“Gimme that Don Callis.”

I’m just gonna assume the same people complaining because Joe and Maxwell won the belt are also now whining because Darby did.

🚨 ITS HAPPENING 🚨

Claudio entrance mask forever and always. #AEW

“[Smoltz, Maddux, Glavine] …how do you hit those guys?!” Idk hope the ump isn’t giving them eight inches off the plate and settle for a more reasonable four inches?

First Blood

Just made me think of this.

“Kim Kardashian, famous for having a big butt and a sex tape…”

Good. Do it more. Make these losers afraid to be seen public.

Just throw the whole goddamn party in the garbage. Fuck this shit. I refuse to stand with these losers — and I ain’t talking about the MAGA turncoats.

WHERE WAS ACUÑA BACKING UP?!

Guy gets a pass, I believe him.

Skill issue. There might not be another Kenny, Ospreay, Hangman, or Swerve in AEW, but the roster is deep enough that TK is capable of moving almost anyone up and into a headlining, main event program. You build up your roster and you make everyone matter. It isn’t a talent problem.

Hope Jose Suarez enjoys his next nine days of employment.

The Aurora Borealis exchange is still the absolute best Simpsons exchange ever.

Roman has worked one match this year — the Rumble, which he entered at #26. Punk hasn’t wrestled a match in six weeks, and only four on tv all year. They aren’t wrestlers, they just play them on tv.

Hangman Austin Riley doing cowboy shit.

I’d think “have they choked their wife before?” should probably be higher on the list than “knows ball?” or “are they entertaining?” but maybe that’s just me.

Fuck it, let’s go. Then use that as a transition to Swerve (or whoever the big bad will be for the summer build) at DoN. Then you have the Owen coming up next month to setup Ospreay vs [whoever] in London.

Put it in the history books.

Just checked some of the reviews of #AEWDynasty over at Cagematch, based on secondhand feedback from here, and people obviously still haven’t learned how unfair and short-sighted it is to judge TK’s booking decisions in the moment. Fedbrain still has so many people’s fandom cooked.

Not surprising given how much he worked this weekend, but I’ve been saying for two years he needs to be the LH long guy in the bullpen.

Stupid, sexy Devil. #AEWDynasty

MY WONDERFUL ADULT SON HAS RETURNED! #AEWDynasty

My Ace. #AEWDynasty

🫡 #AEWDynasty

Ospreay hitting the phenomenal forearm on Mox is just a reminder how fucking good 2016 Smackdown was after the Draft. #AEWDynasty

Mox forever the Ace. #AEWDynasty

Do any of the projection sites have odds yet for “Trump declares himself the American Pope”?

Ok but what the fuck is going on here?

KEVIN KNIGHT FUCK YEAH #AEWDynasty

Nobody: Justin Roberts: #AEW

Hey Austin did some cowboy shit! #Braves

THEY (almost) DID THE THING! #AEWDynasty

Whole lot of Canadians losing on a show headlined by a Canadian… #AEWDynasty

Watching Christian vs watching Cope just further highlights how unfortunate it is that so many fed lifers never got the time to work outside of the territory during their prime and learn more than one style. #AEWDynasty

C+C/FTR/Bucks TLC match at All In gonna be fun as hell. #AEWDynasty

Dylan Dodd, my guy. #Braves

Going with a dude who didn’t beat his wife would also be a pretty good start.

Fine with Darby getting the next title feud. Andrade still has more time to get to the top, let him cook a little longer and get there as a face. #AEWDynasty

Might just be time to flip the switch and let the Andrade face run happen. #AEWDynamite

When Andrade is impassioned and allowed to cook, good god he’s fun to watch. #AEWDynasty

Jericho about to go on a helluva run putting dudes over. #AEWDynasty

This shit was fucking smooth. #AEWDynasty

SSP > Codebreaker was one helluva spot. #AEWDynasty

Everybody watch out, the Braves got vibes back.

Cheney +37 lmaoooooo man 9/11 fucking broke everyone so bad

Absolutely begging the Braves to not lose their challenges in the first three innings.

Jack Perry deserves more props. #AEWDynasty

Fifty. Fifty people who worked for this man heard about the allegations and were like “yeah man that sounds about right.” Stop protecting these monsters. Politicians are not good people.