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if you think a platitude is meaningless environmental scientist/validated buffoon atlanta
some pics I’ve taken and printed lately that I like!
6 days ago
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Bill Barnwell
7 days ago
Pros: Best US performance in a World Cup match in my lifetime, (assuming Pulisic is OK) nobody got hurt, system looked great, probably could have scored six Cons: this is me
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haphazardly unraveling my velvet-wrapped brick and dropping it right on the arch of my foot, I will never walk normal again
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15 days ago
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Dan Reeder will string 15 verses like this back to back and call it a song (it will be the best thing you hear all week)
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about 1 month ago
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sharks, my proposal is a pistol-shaped pill case
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about 1 month ago
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Plank’s really done well for himself since Ed, Edd, n Eddy
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about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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for Hugh Freezes 6-16 SEC record times 10 for the blessed week Auburn fired his ass plus fees
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about 2 months ago
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Gaysball GIFs
2 months ago
Totally not fan interference.
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this is, of course, preferential to the idea that most folks don’t give a fuck about your special interest and think you’re weird for imposing it on other people so much
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3 months ago
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Dunnah
3 months ago
Dunnah: Welcome to the top of the 𝟺̶𝟽̶𝚝̶𝚑̶ Braves season [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] Dunnah: yes [World engulfed by flames] Dunnah: oh god yes
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hammancheez
3 months ago
We must believe in a world to create that world
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make a Blondie jersey you cowards
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3 months ago
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attn
@edsbs.bsky.social
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Do Rueben Bain's short arms matter? We asked a T. rex dinosaur expert
Do Rueben Bain's short arms really matter? We asked everyone from his college defensive coordinator to a renowned Tyrannosaurus rex expert.
https://www.tennessean.com/story/sports/nfl/titans/2026/02/25/rueben-bain-short-arms-nfl-draft-2026-tennessee-titans/88785473007/#
4 months ago
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woke up with a bad biscuits and tomato gravy craving
4 months ago
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kate
4 months ago
repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold
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Will “Blue Heeler” Stancil
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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I get around my niece and start talking about Uncle Matt in third person like prime Rickey Henderson
5 months ago
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Run. The damn. Ball.
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5 months ago
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…too much time?
5 months ago
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loading . . .
8 months ago
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He Wentzed it
9 months ago
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Jon Bois
9 months ago
if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
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another take from Politics Gene Chizik
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9 months ago
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leg day ass-pirational
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9 months ago
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Atlanta ppl please keep an eye out - my bike was cut off the cable lock this past weekend
10 months ago
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Jeeesus what a catch
10 months ago
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they are exorcising ghosts in Tallahassee
10 months ago
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prepare yourselves everyone, microsoft just released another infuriating update to teams
12 months ago
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Andrew Hammond
about 1 year ago
I listened to the new Lil Wayne album…
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My college roommate thought people drew trees like puffballs because no one could see individual leaves
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about 1 year ago
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Solomon
about 1 year ago
“You can’t get a margarita at 8:30 am” Wrong! I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
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I think going to the bar and putting Int’l Players Anthem on the touchtunes would fix me
about 1 year ago
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Welcome back, 18 years old legal drinking age?
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about 1 year ago
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gsp’s bucket list pit maneuver
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about 1 year ago
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Alabama by Michael Hurley on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 2:57
https://music.apple.com/us/album/alabama/1586630310?i=1586630469
about 1 year ago
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One of the better futures is that in 2080 a 5th grader draws a fart cloud on this picture in their history textbook
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over 1 year ago
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Bobby Petrino, your momma told me you’re recruiting an end the size of a damn bus
over 1 year ago
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@sickoscommittee.org
bevel request
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over 1 year ago
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So close!
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over 1 year ago
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Solomon
over 1 year ago
The Lowe’s is filled with sons And tiny old women pointing at things
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CLEMPSON
over 1 year ago
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incredible
over 1 year ago
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watch this drone stuff just be updated lidar scans and they’re trying to figure out the best way to say “well, we were scanning y’all, but not like that”
over 1 year ago
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absolutely roasted their non-ass
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over 1 year ago
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@hollyanderson.bsky.social
hi I am someone who just learned about Assad via the fullcast
over 1 year ago
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Bluey season 2 episode 9 is cinema
over 1 year ago
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Peyton making noises watching Henry run, lmao he just like me fr
over 1 year ago
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go birds
over 1 year ago
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