Fuck the IOC

no innocents in jenin, no innocents in gaza, no innocents anywhere in iran, no innocents in southern lebanon. none too in yemen. none in syria. vanishingly few innocents in qatar. a worrying shortage of innocents in greek, maltese, and tunisian territorial waters

Chappell Roan meeting her young fans, by Gustav Vigeland, early 20th century

Dylan Larkin is an ICE agent

I am a knight of sens army, this is my armor. The leafs will never strike me down

fuck the Detroit red wings forever

Uncanny. The only way to tell them apart is that Patrick Bateman has killed fewer homeless people

reminder that tonights game does not matter. For we have been cursed by the hockey gods, and we have to become one with the universe to allow ourselves to be zen about the results.

MICHAEL AND HIS PARTNER LAUER NEED TO GO TO THE DEFENSEMAN STORE AND BUY THEMSELVES A NEW ONE BECAUSE IT IS RIDICULOUS THAT THE LEAGUE HAS NOT ALLOWED EVERYONE TO GIVE THE SENATORS A FREE DEFENSEMAN AND INSTEAD WE HAVE THE THIRTY SECOND DEFENSEMAN JORIAN DORIAN DONOVAN!?!?!??!?!

Jordan Spence congratulations you are now one of my elite employees

any of the press ask Brady why he didn’t stick up for his teammates or do we all just know

Trump: I’m going to put ICE in the airports, where they will target and arrest all the illegals, especially Somalis, because I hate the Democrats Headlines: Trump puts ICE officers in airports to ease long lines, provide relief for weary travelers

Love “expensive gas” discourse. Really top tier stuff. Since the last time it spiked in price 80% of people buying cars picked something large enough to carry an entire soccer team and a couch. We’re days away from an article interviewing some fat loser in a $100,000 pickup whining about $100.

what should I watch instead of the Sens?

[borat voice] my bracket

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Harry Styles has a child and names them Bounsingon Itcrazy Styles

Reducing car dependency is an anti-poverty initiative and the republicans (and occasional democrats) who insist we can’t afford investments in transit don’t realize how much it hurts to run Americans into the ground with car payments, gas, insurance, maintenance. America’s biggest ponzi scheme imo

I've started buying collectible Uncs and so far my best are Devious Unc and Catastrophic Unc. They're pretty goated. Well they aren't Goated Unc but you know what I mean. They're considered quite good, by aficionados.

Unfollowing Anton Chigurh now yikes

tomorrow @louisboulet.bsky.social (and friends) will be walking from the glebe to the CTC, raising money in support of the tkachuk’s captains program at the boys and girls club of ottawa. consider donating! trellis.org/walk-to-ctc-...

Oh wow, a country where they shoot protestors? Yikes, sounds like a bad country

LinkedIN Park: IN THE ENDDDDDDDDDDD I didn't get the positionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Pane of glass exploded 😔

really good penalty take josh anderson thank you i hope your head explodes on the next play

I hope Fowler’s head explodes on the next play

Ok but “baby Jane Doe” as a vocal stim does go very hard

Ouuuuuu Deverauuuuux

sesame seed bagel with peanut butter

you guys ready for the d pairing of 43/3?

congressional democrats didn't give a fuck that we double tapped an elementary school last week with tomahawk missles and killed almost 200 little kids but they're about to express the purest outrage today because Line Go Down

"International Women's Day is an hour shorter this year" would've been a great 30 Rock bit

One thing I feel ought to be discussed more is the fact that basically all rural and suburban places in the US are subsidized by cities. They resent cities. They insult cities. They elect politicians who abuse cities. But none of them could survive without cities.

this is what dvd week is all about

kitchen is a mess but please disregard for this is my first loaf and if it I am very proud

now that’s a deadline acquisition making an impact

y’all can call him Warren Foegele but that is gonna be Dean McAmmond to me friend

I hope they Darth Maul in the closing act of the Phantom Menace to Brady Tkachuk tonight

fucking foegele

Now that Luloff has had his license suspended, he will be forced to use transit and advocate for improvements to the system

Wow

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

my new theory is that since 4 Nations and the trade of Josh Norris, Brady has been dead set on becoming a heel to the city that has given him their all in the face of disappointment after disappointment

@stevestaios please trade braeden tkachuk to any other team for all their best players

if you don’t like underachieving in a Canadian market then fucking bye

Good morning! Yes, this is he

“Guys just wanna get up and play for a captain like Brady” with all due respect I have unfortunately watched this team over the last 8 years and seldom have they ever looked like they got up to play in that time

if there was any justice in this world then Jason Robertson would be an Ottawa Senator with an 8 yr extension tomorrow morning and Brady Tkachuk would never be heard from again

NEW FROM ME: While US and Israeli forces launched strikes against Iran this weekend, Global News' The West Block host Ben Mulroney reposted video of fighter jets that had been miscaptioned as American F-15s attacking Iran I double-checked. Ben was actually sharing footage from a video game