you know what I don't really believe in the sens's ability to make up that many points in the standings but I do believe in the other atlantic division teams' ability to tank their seasons

sens are winning the cup

rebecca leslie is having a hell of a game

71 and 71 scoring at the same time what is going on

7pm.

why would the red wings do that

does halliday usually play powerplay or was he only on the ice because coach wanted to give him a shot at the hat trick

notice how good they've been since taking the two funniest penalties of the season

HALLIDAY HAT TRICK WATCH??

please forgive our war criminal son; we did not teach him to do crime, but we also find his crimes very amusing

I can't stay mad at greig because even when he makes the stupidest decisions I've ever seen he's always funny about it

ridly greig loves to announce that he scored a goal while the refs are insisting it's goalie interference

Hi, this is what I've been working on this week.

beautiful tribute to chris phillips

“They will lie about you and then kill you and they will kill you and then lie about you.” www.pbump.net/o/the-killin...

"a diving tim stützle plays that out" hey now

the quebec bar was specifically designed to humiliate mcgill students I think

sooooo bourbonnais to ottawa when?

clark and bourbonnais announcing their engagement via their teammate's tiktok. sure why not

nothing makes you realize how much hockey you watch like the cat sitting on the couch at 7pm on the dot ready to watch the game. I feel so bad how do I tell her there's no hockey tonight???

happy always in tandem upload day to everyone I've dragged into this obsession with me

I am happy about this trade because Cava played for the Six when I cheered for them so I like her

the charge have gotten gayer

he's completely right but I don't think I've ever heard a skater admit that about their own goalie before

selling heated rivalry jerseys while employing one of the guys responsible for getting pride jerseys banned is very funny

2 minutes for exposing gallagher’s hairline

streets are saying the sens are actually selling hollander and rozanov jerseys with proceeds going to a pride organization????

"the sens/habs rivalry has heated up over the years" oh!

brady has stopped attempting the between the legs move since he achieved his dream (between the legs shot that missed horrifically but bounced off a leafs player into the net during the playoffs). I'm sure he is happy to have stützle take over.

I think that's the first time Timmy has even attempted Brady's favourite move and of course he nails it

He hates the Habs so much. My son. My beautiful boy.

hahahahahaha

habs fan complaining about pregame ceremonies

bring back the spartan for the pregame ceremony

I've spent the last 3 days studying family law and I tune in to 9-1-1 and the first call is at a divorce hearing I can't do this

we're never losing again

I love this game

so this is what it's like to play the ottawa senators

hey guys, before you say anything mean about James Reimer remember he is somebody’s son, so make sure you @ his parents and tell them they did a shit job raising him too

MY OFFICIAL RANKING OF TAYLOR FITZPATRICK'S BOOKS/SERIES (objectively correct) (not up for discussion)

I wrote about Heated Rivalry and the Sens signing James Reimer! medium.com/@millvsSPQR/...

The #Sens have been so messy this week that I felt compelled to write my first long-form piece in ages. Here's my latest for @silversevensens.com: on Reimer, desperation (for what?), and living our values www.silversevensens.com/james-reimer...

hockey fans: ugh hockey culture is broken, I wish they'd take things like mental health more seriously *outspoken mental health advocate takes time off for undisclosed personal reasons* hockey fans: he is clearly cheating on his wife

explaining to my friends that it’s actually woke to be a hater of women’s sports teams that aren’t your chosen women’s sports team

it’s so awesome that the goldeneyes suck like I know the charge are basically equally bad or whatever but man the evil superteam being this bad rocks

the charge are winning the cup

Look, I'm gonna stop banging Sens players if the trolls can't mind their own business

I miss my horse girl defenseman 😔

RONJA THE LOML

I kind of can't believe it's the post melnyk and dorion sens calling people the “lowest forms of trolls and sick people who scour the internet”