If you actually expect laws and courts to deliver "justice", you have been watching WAAAAAAAY too much copaganda on TV.

taking acid and playing wii tennis for 12 hours straight

🤔 uniform...? I have questions.

Set your own rhythm. Don't be manipulated by the news cycle or whatever. Don't react to everything. Just be the change you want to see in this world because nobody is coming to save you.

Zoomies plus popcorning

My Bluesky crush lives in California. Opposite side of Carolina. Unfortunate circumstance as geographical convenience determines my relationships more than anything.

🤔 ok Boston. You have grown. Congrats.

I'm probably not a vampire. I'm just nocturnal because it's peaceful at night. I work til close and then do my things and train my kung fu hard af until the sun rises so I don't think about Eisbär being gone but how I will carry out the will of the most goodest boi youtu.be/_M4K5wk9DCM?...

I miss the hell out of my dog but like... that statement doesn't feel correct because I only lost his cuddly physical body. Idk if I absorbed him or he's lingering as a ghost or if I just sense his ethereal presence still but I feel him. Me being able to eat proves this It's so weird but we're BFFs

I wish I was a necromancer so I could resurrect this side salad I killed earlier... (Alt text fans?)

Can I pet that dawg

Vagabond? Rurouni? No, those words don't capture the way I live but I know there's a closer word. Or I can mix a few colors to paint this picture.

Personal standards and core values are both embarrassingly rare these days

Homeless dude's 14 year old pyrenees mix 🥹 Got em some Wendy's And yes I did tear up petting him

When I go back I’ll show them 🦆 what happens if they talk trash again

Addie presents the ultimate in comfy technology

Clock in/out youtu.be/3KL9mRus19o?...

🤔 i could grow a lot in these here fields.

If you ask a box if it is a mimic it legally has to tell you if it is a mimic It is the law #DnDCatThoughts

Apples or pears? music.youtube.com/watch?v=-0UK...

[Intermission] music.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Mi...

Skank low in snow Jedi scum aint kno youtu.be/939l7B82HnY?...

My cat would have loved the Roman vomitoriums.

Depravity. www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia...

Cherokee and Other Tribes in OK File Federal Suit Against Gov. Stitt and the OK Wildlife Department Over Prosecution of Hunting and Fishing on Tribal Lands.

I FEEL GREAT youtu.be/NVxpaoLMnKo?...

This Guatemalan restaurant turned their good Guatemalan music off for English music bc I was the only customer. Only it was terrible bro country with fake southern accents that sounded like a South Park parody 😭 Ofc they went back to good music as I was leaving.

"Money can't buy happiness" If you're rich and unhappy, it's a skill issue. Fly to New Zealand and see some beautiful nature. Eat good food. Idk... fucking help people. If you're rich and unhappy, you're probably an asshole.

The cuddle machines run on chimken and tuna

The problems in America are so much more than the bad orange man and I fear too few are paying attention. www.thesunchronicle.com/opinion/colu...

Feed cleanser.

A hilarious classic about germangen shepperpadorgs 🐕

😮‍💨 I got Eisbär's ashes and the memorial stuff back today. Probably gonna spend the day drinking to cope with the grief. It was really creepy how the cats greeted his ashes and stuff when I set them down. It was how they'd greet HIM, not a bag... Here's a pic with fatboi Goose doing it

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Anyway, Hamtaro is arguably an illiterate narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the floss dancing village idiot an autistic icon.

TO DO -dig hole -lay in it

check out the site doesthedogdie.com if you don't already know about it. my husband has animal death related PTSD so we use it before watching anything.

Your choice is quite literally a bipartisan cabal of pedophilic drone-wielding genocidal oligarchs that suck each other off in depraved games of domination and blackmail, or, socialism and a habitable planet, and you're struggling with that choice?! Dafuq is wrong you?

Up on the mountain Out in the rain You'll find a hole That'll bare my name 6 foot deep Covered in shade This is the hole For the end of my days I'll die once Maybe live twice But when the day comes I bet it feels nice Down in that hole That'll bare my name On the side of a mountain Out in the rain

Haha yeah being a professional musician is wild. Sometimes you gotta take a few years to just like... cook food and shit.

81 seconds of bad video of @avantdumb.bsky.social being the best frontman in death metal

I was cooking at this one restaurant that drastically reduced my hours bc the other cook has kids and shit and that's cool. Recent loss made me want to work instead of feel so I'm cooking in a shitty restaurant. Well, i couldn't explain to them in words so I'm prepping food to blow their minds.

Long time crush on La Chat Yeh i wanna lick the cat youtu.be/oAzdh5RD6G0?...

Still. But this time, for the first time, I mean it. God took my son away from me. youtu.be/2anavPC4dYo?...

i just read something about grief from C.S. Lewis and his book, “A Grief Observed” basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again. i feel that with my dad.