Well this guy’s obviously a fucken idiot

Oh no. Not another power play please

I’m glad they scored, but I’m still mad

Starting a we want playoffs chant

Bench Brady, bench the refs, bench the hurricanes

This is why I came back to social media for the playoffs. Suffering in community.

I could be doing literally anything else right now

If they don’t score here……………. I don’t even know what, but it’ll be bad

Someone cover Mr Stank

I heard Ian Mendes is going to rappel down from the CTC rafters before the game

Sorry for Crotty rocking

The math isn’t math-ing to get real Road Safety results for the City of Ottawa. The headlines continue to shock and appall: individuals are losing their lives, people are seriously hurt. The province put us into this funding situation, but we will be responsible for getting ourselves out of it.

so just give up, already!!

since the sens are apparently aware of curses and willing to take action against them, I expect a banner-removing ceremony before puck drop tonight

I've been trying so hard to get Fuser set up on my freakin Linux PC so I can host a pregame rave before game 5.

I think it would have been better if Ottawa scored like four minutes ago instead.

Okay. But seriously. Why do I go through sticks of deodorant so quickly now? And why does it cost a million dollars? I'm really annoyed about the enshittification of deodorant.

remember: you're not in trouble until you've lost four games

has there ever been a senators goaltending performance like that before?

I think that the Sens will be fine in the rest of the series if they can score more goals than the other team

Honestly though, I hate this for me.

I meant OT2

Come on you Sens

Tim is scoring 15 seconds into OT

Five Holes at Freddy’s

Sens could get sw*pt and Ullmark would still deserve the Conn Smythe

yah in the spot where it used to say 'conn smythe'

BIG PINUS LINUS!!

I understand they’ve started engraving “Ullmark” on the Conn Smythe

I really think Ullmark needs to start scoring some goals here

More true now than ever

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Can’t score during play, gotta try score after the whistle. I like it

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Ottawa Senators 🕯 Goal 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

1st period summary: I have been asked to stop yelling at the TV

”…Taylor Hall? Like from twenty years ago?” - @leahday.bsky.social just now

Not normally a “SHOOOT” guy, but geez

Truly believe Br*dy Tk*chuk does not have two brain cells to rub together

Excited to find out if this guy will make the anthems insane again

Wet Leg intro. Advantage: Ottawa

Sens

I keep thinking about this

A message to Sickos abandoning All-American Alcohol for the Latest Fad “420 Day”: Just because you CANnabis doesn't mean you SHOULDabis. @theonion.com

Late start to the Sens game tonight folks (7:30 p.m.). Don't forget to take a pregame nap!

An amusing theme in the article is that Tokyo won the war on cars by mistake. Japan’s road & auto registration fees were intended to pay for roads; its ban on street parking to get more off-street lots. But a result was that streets just around Tokyo’s commercial core look & sound like this

"A flex post and a prayer" It's not enough. Demand more from your city because the stakes are too high.

I love how Ottawa demands these huge building setbacks, way out of character with the rest of the neighborhood, and then lets the newly created public realm rot.

The beautiful (federally funded) War Museum, 1 of only 3 buildings in Ottawa to receive a GG Award in architecture, with broken, sidewalks and acres of road/pavement, crying out for municipal trees. (Not a single muni building has ever won a GG award vs Edmonton which won 9, ½ in last decade)