I’m still defending John Coppolella on Al Gore’s internet in this the year of our Lord, 2026. What a fucking time to be alive.

His brother can barely goddamn walk, he can’t move via fucking neck or stay sober, and somehow they’re the faces of TNA.

I’m forever a Coppy truther and think this is a goddamn hoot.

It is with a heavy heart I announce that I’m once again back on my Gaslight bullshit.

TK finally answering the age-old question: “what if every match was a ppv match?” #AEW

This is the best Andrade has looked since the Takeover match vs Gargano. Dude has finally found that second gear and given the fans a reason to care. #AEW

These mid-air House Calls that Swerve have been pulling off are goddamn art. #AEW

Fuck yeah there it is. #AEW

What the fuck, y’all.

Now let’s put the title on Thekla and really go fucking hard. #AEW

NO KINGS BUT BRODY KING #AEWDynamite

Briscoe/Ciampa ➡️ Kyle/Okada ➡️ MJF/Brody Same segment. TK on a goddamn heater right now. #AEW

Fuck it, put the TNT title on Ciampa match one. #AEW

LETS FUCKING GO GODDAMN PSYCHO KILLER #AEW

That’s an all-timer. #AEW

Making Andrade matter right off the rip is the right move. If he’s finally gonna matter and stick, that’s the way. #AEW

Oh so it was premeditated then? Cool cool cool.

The ICE discourse has truly made people fucking dumber than shit.

And would mean fuckall. This perfect moment, feeding into Sami in Montreal, just to have Cody lose at WM. Dumbass goddamn company.

🤼 #aew

The apple cider vinegar conspiracy is gonna be a doozy.

Does Sandler have to officially petition for custody or does it just defer to him automatically?

I’m not sure there will ever be a point where I’m not pissed off about that Wake game.

Both fit the Braves need — veteran SP who can eat innings. Just give me a Chuck 2.0 and we good.

I don’t care, I’ll never not be completely fucking hype for a Scream movie. They can churn out 69 more and I’ll still be there.

This is the President of the United States. Literally everything else about him aside, this is the absolute best they can do to make his necrotic hand look presentable? They can’t get a top-tier makeup and effects team on retainer and have them sign an NDA?

The other 80.5% merely forgot because of the CTE.

The “every allegation is a confession” theory remains undefeated.

Hey ever wonder why you only see Randy Fine doing tv hits and from the shoulder up? Because he looks like somebody glued a marble on top of a cinder block.

Guess we know who is headlining Wrestlemania next year.

LPT: banana Laffy Taffy with a Reese’s chaser.

There are ten conferences. Give them all auto bids. Expand it to 16, 24, whatever. If you win your conference, doesn’t matter if it’s the SEC or CUSA, you at least get some semblance of a chance at winning it all. This is so fucking stupid.

The goddamn dumbest human beings imaginable.

This should be the temporary midpoint you meet at while still heavily and very vocally pushing to completely abolish these departments, not the endpoint all Dems will instead see it as.

The absolute dumbest people on the fucking planet run our government. Top to bottom. Every single one of them.

Proud that everyone else stepped up when you stepped the fuck back?

There isn’t a single person in the administration or adjacent to it who has even an ounce of self-awareness.

AI really did some heavy lifting on that one.

We do love checking the 🧊 maps and seeing them right outside our neighborhood, don’t we folks?

Just another in a long line.

There’s an incredibly fine line that has to be walked by everyone when it comes to public apologies like this. For one, we all knew fo years the man was going thru a mental health crisis. We all said he needed help, and hopefully this is a response to him seeking legitimate help.

This isn’t reality. Your crazy uncle Gary coming around and seeing ICE killing people in the streets as a miscarriage of government isn’t the same as the legacy media finally deciding to do their job properly or some grifter like MTG turning coat for 15 mins on a single topic.

I’ll say this… I talk about it slightly more now, but that’s only bc shortly after the election we moved to Orlando from deep in the panhandle and I no longer feel my life could legitimate be in danger if I voiced any negative sentiments against the current regime to the people around me.

Maybe Dem representatives now being literally under attack will be enough for them… (…we all know it won’t.)

The oppositions most powerful person just gonna post thru it.

We don’t stand a fucking chance with this as the leadership.

The party of states rights doesn’t appear to give a fuck about states rights.

Democrats are fucking useless. Republicans are fucking murderers. We’re cooked.