Elon Musk's accomplishments over the last year include starving thousands of people to death (and laughing about it) and creating Hitler AI that undresses children (and laughing about it). Is it time to do something about billionaires yet?

who says there’s no such thing as a free lunch? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I see a lot of y’all made the new year resolution to give Bluesky a chance. Or CSAM was the final step for your Twitter journey

Elon Musk has died. His last words were "@grok please administer me a lethal dose of child pornography." A cause of death is not currently known.

When we say circle back in the new year, this is what we mean

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

I personally have not seen this before

Matty Bunnyears

That's Richard Hammond

For sale; Baby shoes, never worn.

“Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink” Wishing everyone health in the new year. Well, mostly everyone.

2026 is the year it happens

If you start the Fellowship of the Ring (extended edition) at exactly 7:47 on new years eve and you fall asleep when they get to Rivendell then you don't have to stay up late.

A message for you all to carry through the year

2026: the year it happens

#2025Favs #FourthQuarterEdition

happy new year to all my extremely online friends

"New Year" is pretty optimistic framing. Should just be called Next Year. Happy next year

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans

i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI

I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list

getting really into charging my phone

mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked rip homniegh see u on the other side

marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail

Bandwagon ball droppers sicken me

sorry

Riding as a passenger in the Renault Espace F1 is like going through an MRI with your jewellery still on. #weirdcarbs

no thought behind his eyes

Cats figured out that if you're going to be annoying you also have to be funny and that's something we could all learn from

Witnessed a six figure bill of sale for a business that was extruded into reality entirely by ChatGPT. Older generations are leaning on AI without a hint of doubt.

There’s a kitten rescuer whose videos I love, but she’s clearly been rescuing kittens for so long that she’s run out of cute names Every new video has the cutest kittens you ever seen, with a caption like, “Meet the Roofing Materials kittens: Tar Paper, Shingles, and Fiberglass!”

Cat: *exists* Me: wow. Oh my god. Wow.

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him https://theonion.com/rift-widens-between-elon-musk-anyone-who-ever-met-him/

A pair of happy hammerhead sharks (ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)

Shout out to the Panthers fan dressed like Clark Griswald in the attic. This is awesome.

The pope attended a World Series game in 2005 was a real thing we learned this year.

FINALLY GOT UH-OH ON FILM

yeah i run the downtonabbey_dril account. basically i take a scene from downtown abbey and put one of ten dril posts i’ve saved over it. i try to make it the most applicable one, but let’s be honest: corn cob is always gonna do numbers. yeah no the door actually locks from the outside

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.

deadass?

It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this