“Real fuckin sexy just like you asked”

the 30-50 feral hogs guy was right too early

People are posting AI generated lounge versions of hit songs and it could not be more offensive to Richard Cheese

So another name for anti-anti-fascists would be...?

Ayyyyy

LUNCH PAIL GUY

As a longtime resident of Kennesaw, GA I have to say I’m kinda on board with “THE SAW”

Adios ya bum

he was actually having a flashback to the time he saw The Birdcage on the netflix menu

Have the Cubs announced what they plan to do about their roster if they come back all the way and beat Milwaukee? Because both NLCS Game2 and Charlie Kirk's birthday are October 14 and that's obviously gonna create some problems for them.

Lifetime contracts for both. Do it now.

Tired: Ohtani can hit Wired: Ohtani hits on 16 when the dealer is showing 5

Start spreading the news bitches #BlueJays

Cashman/Boone FOUR MORE YEARS

Mama Mia implies the existence of Mama Pow

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

2026 revenge tour officially ON

star spangled banner: tired; old; key had slaves. god save the king (queen): pathetic; thirsty; it’s my country country tis of thee, nerds. o canada: banger; bopperino; slapsville.

Since the passing of Jimmy Carter, Dolly Parton is the greatest living American. May she be well ❤️

🤠 #AEWDynamite

Portillos has the power to change hearts and minds

Bartender was immediately called up to the bigs (Waffle House).

Should I have known the name Bullet Rogan before this very moment? Bc I didn’t

I hope Jags fans have a wonderful victory Tuesday

Look at this body position, Trevor Lawrence ate shit as hard as you could, he’s a hippo in wool socks on a waxed floor, he hit the turf going 300 miles per hour

Yakety JAX

Don’t think for one second I wont adopt Jacksonville as a second team. I think both them and Tennessee are within fair geographical range

Will Smith in September and October of 2021 was the best closer ever

Did Ippei Mizuhara write this

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

According to the streets, Toronto.

The answer for the Yankees is right there

My buddy called Cam Skattebo if Mike Alstott listened to rap music lol

My waiver wire hero ❤️

HUZZAH!

THE COMMENTATORS JUST SAID THAT THEY ARE AT THE CONFLUENCE OF THE MONONGAHELA, THE SUSQUEHANNA, AND THE OHIO GOD I WISH THAT WAS TRUE I WOULD BE AT THE FUCKING GAME IF IT WAS BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE SUSQUEHANNA IS ALMOST 200 MILES EAST OF PITTSBURGH

Great command of the language on display here

taking laxatives before bed:

Ohtani never plays well in Philly because of our well-documented home field advantage (giant casino right next to the ballpark)

and bald. Short, bald, no hoes. The white Stokely Hathaway.

It goes on top of the refrigerator you psychos

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

if we want bluesky to have the oft-invoked "juice", i need baseball posters to step up this postseason. none of this namby-pamby "we lost but i like your team and im rooting for yall" reddit crap. i wanna see bloodlust and vendettas. i wanna see death threats. i wanna see feral, ape-like hooting

Braves legend

Elect me president and we’ll get new Jock Rock in my first 90 days

Ready for the Snitker news

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