Sens could use an Ennis or Pyatt upgrade on Cousins

Gotta think Staios makes a play for Tyler Ennis here

I can't believe Mike Babcock asked me for all my Outlook configuration settings and then later posted a screenshot of them in the locker room saying "This is how a gay guy emails"

every time you see a headline that begins with “we have to,” replace the “we” with “you” and you’ll immediately understand the purpose of the piece and the power dynamics at play

My statement that "My big brother did not influence my choice to play for his hockey team" has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement

Doing what Brady Tkachuk couldn't (going to work at my job even though my brother doesn't work there and happens to live in a different city)

Brady Tkachuk: Woe is me! I was chased out of Ottawa for my American values! Me: That’s awful! They were against the pursuit of liberty? BT: No Me: They were against the fight for greater equality? BT: Lol, no. Me: Which values then? BT: Oh, you know the ones.

I think Chabot deserves his time with the C even if we re-assess in a couple years. He was neck and neck in the captaincy debate when it was ongoing and since then he's been the better leader and figurehead of the two.

hopefully I can stop seeing clips of that stupid ass podcast now

Bettman owes us a solid. Do a tampering investigation on the Tkachuks. Give that family the attention it wants

Gotta hear both sides

Pretty sure when Brady told Staios there would be no animosity he was just trying to remind the GM he doesn't have any pets

Hey @senators.bsky.social how about $10,000 for a fella who's always been loyal to the home team

That's right

Keir Starmer stepping down as PM so he can coach the Florida Panthers

Think about it guys. If we didn't have Brady Tkachuk, who would have got their ass whooped centre ice at the start of the playoff series we got swept in

i know we’re having a good laugh about the tkachuk trade, but in all seriousness who will the senators look to now in those high pressure situations, when the game is on the line, to go out there and take an interference penalty

I'd hate to be playing for Qatar right now. I'd be all "Ughhh where am I gonna find a few goals"

They should invent a way to watch the Canadian World Cup game without having to watch a soccer game

Which Senator is Alphonso Davies most like? … Havlat for the combination of talent and injury history?

Soccer Sens play this evening

They're doing this to me at work today

Hey guys, just wondering if I have to do the long baggy shorts. Is that just for the 20 year olds or do I have to do it too. Thanks guys

Those two old white guy British rappers are a psyop right?

With how good Siamese Dream is, I reckon Billy Corgan could get away with being even more of an asshole if he wanted

Playing the pedal steel guitar is basically joining a bluegrass band with a mouse and keyboard set-up

Walking into a cacophony of sighs as I show up in my Knick Paul (2021 NHL Season) shirt

xav trudeau elite prospects

Next federal election I'm voting for whichever candidate will send me the fewest pointless Yasir Naqvi flyers

Ludacris on Melnyk on Glamorous 🤝 signing #61 Half a million for the Stone

I'm too sexy and I have too much of a devil-may-care attitude to learn a racket/paddle sport

The elites don’t want you to know this but the Rossini overture recordings on Youtube are free you can take them home I have 458 Rossini overture recordings.

Out of all the weird things you see in Twin Peaks, Molly Shannon playing a random incidental character was not on my list

[Trying to put Gen Zs onto the good shit] George Clinton is like if Paul McCartney had sigma aura

When I try to blend in with my Gen Z employees but I call the Bank/Somerset Independent "Hartman's"

They're making me Afternoon Mayor of Ottawa. Please consider: Sparkling water with a little bit of lime juice and a weed gummy in the back yard. Perhaps some mid-seventies soft rock on the Bluetooth speaker.

Mom come pick me up

Some Charge goals coming in the third #insider

If you see me at the Charge game tonight please address me as "Mr. Senators"

Charge Game tonight

Kind of a perfect metaphor. The kids just worked four years and took out loans and the administration can't be bothered to find a human willing to say their names aloud

Charge Game tonight

The Avalanche v the Hurricanes in the finals would finally answer the question, what is the best city in America, the city in Colorado where the Avalanche play or the city in Carolina where the Hurricanes play?

Charge game tonite

My favourite pastime is responding "Looks like shit" whenever my friends post about their vacation on their IG story

remember when he ran on an "efficiencies" budget and everyone said that public transit would be the first thing to go to shit?