She Kleven on my Crotty until I Yakemchuk

Me seeing Ian Mendes outside the CTC

SENS E N S

No weirder beef than microwave manuals saying "Use our Popcorn button and ignore the directions on the bag" and popcorn bags saying "Never use the Popcorn button"

(Where it's at!) I blocked two turnovers and Michael Stone

when stuetzle finally scores it's gonna be because he put a hole through andersen's chest

All season long: “All I want is playoffs!” Later, when the playoffs are kicking me in the nuts: “This sucks! Ah, this sucks!

Whatever. Get these poor SOBs to Sens country and see what happens

Ullmark opening up a CASE of whoop ass

Ridly Greig

If they can bleed they can be killed

Mark Sutcliffe what the fuck have you done to the Sens powerplay

We're a third period hockey club. Game hasn't even started yet

May the Stucifix bless us this Sens playoffs

This is some bullshit

I have for years harbored a deep hatred of the Carolina Hurricanes, who play in…North? Carolina?…in the city of…Carolina. With its…horrible mountains

I've been meaning to rewatch Casino. Partly because it's one of the best movies ever, partly to see De Niro and Pesci wear those bigass sunglasses

REAL PICKER youtu.be/DQ2EwQ2B5bc?...

It'll be the best Facebook Marketplace bargain you've seen in your life then it turns out they're deep into Gatineau

the only ethical use of ai in hockey was generating a picture of gulk, anything else is heretical and wrong

Never been a better time to give me $10,000 for services rendered @ianmendes.bsky.social

Gary Bettman is WEAK on border policy

They're saying Go Sens Go at the Rogers Centre

Jake Sensderson

[wrist surgery] chabot: i’m so nervous crotty: it’s gonna be ok don’t worry [after surgery] chabot, waking up: wait where’s crotty doctor: who do u think gave u the wrist RT if you cried 😿

TEAM DOCTOR: Where is Chabot? We need to apply his new cast ANDLAUER: He is not here for he has risen

PSA

The T in T-1000 stands for Thomas Chabot

Thomas Chabot when playoffs are on the line

**texting my wife on the Artemis II** Are you mad at me

Wideman voice: "The best part about their break-in is that we don't even slow them up. They come in like blazing speed too, Ully's like 'Oh shit'"

Bameron Brotty 😤😤

Sens. Don't overthink it.

Welcome to your Crotty years

Sens game tonight <throws up in garbage can>

Bush on TinyDesk (pause)... very good

I'm done abiding by this sunuvabitch

Candle lit string quartet in an old theatre with Chabot highlights playing on a projector

Absolute masterpiece of track sequencing and runtime

Why are pitchers basically the only job where people will say "He's got really good stuff". I want to be killing it in a Teams meeting and have people in a private chat say "Frank's still got great stuff"

Time to find out if the Sens are Built For It™

"Waaa, Ullmark should have played last game!!" Your mom is sleeping at my house tonight so you'll have to pack your own lunch for school, sorry

Sens game tonight. If they lose I'll be pissed off.

The people who I interact with on Facebook Marketplace can't possibly be the same people who vote, drive on our roads, and otherwise contribute to society here in Ottawa

Every time somebody complains about a John Schneider dugout decision he buys an even bigger watch

Baseball Sens game tonight

We'll take the Point no Brayden

Drake (Batherson): If you're trying to save this it's too late

heart palpitations during a regular season hockey game, we’re so back