banana clit

Are *you* part of the homo-sexual underground?

one of the nice things about my therapist is that he doesnt look directly at his webcam bc direct eye contact like that makes me uncomfy

downside (?) of listening to piano music all day is that i now have piano music stuck in my head

27 minutes, new PB

almost was too out of pocket on main sorry

male socialized? no i was poster socialized

cigar speedrun

long workday. quick cigar with my smoothie

🚨Attention, friends and followers of @hedgehodgefax.bsky.social. Sunday June 7th is a very special day, because I will be doing a full takeover of Ara’s account. It’s going to be a sponsored takeover, in aid of Ara’s transition fund. Can YOU pledge $0.05? chuffed.org/project/1215...

Little Bug Jones and the missing picnic basket

work goes slow until the last two minutes of each shift which take approximately 9 billion years

i am very low on notebooks generally and i need a swath of new ones

argh i once more feel the desire to study human injury patterns

had a 24oz coffee this morning and just killed a 20oz coffee rn nd i'm about to steamroll the afternoon until i truly cannot go on

the encyclopedia britannica has no current print version that i can find after a quick search

buying a paper copy of the full us legal code is over 4,000 dollars

didn't bring a book to work. exceedingly bored

in a hate everything mood today

I'm a femcel @oizys.kindgirls.online

HELP PLEASE

A nineteen year old girl was stabbed in her dorm's laundry room on sunday. To refer to her minority status as a "shield" is grossly ignorant. This contrast between real life and the attitude of online commenters has been frankly indignifying to the sanctity of human life. We must be better.

1. "It's strange how much of a femcel you are." 2. [Empathy - Difficult] Try to determine the source of her trauma. 3. [Espirit de corps - Legendary] "You know, I'm something of a communard myself." 4. [Rhetoric - Impossible] Convince her to have sex with you through sheer power of logic.

The excess And abuse of the bourgeoisie requires the propaganda of the proletariat Frankly it’s pathetic www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

i may try to find time to go to the library today, i need to reference a few things and i would prefer if they have physical copies of what i'm looking for

It's a pity we don't get to do more frivolous side-activities. I would have really liked that.

marvelous!! youtu.be/j-JfB8dnk_o?...

the real secret to success is driving yourself mad in such a specific way as to actually benefit your development as a person

the one quote from the complete sherlock holmes that may be of interest to yall aside my own interests academically is from the disappearance of lady frances carfax, which is a middling work at best, but he states that "We are, as usual, the irregulars, and we must take our own line of action."

i wish there were a place for trans people that we had the ability to substantively prevent ourselves from being harassed in

Between freezing tents and starvation, we endure unbearable pain. My father fights illness without medicine, his moans breaking my heart. The world has failed us; we are dying slowly. Who will answer our cry for help? Please, save us before it's too late. chuffed.org/project/161883

google how to punish fountain pen for leaking before i say it can

"You now have 3 strikes on your flipped card, 2 more and you activate a 50 day no orgasm punishment, giving my B. Moderator card a 15 circlejerk bonus in my respective HQ"

the reskeets will continue until morale improves

cheating is comphet for poly reppers send skeet

🎶oh my seagull's a provo🎶

sun at perfect height to shine into my eyes while i sit in car

We should actually be pretty outraged that we've had religious fundamentalists, chuds, and payment processors convince so many people that sexuality is a debased and degenerated form of human relationship. Sex is a major part of the human experience.

What do you call camps where people keep disappearing and dying

people always are like "you're gonna regret wearing flannel today its gonna be hot" but little do they know that i have to wear a full carhart coat when its 60 degrees outside otherwise my body threatens to shut down

Critically: You must INTENTIONALLY REQUEST expedited processing by including a letter with your citizenship request explaining your situation, along with supporting documentation.

son of simp

poster pride flag

girlbrush threepwood looking ass, dnd ranger playing looking ass, played amtgard more than once looking ass, zelda shirt cargo shorts wannabe tomgirl looking ass, drank cider in her early 20s because she grew up playing snes rpgs that glossed alcohol in us translations with that term looking ass,

i like posting because most of my posts are nothingburgers but once in a while i hit post and feel like i have the lyrical equivalent of halting the sun in the sky for just a moment

erm hunty i'm le sOrRy that my feedmaxxing poasterpilled skeetmog shegma behavior is too shnastyoid for thy netceled scrollmoder blueskyhonning