he schaum on my berg till i produce the hit sufjan stevens album illinoise

Contingent: Donner Crazed: Dahmer Either way, it's a party.

Amazing. No notes.

i wanna lick that turkussy

I got added to a feed list for this lmao

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

If Italians were real, this would be their holiday

happy birthday, dinner

roses are red turkey has gizzard;

Wait. Wait. Use this one. With the safety tips on it. That's #PublicHealth

According to CBS, at the end of the parade, it took them a long time to dismantle the K-pop Demon Hunters float. Sources say they were not ready for the takedown

This is the fakest of fake news Old Gregg would never let that ratty skank even look at bailey’s in a shoe

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Well the sticker was made by @dwighttokem.bsky.social but this Gaston shit is mine

post a meme made by you

this is mean to skeletor, a guy who is just having a great time

Gaslight KillNun GirlBoss

Russell Brand hooking up with Katy Perry is one of those situations where as long as both people are miserable, I can find some joy

WE'RE GIVING FINN A RACIALLY APPROPRIATE GIRLFRIEND SHE WILL ALSO HAVE BEEN A CHILD SLAVE THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE NARRATIVE FOR OUR BLACK STORM TROOPER I AM SO SORRY FOR ALLOWING AN ASIAN WOMAN TO SPEAK IN THE LAST MOVIE PLEASE STOP SENDING ME AND MY FAMILY DEATH THREATS PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU

Quinton Whitney Skittish Musician they/them labret piercing currently studying Rural Sociology mead enjoyer

he's the reason for the season

this is unfortunately very much not the first time he has been profoundly fucking weird around women. him & i got into a weird as hell argument a couple of months ago. his behavior towards you is another level of rancid, however.

His sexualized degradation of me was not subtle in the slightest. Please do not follow this guy. He actively participates in dogpiling as an excuse to be horribly misogynistic and sexually harass

I am once again asking my mutuals to stop following this guy he was extremely extremely gross towards me last night, and threatened to dox me because I indirectly teased his friend, Walmart Mike

Every time I see a cyber truck I am reminded that I've never seen a Cyber truck with someone in the passenger seat.

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

I think it's cool to come up with sci fi concepts so powerful they can wipe the memory of the real life audience

quick,

didn’t but it tracks with the whole italians of it all, leaky containers are a problem but when the SS-#238-we-built-yesterday drops off a new batch every week it’s less of an issue

oh yeah it is funny, just tapping the sign

I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars

Bluesky already has people in the replies who paraphrase jokes into serious things! We have REAL PEDANTIC PEOPLE WITH SOULS

Haha yess fuck yesss

Ok these shirts with food names done in heavy metal logo fonts are just hysterical. There are more at the link. I'm giggling too hard at these. twocrowcollective.com/collections/...

SUCCESS! Super clear male bufflehead in flight shots. Not as good as I want, but hopefully they'll be buffleing here all winter, and I can get the exact light and angle in flight. Weird duck season marches on! 🪶

They were mostly buffling around, then I saw them starting to move, oh my, an adult STRETCHING! Lock in. Focus up. And then NOOOO it flew in the wrong direction! 😭

Arrived at the bufflehead grounds an hour for sunrise today. they're so great for photography because the buffleheads are a couple hundred feet north of a walking bridge and then they'll fly south of it, which means you can get a cute duck within feet of your lens. 🧵 🪶

The Polar Express (2004)

also if I can Stoicism post just a bit: this is also what memento mori is for. you are going to die someday - do you really imagine than one of your regrets will be that you didn't organize more of your life around what random Redditors think is gay? bsky.app/profile/maxk...

on one hand u gotta stop whacking yourself in the balls over and over and over and over again but on the other hand what if this time it feels good

Titus Kunts Kansas, Gove County Enumeration Books and List of Residents, 1909-1950

Olivia you're in your 30s, stop trying to make Jailbait happen

After much internal debate I simply have to hand it to the FBI, for radicalizing not just Mahmood Mamdani but also, by default, current US President Donald Trump

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

tapping the sign bsky.app/profile/ds9o...

p sure this recent addition to the louvre

*imagines Wolverine spiking the punch dimension so that Cyclops is always drunk*