

Nyx, pulling out a copy of the Paul Dini Harley and Ivy TPB: This book is so horny. Me: Are you flipping to the Harley cum panel? Nyx, flips to the Harley cum panel. Us: This book is so horny.

Wrestling is ART #AEWDoN #WrestleSky 🤼

Good job of Excalibur, Taz, and Tony trying their absolute best to sell this men's main event as prestigious and high class. It's not working, but good job guys. 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

I want to believe the Bucks tassels are made up of the Tony Khan firing Punk press release. 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

Christian Cage just said "New bottom surgery dropped!" 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

A splash of Just for Men in Claudio's beard 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDoN

Been fucking around and thinking about doing something with my hair. The stark white around my neck isn't vibing for me with the gray on the crown. Futzed around in Photoshop and put in some silver lowlights. Any hive mind opinions?

My gay homosexual sons being gay and adorable.

Positive Byrne lifted this exchange from The Rocketter for this moment in Batman/Captain America.

Pre-ordered this in December of 2025. It finally arrived today. Holy wow. It looks perfect. Transformers Studio Series 86 Soundwave review coming soon.

I remember when I had to use Photoshop to make these.

The worst part about oral surgey is it taking away the ability to do the one thing I'm good at and immensely enjoy doing. This is my mutant powers have been taken away from me arc and I feel hopeless and no use to the team. Only it's not something like telekinesis, it's giving head.

In the turning of the streetlights, In the trembling after rain, I saw my shadow stretch thin as paper across the glass of every passing train. All my prayers were static. All my words dissolved to steam. I was drifting through the wreckage of a life half-lived, half-dreamed.

i’m jealous of your pillows and your sheets. i want to hear the sound of your heartbeat

Happy world goth day from a very tired goth 💀

The recovery process aside, the one thing that worries me about bottom surgery is still not enjoying getting head. When I could get erections pre-E, blowjobs were tolerable at best and painful the rest of the time. Just want to experience the kind of pleasure I've given to so many other people.

Had my wisdom teeth (finally) pulled yesterday and as a result slept for 13 hours. Wish it didn't take surgery to get that kind of rest. Did reconnect with an old friend from whne I had FFS.

Still jack all to do at work today, so I'm still taking selfies.

I've missed her at a couple of signings, so I haven't been able to say this to her face-to-face, but I would punch a nun to read @planetx.bsky.social writing Lois Lane. Get her a Superman run.

There is absolutely nothing to do at work today because it's the week before a holiday, so I'm just fucking around taking selfies in the studio.

Goddamn right. Go Birds.

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

Oh gosh. Those numbers. He, like, won won!

Re-read @saracentury.bsky.social's A Small Light again. The way I'd turn any of the stories in this anthology into a feature so fast. Art should always inspire other art. Gotta find someone's rich uncle to finance me making 2 or 4 of these.

Trans girls with glasses 🥰🥰🥰

The only good thing about my girlfriend not being on medical leave anymore is picking back up screaming "I love you!" at the top of my lungs when I see her office building from I-95 on my way to work.

A heart so full of love. A mind so willing to believe it.

Lol. No. Is a gold disc with clips and ports the thing Hasbro's been saying (for a year!) will tie all the Prime artifacts together? And that alt mode for Sentinel! Ha! All this? For $70? In 2026? Times are effing hard and Transformers are getting more and more easy to be picky over.

Wish I was here

No lies spoken here.

Very funny moment tonight while my girlfriend was shoving her dirty panties into my mouth as her girlfriend walked into the room. We all froze for a second and then laughed.

She pea on my nut 'til I butter.

How the hell are people finding Studio Series 86 Shockwave and Skywarp already? My BBTS pre-orders won't be here until September. Is Transformers figure distribution that skewed?

Oh. Hey. It's Jillian. Was thinking about you. Tell me about your day.

You have no idea how much you should choose off. 🖤❤️

Working on strengthening my pelvic floor in the City of Brotherly Love. Call that a Philadelphia Kegel.

Working on strengthening my pelvic floor in the City of Brotherly Love. Call that a Philadelphia Kegel.

Someone needs to fuck me so I shut up about not getting fucked.

COME ON! I want to hang out with all of them!

Needle cvlt logging on.

In the market for a push-up bra for my small titties. Any recommendations?

I am exhausted learning about people like Juniper via their obituaries.

Was hoping seeing it IRL would change my opinion, but it really is a terrible figure. At 2026 Leader prices, I cannot believe anyone thought this looks good enough to release as the definitive/cartoon-accurate version. Train mode is the only good mode of the three, but that's not worth $60.

Had weird dreams about getting married last night. Two extremely girly things I still fantasize about are being proposed to in an excessively romantic way and walking down the aisle in the flowing wedding dress I've designed.

This is my generation's version of the Killed ET with Hammers post.

Stop sharing that goddamn AI slop movie skeet. Didn't we agree to not do shit like this? To not rage or dunk reskeet? Don't give that garbage air to breathe! Let it wither and die.

It's @formertwink on Discord, FYI.

playing live music with your hot friends is the best