Yall seen the pride jersey the Braves have a ticket package for this year? Pretty sure we aren’t losing a game in June

Martin Maldonado is joining the Atlanta Braves… Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO …as a special assistant…. Me: oh ok lfg

I swear I’ve never heard the name Osvaldo Bido in my life

This was Kimprobable but not Kimpossible

Scott Boras probably gave them the craziest look when they suggested the idea

This is what Crazy Town was trying to warn us about

y’all Phil Rivers is nine days older than me and I make a sound like a demon is stealing my soul when I stand up from the couch

It’s only pierogi if it comes from the pierogi region of Pittsburgh. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling potato roll.

Our shipmen? Mid.

the weird two-year stretch in which i was older than every nfl quarterback is finally over. hopefully that will never happen again

Raise the "reasonable offer" flag

How will you remember the Ryan Rolison era in Atlanta?

Cody Rhodes is Dolph Lundgren in The Chris Mullin Story

I’m not sure AA’s cooking quite yet, but he does have all of his mise en place nicely set

Met some great people but fuck that place I ain’t going to the reunion

Little expensive for a fourth OF but it ain’t my money we move

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The last real one

Here’s my Venmo as an incentive to help me I will tell you what funny lighting color you are

If I’m ever elected, I’m swearing in on a copy of Bill Watterson’s ‘The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes’

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

HE’S BACK

Rivers at a double tree in Jacksonville after getting sacked 4 times

He just wants to get some hotel sleep and 10 minutes of quiet

I think Marcus Freeman should have mayonnaise dumped on him regardless

Join a conference, losers

Picked a bad Sunday to quit sniffin glue

Time to watch my favorite football team, he said sadly

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

Got his ass

Sabrina Carpenter is now our President. Sorry, don't make the rules

TikTok’s should be eligible for the Best Short Fill category at the Academy Awards

A Chattanooga Lookouts Corky Miller bobblehead

This is indeed a holy day: the anniversary of Atlanta signing the best player in franchise history

ballpark for ants

Honestly didn’t expect this from Frank Brickowski

Really just couldn’t have happened to a better guy

Brutal.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

Look at how they massacred my boy

Younghoe wtf just happened my dude

Wow, huge news out of Flowery Branch.