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NEW: Trump's Department of Homeland Security bought an Atlanta-area warehouse it's converting into a migrant jail. I found the LLC selling the warehouse shares a DC address with The Carlyle Group, the Baltimore Orioles new owner's private equity firm. All the pieces matter. issa new [eyeblack]:

Another accusation that will soon become a confession

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This is psychosis and they should be treated like the danger they are to themselves and others

this type of thinking is hard to fathom but the thing you have to remember is that these people want to be martyrs more than they want to have alive children

The most challenging part about figure skating is that skaters have to play Wordle on the ice and it counts as part of their technical score.

chicago cubs century of humiliation

But really these are the most loudly stupid people we've ever seen. And the density of stupid is incredible. If you meet someone in Tennessee that isn't shitty they're probably not from here.

Walmart customer with an open box of boots to an employee in the frozen section: "can you tell me where to go to find a bigger size of larges in these"

Me, every minute of every day: "Fuck this corrupt, dying empire of kleptomaniac pedophiles" Me when the US women's hockey team wins gold:

Yes we absolutely can

Not sure why Michael isn't on bluesky with... whatever this is. He'd fit right in

Pucks are so small, man. Careening after a fruit fly

IN SPACE, NOBODY CAN SMEAR YOUR CREAM

Brazil and South Korea have put their insurrectionist wannabe dictators in prison. The UNITED KINGDOM just arrested a former royal because he's likely a pedophile. The United States made their insurrectionist wannabe dictator and likely pedophile the president with no punishment in sight

Of all the things we are doing in MN, this one is just beyond. Imagine being released from hell alone in the cold. And a total stranger has waited all night with a blanket just to be ready to hug you and carry you home. Every job we do is crucial, but this one is what restores humanity and dignity.

A guy who got his job via a process far closer to strange women lying in ponds distributing swords than anything approaching democracy provides a clearer statement about the Rule of Law than anyone in America has bothered to do for some time. bsky.app/profile/phil...

I love how our brains are capable of writing, directing, and acting out an entire film but cannot start the movie soon enough for us to see the whole thing before we wake up

I thought that sign said goots

I wonder how this guy is doing

Allegedly? Did someone else piss his pants?

The Phillies are about to get a whole lot more flammable

I miss Websites. A website could be just one video. You could go to "look at my horse my horse is amazing dot com" and listen to a song about a horse that tastes like raisins and turns into a plane. And that would be the website.

Kris Bryant [written by Joel Coen]: I suppose it’s just in my nature, in human nature, to have ambition, even when there seems to be nothin goin my way. Me [written by Ethan Coen]: son of a bitch pinball machine stole my quarter again

Smearing the ashes on my forehead into a dollar sign and calling it Cash Wednesday

Pokémon League commentator:

Nico He/She/Her

In case you want a new vocal stim

All our politicians know is cruelty and hatred.

2026 basically

The bonus rounds where you drove into an intersection to cause the biggest wreck possible are still hard to beat with anything released in the last 15 years

Wednesday

@stechlab-labels.bsky.social can you please just make it say "having a hard time"

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

We should all try really hard to enjoy baseball in 2026.

there’s a guy on The Everything App who has only eaten wendy’s chili for 22 days and in that time he has lost 21.6 pounds and i think one thing this site could really use is people who are that cool

EVERYBODY SHUT UP THE RAYS ARE MAKING A BOBBLEHEAD OF THE LOCAL STINGRAY IN GREAT MOOD

@dunnah.bsky.social you get the jeep dirty yet?

You ever get to listen to a recording of a horrible customer ugly crying on the phone because you wouldnt commit insurance fraud for them?

In woke 2 even the eagles are trans

hollywood is COOKED something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎

Here it is, your moment of zen.