crying watching this tribute from the fans, i just know this jays team is going to wreck me this year

sorry but this bruno mars song is doing nothing to get me excited for baseball

wink emojis/60 is rising like CRAZY with my crush, we might be in the home stretch

disappointing but my word is it fun to see linus ullmark play like this again

shootouts should be outlawed

let ullmark take a shot in the shootout, i bet he scores

you should have 15 seconds to decide if you’re challenging something.

linus ullmark they could never make me hate you

linus ullmark is the winger jason spezza needed

i better be fucking pmsing because there's no reason to be crying at my desk (in march) thinking about how i can't remember the last time someone made me a birthday cake (my birthday is months away)

Fuck the IOC

When the Sens win

do we have a bluesky equivalent of a ceremonial retweeting of the haters

and if i tell you the sens are winning the cup? what then?

Zub

“debrincat throwing body shots” yeah he can’t reach zub’s head

literally laughing out loud i love the ottawa senators

welcome to your yakemchuk years

dylan larkin returns tonight after suffering a lower body injury (full diaper)

not only do i need bluesky to get a close friends feature, i also need it to get a poll feature. there are important life decisions i need to crowdsource on the internet.

how much wood could a yakemchuk if a yakem could chuk wood

shean donovan's son saying hello in french bonjorian

wanted to get a silly goose design on my nails, told my nail tech (a different one than i usually get) i wanted a design, she said "for sure!". she does the whole appointment and then without prompting paints a beautiful design and says "good?" and it's like no but how do i say "i'd prefer a goose!"

the good news is the sens always find hilarious ways to win

this is one of my favourite pictures of mj ever taken

“you need marner” chants good god i love Sens fans

morgan rielly just repelled from the press box to punch ridly greig in the head after that goal?????

linus ullmark they could never make me hate you

max domi is an advertisement for why you shouldn’t eat paint

the smell of piss and daddy issues is noticeably absent from the ctc this evening

Nail appointment was $15 cheaper than usual so i had enough cash left for booster juice. go sens go baby.

warren foegel follows me on bluesky confirmed

if i were the ottawa senators i would simply score more goals

headlines from hell

st. paddy's day potluck at work tomorrow. pistachio cheesecake is done and in the fridge, and tonight is an experiment. twice baked fully loaded potato medallions. feels like i can't go wrong.

an app idea once called “chicken tinder” where you swipe to be matched with the best chicken tenders near you based on your preferences (coating style, size, cost, sauces, etc)

last night i played "annotate" in boggle, which is up there with the time i played "requiem". highly recommend getting big boggle if you're a Boggle Head™️like me.

new josh groban song released, don't text

crazy that a man who sang the words "only wonka makes your confidence sykrockelet" feels he's higher brow than ballet and opera

typical. montreal typical.

ah i see sportsnet is going with the habs vs. unidentified opposing team narrative this evening

just got flooded with incredible admiration for thomas chabot and what he means to this franchise

“have you ever heard the song super graphic ultra modern girl by chappell roan? I think the opening of that song is just so great.” — my therapist

i do not care for this wind at all. my windows are whistling and it's freaking me out.

due to circumstances beyond my control (my own actions) my credit card situation has become spicy and i will now be embarking on a 30-day no-buy adventure. every time i want to buy something i will post it on this thread instead. to start: - new swimsuits for the beach - books - mini eggs

went on a date with a guy once and when we hugged goodbye he nuzzled my neck and i still get chills (negative) thinking about it.

i've always said that i have extremely normal expectations when it comes to romantic pursuits

car dealerships could stand to be 50% less intimidating

you should be allowed to trade coaching staff

the microscope will come off brady when he wins something in ottawa outside of a belching contest