me to the bouncer after he kicked me out and slammed the door in my face for having “too many” rum and cokes

jordan is innocent please leave him alone @ travisgreen

boy did i ever pick a good game to miss

my fiancée is starting a personalized emoji stickers project and if you or someone you know would be interested please reach out to her!

Palmieri went out like a legend. Tears his ACL, steals the puck, and assists on a beauty, all in the same play. Gotta salute the man 🫡

all in edmonton -PUP at hawrelak park amphitheater -lamb of god in edmonton and calgary -alexisonfire at rogers place -big sugar at rainmaker rodeo -lil dicky at union hall

me and my friends would’ve killed it with hammers i can tell you that much

conservative father who still calls him “marx carney” even after siding with the right on several occasions

there’s too many maple leafs articles on the athletic they’re all about how they suck

god gives his toughest battles* to his strongest soliders** *a tummy ache **me

the blessed explaining the jailbreak rule to a new fan vs the cursed explaining goaltender interference to a new fan

the charge dominating a team that rid them of a significant portion of their talent from last year is such poetry

what is the point of travis hamonic

garry galley retire bitch

zetterlund has scored this is not a drill i repeat zetterlund has scored

logging on to say: jordan spence

he should run it up imo

imagine growing up watching the beautiful places the world juniors have taken place, the rich atmosphere of the european hosted tournaments, the exciting and stunning host cities across canada and the US you finally get your shot in the world juniors and your first game is in red deer

call fwd line 2 “the red deer line” the way two cousins be hooking up

some big news to share

@ travisgreen please read this

every truck should look like this

the return of bottom left lane

alfie should get zetterlund to change his tape job too

ridly dreig

justin on waivers 🤝 buying hotdogs kirkland clears

in honour of shane pinto i will also be asking my boss for 7.5m

depending on how this podcast goes i miiiiiight have to change my handle

this is embarrassing lmao

travis green is so talented at making a decent team look like shit

an underrated part of the mamdani victory is you just know tony deangelo is pissed

dick cheney won’t see your posts making fun of his death, but your friends who have killed a million people will

on second thought, keeping olle lycksell up over him is a great idea

explaining the toronto blue jays to an american: imagine a barger

scared travis green pretty good on halloween by dressing up as a skilled defenceman who’s only 5’11”

travis green you’ve made the list

more like fart carney #cdnpoli

ah yes, some of best defencemen in the league such as *squints* brendon dillion *double take* nate schmidt *growing concerned* mike reilly *sweating profusely* matt grzelcyk and *voice trembling* ty emberson

don’t think this means i forgive you @ travisgreen

trey yesavage has got to be one of the best names ever in sports

BREAKING: zohran mamdani caught lying as he refers to artem zub as “the goat defenceman” despite evidence that he is in fact human

when i’m in a being spineless competition and my opponent is hakeem jeffries

out of solidarity with jordan spence i too will be watching everyone else work when i absolutely should be in there helping

LET HIM FIGHT

I FUCKING LOVE YOU ULLMARK

just tuned into the game and wtf! hell yeah ullmark

*blood leaking from both ears* looks great man

back on my shit (bragging to coworkers about my girlfriends cooking)

praying It Happens™️ soon