funny how it's always the right solution for the situation

‘The Sheep Detectives’ made me baaaawl my eyes out:

getting your nails done was not made for those of us without a dishwasher

every day Instagram introduces a new feature that makes me resent it further

City services like public transit are endlessly scrutinized if they don't "make money" despite it being a public service but if the OPS loses money, well just give em more! It's an endless double standard.

remember when he ran on an "efficiencies" budget and everyone said that public transit would be the first thing to go to shit?

The City of Ottawa posted the raw speed data from before and after Doug Ford banned speed cameras and the effect is so obvious it's not even necessary put a line marking when that happened. This chart shows the percentage of drivers going 15km/h or more over the posted limit.

CAVA FINDS THE BEST TIME TO GET HER FIRST WITH THE CHARGE! SHE CALLS GAME IN THE SECOND OT AND THE CHARGE ARE FINALS BOUND! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #BOSvsOTT

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

The Office was Friends but in a paper company. Ross is Michael Scott. Pam is Monica. Jim is Chandler. Dwight is Joey.

Mike “The Situation” was ahead of his time bc protein vodka would do numbers rn

Just Detroit?? Give me Quebec/Montreal rivalry content nowwwww pls

I wish I could consume nicotine during the warm months of the year without the pain of quitting during the cold months, because the second the temperature hits 75, the addiction roars to life.

In what tangible way has Mark Sutcliffe actually improved this city. Answer me. Quickly.

Sid Seixero may be the most useless occupation of space and air in Toronto

beginning to think that my family doctor just told me not to take my adhd meds with coffee so that I wouldn’t achieve the Limitless pill effect

In the last week alone, we’ve learned a cop in Ottawa used police databases to stalk women at his gym and a separatist group doxxed 3 million Albertans on the list of electors Why should Canadians trust state or political actors with their private information?

Glebe, Hintonburg, Westboro

peak hockey brain is assuming that becoming a girl dad might make you an inferior player somehow

If the Avalanche and the Sabres could have picked their opponents, who do you think they would have gone with

the amount of focus that the Sportsnet broadcast put on the Canes having Deslauriers in the lineup, while then spending the intermission trying to claim that dirty play was unethical, fucking bonkers dude

hitting Sparty with an Uno reverse and firing my Brady shirsey at him using a t-shirt cannon

wearing sens merch for the trek home from downtown is like wearing a sign that says “look at me with pity my dog just died”

@senators.bsky.social I’ll be sending you my tabs from the Royal Oak

You CAN laugh at Logan Stankoven he looks like that because he was put in a can crusher when he was a baby

abolish the 5 on 3

Go Sens Go

what the hell? I gotta record a video in advance before I can upload it on this app? this does not match my casual usage

this series has been frustrating but I’ve come to really love Travis Green

I almost wish we did something stupid like dressed MacDermid to fight Hall this game

Ninajirachi rips

Thomas Chabot 2D shirsey captain edition

it is my responsibility as a Sens fan and to admit my missteps and own them. I come to you today to do just that and say that it is not in fact a “crot girl summer”. At best what we could hope to see is some Zub tube, perhaps a Yak attack, but if we were to see the return of Crott god help us

This guy stalked and assaulted his ex, while on duty and used police resources to do so. And gets a temporary demotion as punishment. What does it take to actually fire these people?

these ottawa senators are what happens when they’ve got guns in their heads and they won’t go instead of laying it on the line

Chabot needs to be made the captain once Brady is traded. Tkachuk’s postgame interview was disrespectful to the intelligence of this fanbase.

Cyberstuck in Oregon

I got two sandwiches with plastic in them today and that still wasn’t the worst part of today

fuck this team man

you’re not in trouble until you lose 4 games in a row

don’t mess w the Sens they know C-rotty

guys our server at the oak has said that we can pay for a goal I just have to give her money transfer me right now please

You CAN laugh at Logan Stankoven he looks like that because he was put in a can crusher when he was a baby

it is now and forever go sens go now don’t mind me while I chain smoke

go sens go

crot girl summer

Pinto