I never want to see, or think about, JJ McCarthy again.

Olivia Nuzzi and her life are not interesting no matter how hard Bluesky tries to pretend otherwise.

A need for mead.

This is incredible

I didn't think it was possible to make the prospect of watching Cowboys-Raiders any less appealing but MNF pulled it off.

If an actual artist put this slop up they wouldn't get another job again. If AI does it it's no big deal and life goes on.

"quiet time" is what I put my kids in when they've been misbehaving. The "everyone is 12 now" theory of American reality marches on.

When the prospect of another Minnesota Vikings season looms large

King of kings

That "reportedly" is still leaving a lot of wiggle room for Condiment King to be the main baddie.

Who cares, man? It's James Bond. Throw him on the moon or Atlantis or in dinosaur times or whatever, or doesn't matter at all. It'll print a mountain of money either way and no serious adult will care about continuity.

I think the biggest lie Bluesky likes to tell itself it that you only see what you want to see if you properly curate who you follow because I never once agreed to the the daily psychic damage I get from all the political posts on my timeline from the non-political accounts I follow.

The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece. We can fix this with rule changes: - Teams only get four set pieces per possession - If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball - If they're good, they get four more - Let's call them "downs"

Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine

I will never understand the people who can look at this and shrug.

We're never getting Red Dead Redemption 3

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

The triplets turn five today and boy howdy does time go by extremely fast.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

lol it's done

Whew, all enthusiasm I had for the Braves next season just went out the window with this hire. No ambition from this club.

when you try to tell me anything

Never bunt.

Baseball is the worst because my team was eliminated 2.5 months ago and the next pitch might kill me. It is Nov. 1

Look at us. We’re all here, on the 97th most popular social media site, enjoying a live event together.

They're doing it again!

It's time. 🫡

Absolutely in awe of how badly the Blue Jays just soiled their diapers for no good reason.

Vive la France

It's probably because the first season came out forever ago, but watching this trailer and it just feels like everything that made the first season of Stranger Things special is well and truly gone and has been replaced by whatever this cliche action slop is. It looks so formulaic.

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

If we fined American podcasts for poor content we could fund universal healthcare forever

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Dissolve the Los Angeles Dodgers

Hardest anime line you'll read all year

Love football. Love my Vikings.

@unfitforpurpose.net Rogue Trader for Switch 2 in December. Think I'm finally going to pull the trigger on it.

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

The only questionable tattoo I have is an Interstellar one (which might also be enough to disqualify me from running for office).

if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say