This Eagles/Lions game has been butt

Armenia gotta launch a military strike on Portugal after that game lmao

Happy Birthday, @nd4668.bsky.social! 🎂

Trendy Priest voice: ‘Kids today care more about Six-Seven than Jesus in Heaven’

What on earth is Lanoris Sellers doing

The ACC rules so hard, every conference should be built around mutually assured destruction and self-sabotage

I’ve had enough of the speculation surrounding subpar St Louis Cardinals middle infielders. The public needs to know the truth. It’s time to release the Eckstein files.

@dunnah.bsky.social I will no longer confuse how you look with Bryce Harper.

A lesser version of:

It’s so on brand for the 2024-25 Braves to have all these guys winning individual awards despite the team being shit from a butt

Having to watch the Falcons play on your soil should be rightfully interpreted as an act of aggression. It will be interesting to see how the German government will retaliate

5 years ago today

One of the best days in internet history

What in the actual hell

If we have any hope of getting ourselves out of this political mess, Republicans will have to continually and repeatedly take an asskicking like they did last night, for as long as it takes for them to realize that leaders are elected to Do Some Governing™️ instead of whoever this is they do now

Walt Weiss could completely redeem himself on this app if he simply went on a profanity laced tirade in his postgame interview on the first Caucasian player who didn’t run out a grounder

I guess this means Weiss is out of the running for the Virginia Tech football job so I’ve got that going for me

Ok so yeah the Walt Weiss hire sucks but there was a nonzero chance it was gonna be Fredi Gonzalez so I guess there’s that?

ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus

Really don’t think it can be emphasized enough what an INSANELY promising technology mRNA vaccination has proved itself to be and it’s beyond infuriating that it is under active and sustained attack by the most powerful people on earth

The Falcons really are amazing with how they find ways to lose games. Really the class of the NFL in this regard.

When the Dodgers visit the White House, I wonder who will be given the responsibility to look after Blake Treinen to make sure he doesn’t try to steal a podium

Fuck the Dodgers

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

Everyone in that stadium wants to die. Every single person

If it were the Chiefs they’d have flagged Pages for pass interference

That Oklahoma defender on that TD

My favorite thing about college football is how in every game that is even remotely meaningful or competitive, the TV cameras will find a fan who is having the time of their life and immediately cut to a fan who wishes they had never been born

I am becoming The Joker

Canada! 🇨🇦

Blake Treinen storms in to pitch in a 1-6 game

I don’t have truck nuts but I do have a

Sounds amazing honestly

If we fined American podcasts for poor content we could fund universal healthcare forever

I’m growing more comfortable with the idea of disbanding the Atlanta Falcons franchise.

Hey @cosmicchefj.bsky.social did you know the punter for the Cowboys was canonized by the Catholic Church?

Please kill me

Same old Falcons Bunch of frauds

Not sure if “gambling” is the best choice of words, given recent events

every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far

For maximum authenticity, you have to steal someone else's kitchen table to build it on

I don’t have truck nuts but I do have a

So it’s been nearly a year since I deactivated on X and I’ve never really wanted to dignify it with a response, but damn, it’s been months and the dude just needs to let it go. A certain unicyclist on Braves Twitter has been telling folks on there that I deactivated because of the election.

It's crazy how running likeable candidates who still have the light of humanity in their eyes really connects with voters dems in 2028: "anyways here's amy klobuchar"

Bold strategy, Cotton

“They will rue the day” -Putin, with shit all over his ass

Mike Penis status: flaccid

The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me