just had my last class ever… probably… unless?

two evil expansion teams defeated in one night, feels good

charge win sens win :)

Ullmark thank you for the two points king that’s crazy

no way that’s a save but I’m manifesting they call it one

the Tyler Kleven experience, I fear

Thomas Chabot I hope your ???? heals quickly because the Jensen Matinpalo experience is a nightmare

I’m ready to be hurt again, I unfortunately love this charge team so much already

we need a lesbian couple to get engaged at every charge game from here on out

Brianne Jenner I would die for you

I am pointing and laughing at the Vancouver Goldeneyes

the charge dominating a team that rid them of a significant portion of their talent from last year is such poetry

hand over Ashton Bell @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social

“whacks” is a bit of an exaggeration

games that make you ask why we haven’t been playing Jenner as a center this whole time

I forgot how personally I take slights against the charge because listening to them glaze the goldeneyes when they basically built a superteam via coup is genuinely pissing me off

Rebecca Leslie for Mayor

Charge need to take their foot off the gas a bit or the league is going to decide Vancouver needs even more help and let them take Emily Clark

Mannon "Cannon" McMahon gets her first of the season! Let the Kazooning(?) begin! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #OTTvsVAN

Captain Brianne Jenner scores Ottawa's first goal of the season on the PP! Rory Guilday on the assist with the first point of her PWHL career. #PWHL #OttawaCharge #OTTvsVAN

Ronja Savolainen I love you dearly thank you for sticking around in this tire fire, queen

just as I was about to compliment the pk

wait a minute…

Jensen please stop spinning man your hips can’t take this

what is this replay of “respect” during a faceoff ??

Alfie I love you so much but why is the powerplay such a hot mess, king

these graphics are so hideous doesn’t amazon have like seven kazillion dollars

Timberly please stop passing the puck I am literally begging you

“maybe he’ll stay hot after that last game” the Fabian Zetterlund story

choosing to believe that the incredible person who gifted us these handmade charge kazoos in the playoffs last year inspired this giveaway

not to tempt fate but the leafs are last in the east right now :)

I don’t enjoy him but IK saying the biggest reason players left the charge was complaints about coaching is somewhat vindicating

a gun is no longer enough, give gwyneth philips an armada

charge flop and Chabot reinjured this is so cursed

it’s so irritating that those two have been stützle’s best linemates this year

acquiring literally any defenders probably would have been a good idea this summer mike

they need to stop playing that depressing ass clip of philips winning mvp

WELCOME BACK TO THE BAY FABIAN ZETTERLUND! #GoSensGo

begging the charge to simply stop passing

BIG GAME FROM ZETTERLUND FINALLY

6 months later and she still hasn’t learned how to score, slacker

this team is going to take years off my (and probably gwyneth’s) life

Jaime Bourbonnais you want to request a trade to Ottawa so bad (we need you!! please!!!)

you can kill the man but not the idea

the defence is turning out to be kind of as I expected

not to be rude but I kind of assumed at the time that we had drafted kadirova as basically a friend for shokhina but I am swiftly rethinking that assessment

Gwyneth you’re so perfect but have we not learned our lesson about playing the puck pls queen

I hope we’re paying Philips like a million dollars

kadirova is going to pull a zub by showing up out of nowhere and instantly turning out to be one of the best players on the team

Kadirova fucking rocks