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you mean to tell me a ho made these biscuits?

The Braves

Mambo no 1 is the Lou Bega origin story. His parents were brutally murdered by insurgents who mistook them for foreign spies, and he was raised by his uncle, who vowed to keep this a secret from him as long as he lived

roll that beautiful bean footage

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

The horse just fell down? Dude

I’ve got $100 on Drippy Dick to win #KentuckyDerby

Good morning to Michael Harris II

Tampa/Montreal has been one of the most insane scoreless hockey games I have ever seen. Absolute cinema

What a goal by Anaheim holy hell

Chef's kiss

these mfs played to a blood pressure score

Ronald Acuña Jr. catches a fly ball and high fives a young fan

Came here specifically to see if you posted this and you did not disappoint

MATTHEW MOTHER KENT FUCKING OLSON

BRAVES WALK OFF WIN FUCK YOU

I can’t believe it

Really looking forward to seeing how Dubon handles Skubal I can’t wait to see what Skubie/Dubie Do

JR Ritchie looks both like a guy named JR and a guy named Ritchie, at the same time

Me texting this screenshot to my NY and Philly friends

Good morning you fuckin dipshits. You dunderheads. You blithering idiots. Look at this shit. Just look at it and be happy, losers.

this was dunnah to me before we ruined it by meeting in person @dunnah.bsky.social

If a pitcher shakes him off more than twice, is that considered playing with him? I’m sorry I’m trying to delete

Tigers have some Super Mega Baseball ass names on their roster

I know this mf name ain’t Dylan Dingler

Well played Tigers. Starter gets injured and you replace him with a guy named Hurter

The tough thing about facing a guy like Martin Perez is that you don’t really know which changeup he will throw at any given time

That slide by Ronald lmao. Let’s having some fun

Brandon Gaudin said this during the ceremony and it took all of my composure to not say "WHAT" when I heard it

Ok so this sucks But *hides behind chair* I think Dems will lose more than they gain if they run on a “we’re gonna impeach” platform 1) it plays right into the Republican martyr complex they’ve been peddling for years 2) like it or not, the average voter tolerates Rep chaos more than Dem chaos

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN The best team in baseball is about to get bester Gird your loins

I watched Jackass Forever in theaters with my two best college friends, one of which is a pastor, and was kind of embarrassed to have been the one among us who laughed the loudest. We watched Jackass so much in college that this movie felt more like a pilgrimage than a movie experience

Braves victorious Fucketh thee

Just give that ump a glass of ginger ale and he’ll be fine

Phillies manager arguing that you can’t triple stamp a double stamp

I don’t think I would know NAPA existed if not for decades of plastering their logo all over Braves giveaway merch

Putting Dubón on challenge probation

I think country musicians are just megachurch worship pastors who don’t wanna get up early on Sunday

The Braves are fun as hell again, folks.

BRAISE

what a great day to be alive on April 25

Fuck you. Braves win.

It is April 24. The Braves are 11 games over .500. The Mets and Phillies have both had losing streaks of at least 10. An actual S-tier start to the season

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE PHILLIES AND METS HAVE EACH HAD DOUBLE DIGIT LOSING STREAKS IT IS APRIL 24

In before Carousel update

Guys we did it

Ok so I’m still watching *this* game so I think I am officially back

I bet Jose Suarez could eat Chris Sale if he was hungry enough