Replacing workers with AI is only half the battle. You have to replace the customers too. Only then will we have true Synergy

2 innings and 2 runs into the practice games before the season starts wondering why the dodgers spent so much to win

You don't have a Mexican restaurant booth with two dressed up skeletons pondering their collection of items and memorabilia?

watching baseball

FYI for Atlanta folks, autograph signing at my favorite card shop today for Tyler Matzek and David Hale #cardsky

The whole world always seems like it's healing every year when baseball starts

Fun fact: The next Saturday without a baseball game will be in November Feel warmer yet?

Three first basemen in the lineup. I think with a little more effort they could get 6 maybe 7 first basemen in

Eli White: still alive

Our first lineup of the spring!

conceal carry is sexist, actually. the smaller the gun, the more inaccurate it gets; small hands can struggle with the most common handgun sizes. in conclusion, feminism is open carry of long guns

video games have two genders. the sims is female. pong is male. every game exists on this axis and the mass effect trilogy are girl games

foie gras is good and geese are asking for it

the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

new executive order just dropped. they're lowering the 5 second rule to 4 seconds. what the fuck man.

TIL that in the US there's a "Mexican" food chain founded by a white American man named Steve. I'd like you all to guess what the name of said chain is. Do not spoil it if you know.

We play baseball today! #LGM

Tolle takes the mound against the Twins!

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

MAHAdelphia Phillies

NEW: Trump's Department of Homeland Security bought an Atlanta-area warehouse it's converting into a migrant jail. I found the LLC selling the warehouse shares a DC address with The Carlyle Group, the Baltimore Orioles new owner's private equity firm. All the pieces matter. issa new [eyeblack]:

Another accusation that will soon become a confession

Your first lineup of 2026! #TridentsUp 📺 FREE on http://Mariners.TV

SPRING TRAINING GAMES START TOMORROW.

This is psychosis and they should be treated like the danger they are to themselves and others

this type of thinking is hard to fathom but the thing you have to remember is that these people want to be martyrs more than they want to have alive children

The most challenging part about figure skating is that skaters have to play Wordle on the ice and it counts as part of their technical score.

chicago cubs century of humiliation

But really these are the most loudly stupid people we've ever seen. And the density of stupid is incredible. If you meet someone in Tennessee that isn't shitty they're probably not from here.

Walmart customer with an open box of boots to an employee in the frozen section: "can you tell me where to go to find a bigger size of larges in these"

Me, every minute of every day: "Fuck this corrupt, dying empire of kleptomaniac pedophiles" Me when the US women's hockey team wins gold:

Yes we absolutely can

Not sure why Michael isn't on bluesky with... whatever this is. He'd fit right in

Pucks are so small, man. Careening after a fruit fly

IN SPACE, NOBODY CAN SMEAR YOUR CREAM

Brazil and South Korea have put their insurrectionist wannabe dictators in prison. The UNITED KINGDOM just arrested a former royal because he's likely a pedophile. The United States made their insurrectionist wannabe dictator and likely pedophile the president with no punishment in sight

Of all the things we are doing in MN, this one is just beyond. Imagine being released from hell alone in the cold. And a total stranger has waited all night with a blanket just to be ready to hug you and carry you home. Every job we do is crucial, but this one is what restores humanity and dignity.

A guy who got his job via a process far closer to strange women lying in ponds distributing swords than anything approaching democracy provides a clearer statement about the Rule of Law than anyone in America has bothered to do for some time. bsky.app/profile/phil...

I love how our brains are capable of writing, directing, and acting out an entire film but cannot start the movie soon enough for us to see the whole thing before we wake up

I thought that sign said goots

I wonder how this guy is doing

Allegedly? Did someone else piss his pants?

The Phillies are about to get a whole lot more flammable

I miss Websites. A website could be just one video. You could go to "look at my horse my horse is amazing dot com" and listen to a song about a horse that tastes like raisins and turns into a plane. And that would be the website.

Kris Bryant [written by Joel Coen]: I suppose it’s just in my nature, in human nature, to have ambition, even when there seems to be nothin goin my way. Me [written by Ethan Coen]: son of a bitch pinball machine stole my quarter again