Liverpool still suck

I have been trying to be nice and good and patient and not evil and shit-stirring but yeah it’s time to sack the manager who won the league in his first season and then hire Xabi Alonso

Shouldn’t have used up all the goals on Saturday. That was a mistake.

We live in the worst society ever. I do not say that lightly. Everything is bad and was predicted by polisci nerds 40 years ago and we’re still here

Live by the meat wall…

Should be an own goal tbh

I really do hate this team sometimes they’re so stupid

Did Liverpool just score from three corners in a half what in the fuck

what

MEAT! WALL! MEAT! WALL!

Did you idiots watch the state of the union? That was dumb. Don’t do that. And very much do not post about it. Yr better than that

Legitimately hilarious

not gonna count lol

Monobob is a very funny word and they should change all the bobsled to a similar format. Bibob. Quadbob. Who do I have to call

Easy to forget Wirtz is still only 22, good lord he’s the hub of everything good these days. Another six months and he understands and demolishes this league

did Trent curse the right back position before he left

Just the stupidest team. Don’t get me wrong, they were stupid last season too. But that was delightful himbo dumb. This season has been bad I embarrassing dumb.

Liverpool this season, that

He’s scored some fucking bangers this season and that was the best of them

Pro tip. If you like drinking and wear glasses and need a new prescription get drunk before yr eye appointment. You’ll get used to it sober and it’s super helpful when yr trashed

It is 24 degrees on my literally tropical island in south Georgia. I have lived here 16 years and it has never been this cold. Tell me climate change isn’t a thing again

It’s snowing in South Georgia I’m so mad

Nallo has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

Not gonna be any defenders left in a couple weeks, hilarious

Nuremberg

More teams should let Liverpool play on the counter imo

is this bad

Inevitable

Wirtz and Ekitike are the Gerrard and Torras for this time but I don’t understand them because I’m too old for this shit but also they’re good lads good at the football

That was the funniest “error leading to a goal” I’ve ever seen. Well done Dom that’s actually impressive

Frimpong has a left foot?????

Canning Xabi because he made Vini mad is dumb as hell

Can't even go to the store on a Sunday without dodging a bunch of thugs with guns. Shithole 3rd world country.

Had my bar’s holiday staff party tonight. My bartenders pooled a present. I hate that they know me this well

I see Liverpool got Jagielka’d today. Always fun.

for everyone who didn't live through John Kerry's presidential campaign, be advised: "This stupid and immoral war would be good if I were managing it" is not the poll-tested flex you think it is

2025: the year that was somehow the best and worst. I can’t really explain it. let’s do better and less worse in this one.

Merry Wirtzmas, everyone

How Liverpool got rid of Darwin Nunez, a golden retriever in human form, and somehow got stupider: my column

Two incredibly stupid football teams

It’s fine that’s not red, it’s a hilarious joke it ain’t yellow

Mo passing with every touch and leaving it to other players is deeply funny, to me

Pleased that Unai Emery is an obstinate shit bag bring the child home bring my boy home

oh that’s right tomorrow is a champions league game *checks match* thank god I love mess ffs this isn’t going to go well

I love mess. If we’re gonna do a season like this, which whatever not my favorite but we won the league last season, fuck it let’s go full mess

TWO GAMES IN A ROW UNBEATEN WERE BACK BABY HONK HONK

Beach Ball :: Van Dijk’s Ass

Sold soul to devil for last season, bill’s come due

Liverpools setup and positioning is just bad, constantly look like they’re playing a man down because someone’s perpetually in a weird spot

Liverpool played better in two of the last three games where they gave up three goals lol