A great day for Montreal and therefore a terrible day for the rest of the world

wow okay so they do leg transplants FAST at place bell

experience ottawa hockey (threat)

my voice is so rotten from lingering strep effects that my google home just refused to set a timer for me because it couldn't verify that it was actually me

ukko-pekka luukthefuckin i'm begging you

go charge go btw

traffic has been absolute insanity all week. 75+ minutes from downtown to bayshore.

i can't explain it but that "first time in san juan, mi hijo" song gives realllllllll big marineland jingle vibes

having an incredible hair day. i deserve this.

maybe the most brain rotted thing i do is scroll through tiktok during the day (with no sound) and save the videos i think i’ll enjoy and then when i’m in bed i get extra-curated selection of videos to enjoy

we don't need a wordle game show. wheel of fortune exists.

lol. lmao even.

DEVASTATING: local woman included in her door dash delivery confirmation photo

crazy how people will try to convince you that you dyed your hair since you last saw them. "you changed your hair!" "i didn't" "it was darker before!" "it wasn't" "you definitely changed something about the colour" "nope" "are you sure?" "pretty positive, yeah"

Philips giving the refs shit

gwyneth phillips should be allowed to k*ll one ref

desperately trying not to turn into a referee conspiracist

fanuza kadirova you have bewitched me body and soul

get it done today i am literally begging you

turns out 4 hours of sleep is all it takes to make me the most productive person on the planet

40 minutes late with an ice cream cone

the ottawa senators could never

ottawa hockey you are so special

oh you LOVE to see it

me scaling the roof of the ctc with a sharpie to change the 4 to a 33 on the phillips banner

wish if I had a video of me reacting to them introducing DJ Propser

DJ prosper at the charge game we have NEVER been so fucking back

kadirova doing it for triangle-haired girlies everywhere

more proof of the pwhl knowing what the fans want

let’s go the charge

great news, everyone. i think i have an ear infection.

they should let keenan thompson host snl one week

really into pita pit lately

omg imagine how awful it is to be a canucks fan

i actually need to go for a walk I’m so upset about this lmfao leafs fans are never allowed to say the league is against them for the rest of time.

god we can’t have anything nice in this league

lmfao sorry if you needed evidence this league is rigged, i do think we just found it

the draft lottery could be an email

i keep seeing everyone talk about the nhl playoffs??????? must be a mistake. the playoffs didn't happen this year!!! the season ended on april 15th!!! you can't gaslight me into thinking otherwise.

every day i get more and more excited about the prospect of beach days this summer

day 11 of being sick, day 3 of antibiotics. unclear if i will ever feel normal again. not being able to talk is the ultimate curse for me as a yapper.

wow and he could do that without being a girl dad

just told my boss i'm "down for the count" but forgot the crucially important o in count

embarrassing being almost 34 years old and getting strep throat. what am i, a toddler?

also rich to hear brady saying trade rumours are a distraction as though the podcast he hosts with his divisional-rival brother and discusses his team on in real time is nothing but a whisper in the wind

nhl players be normal about girls and women for one second challenge

does anyone want to pay me what i'm making now to be their office admin/personality hire/party planner/little task doer because man alive i don't think i'll last another six months in the agency world. my boss just said empathy-driven leadership is "just passive aggression with a different name."

I JUST WANT TO WATCH A NORMAL MOVIE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS D-BOX??? WHAT IS ULTRA AVX???? WHY DO I CARE ABOUT LASERS??????? PUT MOVIE ON SCREEN!!!!!!! LET ME WATCH MOVIE ON SCREEN!!!!!! FOR LESS THAN $15!!!!!!!!!!