Getting goosebumps watching an old Highwaymen concert. It's like the avengers for dudes who had a Labatt Blue phase

Pre-season is just practice

lot of people immediately able to grasp why this is bad still making excuses for posting on twitter

I didn't realize Waylon Jennings could shred too. What the hell. This whole time I thought he just had a Nashville studio guy do those solos

the ugliest nerds you’ve ever seen have invented a sycophantic parrot that lives inside the computer in exchange for all our money and 3” of sea level

Embracing unc status (refusing to learn how to pay for stuff by tapping my phone)

mark zuckerberg apparently thinks getting pussy makes you stupider

Anyone have a Ridge wallet (or equivalent compact wallet)? I'm looking for something lighter but I don't want to get scammed by some BS

Watching Warren Zevon live at the Capitol (1982). HD video is on YouTube now. Absolutely delightful

Recently found out about the band Rattlesnake Milk. These boys know how to set a vibe

YouTube seems to always "forget" I want to stream media in 4K, but never forgets my payment details. Open your third eye

Harmless bit where I convince the new guy he can claim his haircuts on the company insurance plan

You'll find my head on a pike before you find me punching shit into Grok

Anybody who is trying harder than me at Fantasy Football is a Moneyball psychopath, anybody who is trying less hard than me is ruining the league with their lackadaisical attitude

Your gym teacher and your French teacher are getting married

Ultimately I don't have the energy to care, but it's kind of interesting how the narrative has always been "Billionaires could create so much social good with their wealth but refuse to", and then when Mr. Beast does exactly this, the narrative is "What the fuck is wrong with this weirdo"

The reaction to me entering the mayor's office in my t-shirt that says "IT'S $10,000 TIME"

How come Old Navy has been stylemogging The Gap for like five years now

Technically you can just name your kid J.D. Power if you want to

Baseball fans love when their pitcher is "dealing the good stuff"

Audiophile dudes love to "put on the cans"

Bob Dylan dropped this drip in 1967. It took more than half a century for the world to catch up

Seeing what the kids are playing, it looks like humbuckers are on the precipice of a comeback after a decade of single coil/Fender dominance on the indie scene

Sharon Van Etten on KEXP hosted by Cheryl Waters... it simply does not get better folks

Asking my dental hygienist "why are you obsessed with me?" when they ask about my flossing habits

New Tyler Childers album today

Your MCM is using redundant serums in his skincare routine

We've all got the one homie who doesn't play about stereo imaging

I think Ozzy is kind of like Willie Nelson or Snoop Dogg in the sense that their public persona became so iconic and exaggerated in the media that it almost becomes a distraction from the incredible art they made to elevate them to that level of fame in the first place

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I'm Cheryl Waters' most loyal soldier

Thinking about Purple Mountains vs. Listening to Purple Mountains

I gotta get these friggin' Veja sneakers. Left with no other option

If you're looking at songs on the Digimon Soundtrack, you simply can't do better than All Star by Smash Mouth

I really wanted to like Wet Leg on their debut album, but couldn't get into it. Their sophomore resolves all of my hangups. Awesome record.

Having what I like to call "a gentleman's smattering" of wrist joint pain this morning

David Berman was really that guy

McLaren has all the classic office worker sponsors. Dell. Dropbox. Google Chrome. Jack Daniel's

I know the Sens replacing a third-pairing D, fourth-line center, and backup goaltender seem like underwhelming moves, but I bet when the models are run the addition-by-subtraction effect will show enough needle-moving for a team that finished one point in the standings behind the Champs.

Pokemon Gym Leader called CuBone Thugz and Skarmory

Finally getting targeted ads that cater to my lifestyle

lil simsie elite prospects

Lars Eller: Kanata

This kid looks like he could down two shawarma plates in one sitting and go asking for more. Senator for life.

Jeez, I wish I could live like Colter Wall. Peaceful existence on a beautiful ranch. Writing and pickin' wistful songs about life and love. Dad's name is blue in Wikipedia

Every Gen Z band is called "Workwear Leotard". Every Gen Alpha band is called "Moaner Lisa"

Love or hate, Mark Carney is the first riffing prime minister

Hotline TNT... new album is so good. What a cool group of kids

Thinking about this today

I worked hard today. I deserve to browse the New Arrivals section on the Wrangler website