first hangover in like a decade and my word does it suck

secret santa/potluck today, christmas party tomorrow, three weeks holiday starting saturday. best time of the year.

doubling a mac and cheese recipe for the work potluck so inevitably only three people will eat it

nothing more sinister than a slack message that just says "hey."

with every conversation about streaming services buying each other we come closer to needing the return of DVD boxed sets

it is my last week of work until january 5th ohhhhhhh baby

oh, to be a cat in a basket of blankets during a snow storm

in the last year or so i’ve developed an intolerance to sesame seeds but i always seem to think it’s a one-off. every time i eat a sesame seed bagel i think “no no, it’ll be fine this time” and every time i am wrong.

happy cookie weekend to all those who celebrate

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everyone making fun of sens country night when i’m bummed i declined tickets because i love country night :(

they knew what they were doing when they put that slutty (compliment) hockey show on crave because i'm 30 seconds from subscribing

nothing like accepting a trade in fantasy and then immediately having new rules enacted to make sure no one else gets taken advantage of in the same way you did

of course brady scores the ultimate hater goal as his first

don’t make me quote peter laviolette in 2025

the sens 🥰

this year's tentative christmas cookie tin selection: Cranberry Ginger Sugar Cookies Toblerone Shortbread Fudgey Nonpareil Cookies Vanilla Pinwheels Peppermint Bark Cookies Nanaimo Bar Thumbprint Ginger Molasses Linzer Cookies Peanut Butter Chocolate Swirl Butter Cookies

on today's list of gripes that don't matter but piss me off: advent calendar unboxings. the whole point is you get a little surprise every day!!!!!! "i'm going to show you what's inside" you're a FUN RUINER!!!!!

great day to have believed in josh norris and kept him on your fantasy roster all season 🥰

a couple weeks ago my office competed in an agency-wide battle of the bands and we won and that’s so so so fun to me

spent a week on a carribbean cruise and it was, in a word, blissful. here are some highlights.

today is my last day of work for 10 days, which i have not been silent about at the office, and it's sooooooooo funny how many people are just today realizing that i will not be here for 10 days!!!!!!!!

ordered a shawarma from greek on wheels that had more red onion than chicken and on top of that they forget the garlic sauce and the pita was stale so i basically just had a dry red onion wrap and honestly that's on me for not going to an actual shawarma place

it's a good day to be a chatgpt hater 🥰

gotta say, real tough time to be named meagan kelly right now

dj smith and anton forsberg shutting out the sens is the most obvious outcome to this

let’s go girls

is that a dairy queen cake or are you just happy to see me?

coworkers last day and she’s vegan so i tried a vegan cake recipe for the first time. holy moly. maybe one of the best cake i’ve ever made. oreo cinnamon roll.

okay everyone if i journal instead of having a meltdown i get to eat ice cream in bed, that’s the deal. got it?

two cats in this picture btw

hey so this brady tkachuk podcast is not only bad timing for the team but also not going to end well for the individual and i think we all need to brace ourselves for that

it's that time of year where i become such a potluck purist that i actually worry about my core values

the tsn glitching is basically unwatchable my word

a part of our heritage

one thing about me, i WILL be the local sports team’s biggest fan if they’re in the finals

reading a hockey romance about a group of players who got caught on video in an uber shit-talking

tested one piece of pasta and it was cooked. turns out it was the only one so now i’m eating kinda cooked pasta.

Since I'll be paying for Lansdowne 2.0 instead of ending homelessness or funding transit, and since stadiums are public good now, I very much look forward to attending all events there for free and I will expect regular cheques in the mail with profits from all the new retail and condos.

we were told there was a fire drill happening between 8 and 10 and now it's 9:48 and we've all been anxiously awaiting the drill and i realize they can't just say "it's happening at 9:15" because you lose the element of "how do you react" but man oh man it's messing with my day

not to be a boomer but a coworker brought in some of her kids' halloween candy and it's ALL full-sized chocolate bars. what are we doing here!!!! it used to be a TREAT to get ONE full-sized bar!!!! i've been staring down the barrel of seven full-sized crunchie bars all day in pure shock

lots going wrong in the world but at least people magazine nailed it with this year's sexiest man alive

every budget projection for a new city project should be required to include an appendix that shows the last five projections and whether or not they were correct. do they do this already? feels like they should! because obviously every project will be fine if it stays on budget BUT WILL IT?????

used to have a coworker who would check off "also send to entire channel" whenever he'd reply to a message in a slack thread and i hope to never reach that level of arrogance where i think "yeah everyone in this company-wide chat is itching to hear what i have to say about this"

oh that is just heartbreaking

I bet this shit is incredible if you're a neutral fan. I personally am suffering an unbelievable amount.

“he struggles finding the strike zone” bro it’s your JOB

it’s quite simple: the dodgers don’t deserve good things

hahahahahahaha this is a nightmare hahahahahahahahaha

good god vladdy