Good god, yes. I’m here for the ride, I’m here for the story. Entertain me. I trust the creators of the content I choose to indulge to take me somewhere and make me feel something. Sometimes that’s Hangers winning at All Out, the easy thing. Sometimes it’s Joe winning and wondering what’s next. #AEW

The obvious and only true answer is #1.

Setbacks. #AEW 🤼

Anyways… Every week is fuck Liberty week. This one just matters more. 🦉

Death. Taxes. AEW fans not letting TK tell a story and getting huffy in the first chapter and just burning the book instead of letting a story unfold. Tale as old as time. I’ve yet to hear one valid reason for why they shouldn’t have pulled the trigger on Joe. Are y’all this petty about tv shows?

Imagine being mad about the baddest dude on the planet. #AEW 🤼

You know what I desperately need out of this? Samoa Joe vs Kyle O’Reilly Give Hangers, Swerve, and Edward a collective side feud for a few weeks and let them boys main the next ppv. #AEWFullGear 🤼

Imagine thinking this man somehow loses something by not having the title. #AEWFullGear 🤼

Face champ runs have a very short shelf life as it is. Best to get in front of it before it gets stale and they start to lose their luster. Joe is always a great break-glass champ. And now Swerve is back, too. Hangers lost absolutely nothing there, and got his greatest foil back. #AEWFullGear 🤼

Samoa Joe's house has never been in more danger

MYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAWD #AEWFullGear 🤼

FUCK YES JOE #AEWFullGear 🤼

Good god Joe hit a fucking artery. #AEWFullGear 🤼

At least they didn’t try it with under a minute left in a tie game. 🦉

Mark on Wednesday when Don makes him dress like a family member. #AEWFullGear 🤼

🥹🥹🥹 #AEWFullGear 🤼

Every. single. match tonight has been “oh, ok, so THAT is match of the night now.” #AEWFullGear 🤼

OG Deathriders theme still rips. #AEWFullGear 🤼

AEW Tag League when? #AEWFullGear 🤼

Give me the proper Kennesaw vs Tech rematch, you cowards.

Made some cheese bread in between being stressed about the Owls, so there’s that.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH AN ENTIRE AEW PAY PER VIEW NOW?! 🦉🤼

Lost my goddamn mind watching this shit unfold. 🦉

HOOTY MOTHERFUCKING HOO BITCHES 🦉

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🦉

This Missouri State team deserves to go bowling and are gonna be a damn problem. 🦉

Getting way too stressed about CUSA football. 🦉

Let’s go win a fucking ballgame, Owls. 🦉

Jfc this programs goddamn kicking game. 🦉

All my homies back to hating Missouri State. 🦉

Most of my homies hate Missouri State. 🦉

All my homies hate Missouri State. 🦉

Same tbh. #AEW 🤼

Five Hamilton sighting 🦉

We are truly in the weirdest goddamn timeline. Imagine hearing in May that MTG was gonna resign the same day Trump was chumming with Mamdani.

Trump hasn’t looked that happy since he had the gigglefucks with MBS like three days ago.

Good day for anyone who had “Trump treats Mamdani better than Dem leadership” on their bingo card.

No one who has ever described themselves as a political moderate has ever been anywhere near close to that.

Yes, actually. Got hit with a $15 disposal fee for the tech to walk into the room say “looks like we got both” and toss them in the trashcan beside her.

Now read all of these in Hank Hill voice. You’re welcome.

Alex gotta chance to do the funniest goddamn thing…

Still one of the greatest exchanges ever.

Ooooh! You sent him a sternly worded jpeg, that’s sure to accomplish something. Entire party full of fucking jellyback losers.

Ok it’s great and all… but Toni had to watch Mina get murdered seven days ago, soooo… #AEW

Such a great match. #AEW

AEW officials in their natural state Paul: just disappointed Knox: perpetually confused Bryce: rabid

KYLE O REILLY IN THE CONTINENTAL CLASSIC PLEASE TONY #AEW 🤼

WALT WEISS PLEASE USE UTLITY PLAYERS I BEG YOU