Clint Eastwood's character in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? Batman Begins

<On the O-Train> "Sens game tonight eh?" <Nobody looks up from their phone, one person turns up their headphone volume>

Upon seeing this my wife has remarked that every time I get a new remote for our TV set-up that she has to learn, she can request I install a new app

Wives love to invite you to install new apps onto your phone

Downtown Sens Fans when they finally start building the rink in 2075

Criterion presents Thomas Chabot's Closet Picks

Becoming a Letterboxd guy if you wanna follow each other on here: boxd.it/j5xAD

Calling it "looksmaxxing" is just veiled Gen Z homophobia about being worried that caring about your appearance is gay

I don't have to watch the game in order to still be correct

Ottawa's hockey team bout to start

Falling to my knees in the Farm Boy, defeated, after seeing a guy in a nicer chore jacket than me

Devastated my wife by advising her that the monkey in the Raiders of the Lost Ark is regrettably a Nazi

Indiana Jones? Yep, that's Batman

the world's wealthy elite are too busy Sinatramaxing (caring what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars, spending 5 minutes talking about how you did things your way) when they should be DeanMartinmaxing (drinking so much wine you think the moon is a pizza)

I'm so pissed that Tidal is actually head and shoulders above other streamers in audio quality. Now I have to pay for another thing.

The Fall-Off is better than it gets credit for but it makes a poor case for itself as nobody is lining up for a nearly 2-hour album from a middle aged J. Cole

If you watch Brady Tkachuk's Olympic experience backwards it's about a guy becoming so woke he donates gold to Italy, renounces his American citizenship, and joins the Ottawa Senators

If you think the USA Hockey thing is bad, wait until you hear this hypothetical situation I just made up in my head

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Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks, five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I’ve never seen so many trees in my life.

Would love for there to be Consequences

Might have a hard time with hockey for a bit, we'll see

I watched Bugonia and got extremely pissed off

Y'all they didn't let him into the country

Going to Quebec small town rinks you've never heard of giving thousands of dollars to goalie prospects whose names defy all facets of Anglocentrism

One more time: Things would have been different with Chabot

I wish he'd Macklin more

They gotta get Kyle Turris up and moving

START MAKAR

I LOVE MY CANCELLED CURLING TEAM

Canadian curling... the main character of the Olympics

They're gonna march out Gretzky dressed like a mountie or something for the gold medal game

Now that this is over I will say "Gotta hand it to Saros and the Finns"

bluesky, the canadian sports app

Finland right now

I need to be cheered up. Run another Wegovy ad please

Chabot could have fixed this

Call me a Canadian living through the Great Depression the way I'm frustrated with Bennett's poor decision making ability

The referees have penaltymogged Sam Bennett for dipshitmaxxing

Celebrini is so good. I can't wait to watch him on primetime TV for the next decade. Now to take a sip of my coffee and check what time zone he plays in,

Celebrini looks epic today

Not interested in the Gretzky PR Tour. Dude has more pics with Trump than Epstein

Guy who says "I'm gonna take this back to the crime scene" every time he receives a beer from the bartender

One of my wife and I's most Ottawa bits is saying "Power and Politics about to be a movie" whenever there's notable national news to cover

Call me WEB Du Bois the way I am Googling Canada's most recent medalist

TIRED: Let's go Brady Tkachuk and Sanderson WIRED (UNC VISION): I've always believed in you Zibanejad and Karlsson

Announcers: Macklin Celebrini, only began perceiving colour in January of this year. He's expected to break out even further once he learns object permanence

Becoming a Wired Headphones in Public (2026) guy

Martin Scorsese reacts to world record 18-minute speedrun of Goodfellas

Getting goosebumps from Hank Jr. and David Allen Coe songs. I'm so washed. It's so over