Me when I'm shoveling the front walkway for my beautiful wife

Calling Kleven and Spence "Klenny and Spenny" until somebody throws my phone into the canal

It's a good thing Doc Watson is one of the best pickers of all time because what the hell is this album cover

Got some roads you gotta walk on? Before you are a man known? You better work bitch

Work Bitch by Britney Spears is realer than like half of Bob Dylan's songs

My wife will never let me live down the time I packed 10 daily contact lenses for our 10-day honeymoon. If you're wondering what the issue is, then you, like me, forgot I have two eyes total

I was gonna send my grandmother-in-law a crocheting reel but it had Westside Gunn as the background music. Which seems out of place at first, but I know half a dozen crunchy millenials who are looking for exactly that vibe of content

And another thing: I'm not mad. Please don't put in the PR statement that I got mad.

Look, I'm gonna stop banging Sens players if the trolls can't mind their own business

Waving around a toy wand and saying "Craig Anderson, Ottawa Senators goalie coach!", waiting for something to happen

"I'm not owned! I'm not owned!!", Steve Staios continues to insist as he onboards a 37-year old James Reimer

Ottawa Senators for $10,000 I will fix your PR disaster

tyler kleven don't listen to the haters. you are enough

The Sens bench these days

No Thomas Chabot you have to stop. You shoot too hard. You skate too different. Your house too big. They'll kill you

"Yeah we're gonna do a Team Canada without Chabot" Okay, are you gonna do a poutine without gravy too? Calisse

Let's keep it rolling for the good guys

Chabot: we are the foals of the horses you failed to saddle

Chabot after being snubbed for Team Canada

YEAR OF THE HORSE BABYYYYYY

Call me a horse girl because I am a Thomas Chabot fan

YEAR OF THE HORSE

Me when they tell me the wait for The Third is 45 minutes even though I live in the neighbourhood and have been going there since 2018

Me when Chabot took a big hit

<Drake chucking swings> 19! 19! 19! 19! The haymakers here are top notch

Millennial soft girl book called "For Whom the Bean Smols"

Thomas Chabot finding out Dylan Cozens got a Marty Supreme jacket and being really pissed off but trying to be a good teammate

"Ah calisse sean, cest toxique " in regard to da bomb

Thomas Chabot goes on Hot Ones but refuses to speak english and brings an interpreter (it's Claude Giroux)

Heated Rivalry but it's about me and the Sens giving me $10,000

the thomas chabot propaganda writes itself

RT to save a life www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhZ_...

Pierre Poilievre's year has just been this Tweet over and over in an increasingly large font

@senators.bsky.social In case you need to hear this

Sens tomorrow #LookForward

This is peak. Perhaps the best bluegrass band to be recorded

Sens game tonight if you even care

My favourite games are the ones where you get to be Batman. Such as, Arkham Asylum, Witcher 3, Yakuza 0 to 6, Red Dead Redemption 2, Deus Ex Human Revolution, Max Payne, etc.

Going to the Sens game tonight if you even care

Two afternoon coffees and this song in my headphones has my heart beating 7,777 times per minute at the office music.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJk...

I've basically given up on people truly moving on from Twitter at this point, but in the last few weeks they've tweaked the algorithm and the content being served feels deeply odious. Hard to imagine people are truly enjoying their time scrolling on there

shane pinto raya

lowkey the scooby doo line kind of slays

scooby (brady) shaggy (cozens) scrappy (zetterlund)?

"Oh shit we need a value depth forward!" Fabian Zetterlund:

free tim stützle he didn't embellish anything he's just like that