I just hope that everyone involved with the Atlanta Braves baseball club are feeling sad watching Freddie, Dansby, and Max in the postseason with their new teams

There is a long list of things that are certifiably insane about American politics but one of them definitely is the expectation that the U.S. federal government should concern itself with the outcomes of high school and college sporting events

My harmless conspiracy theory about NFL broadcasts is that the commentators are making everything up. They didn’t have a meeting earlier in the week with a coach or player where they discussed the very thing that just happened in the game. You lying asses.

First WWE wrestler to perform at the halftime show

Hell yeah

HEHEHE ITS NICE DAYS

“Secretary Kennedy is a hazard to the health of the American people.” @warnock.senate.gov consistently serves us a #CupOfJoe full of facts. Keep pushing back on this dangerous man, Senator.

I mean if you’re taking medical advice from a president who said you should shove an ultraviolet light up your ass to kill Covid and an HHS secretary who said that a worm ate parts of his brain and then died, maybe autism is the least of your concerns

This is actually 10x more interesting than the current playoff system

I can't help but think of the "Tomorrow and tomorrow" monologue from Macbeth. Namely, [His] life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound[bites] and fury [ragebaiting], Signifying nothing.

I recall seeing a tweet with similar sentiments months after Rush Limbaugh’s death. That no one really quotes him or references him because all he contributed to the world was senseless noise. Nothing of value. Once these freaks stop jerking each other off, the same will be true of the podcaster.

When America’s Team loses, the world wins

I just watched two blocked field goals returned for a TD on two consecutive plays in two different games

Dude blocked the kick with his elbow lmao fella you gotta kick it higher than that

Genuinely the worst I’ve seen the Falcons look in some time. They couldn’t even field a kickoff today. Not a single player came ready to play a football game.

“You gotta take the good and flush the bad” Brother this toilet is CLOGGED

They didn't show up. That's all it is. This same offense played well against Carolina both times last year. They couldn't even connect on simple plays today.

Someone please tell this kid to stop throwing off his back foot. He’s getting nothing on these throws

At this point I’d be happy to see Penix throw another interception as long as it was 40 yards downfield. At least make the defense think he can throw it that far

I wonder how the Panthers knew that Penix was gonna check down wow they must have watched every single pass play this season

Matt Millen needs to find something else to say other than “off to the races”

Lmao what a team of absolute dumbasses

This one is either going to halftime 17-0, or we’ll have time to get one more field goal miss in

Each day we stray further from the lord

Hey so if a dog wore a pedometer would it count steps from all four legs separately or just steps from left side + right side?

I mean how bad does it have to get before two or more Democrats decide to get in a room and do something about it? I could give two shits about Kimmel. It’s about resisting this cultural shift they’re trying to make where your news and entertainment depends upon whether it makes the president happy

This is what really stands out to me about the widespread cowardice on display in this moment from corporate and college leaders: the people they're capitulating to while visibly quaking in fear are absolutely hated by an enormous majority of the national population.

Imagine capitulating to a president that is so underwater that he doesn't even have 50% approval with white people as a white supremacist

Softest group of pissbabies imaginable.

Oh fuck off

iOS 26 is very pretty. Also for years we have really been at the upper limits of what these phones can do, but they are ubiquitous and people do enjoy upgrading even though they don’t have to. So pretty much the best that developers can do is change up the design to make it look fresh. 🤷‍♂️

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

It’s 9am on Sunday, why isn’t Brent Pry fired yet?

This Florida QB is like me playing Madden and I’m pushing the wrong button every time

This has to be rock bottom.

“I’m tired, boss”

Yes they hate you but they also hate each other

Mazda just ran a commercial where one of their cars raced a horse and won by less than a second Brother for decades we’ve literally measured cars by how many horses it could beat. You’ve just advertised a 1hp car

I cannot believe that Nintendo is about to re-release the VIRTUAL BOY library in the two thousand and twenty fifth year of our lord and I will be considering spending $100 for the pleasure of playing like 14 shitty games. Honestly kudos to Nintendo for doing this. This company is nuts and I love it.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Air Man Metal Man Bubble Man Heat Man Crash Man Flash Man Quick Man Wood Man

I do not like the times in which I live

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

Just dipped Chick-fil-A nuggets in zax sauce, like a true badass

*orders record tariffs to force automakers to produce their parts in the U.S.* *conducts raid at a plant for an automaker producing parts within the U.S.* the art of the deal, folks

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

Just like anti-vaxers, people who dislike immigrants are a weird terrible fringe group and we should treat them like the weird terrible fringe group they are.