Reminder that if Ullmark doesn’t play great today, don’t be a spoiled little bridge troll about it. You can always turn off the game if you’re not enjoying it and do something else, like re-write the riddles you pose to travelers when they try to cross the bridge you live under.

linus back today

charge are winning the cup btw

guy who needs glasses that buys a ticket to the melania movie thinking it’s the new moana movie

riemer starting for the sens means only one thing: gonna hang out with my fiancée and not think about the sens all day

it’s me, the worlds least gullible man. making a deposit into my trump account before doing some by banking by logging on to X, the everything app

not to be all “shut up and dribble” but the more i hear out of brady tkachuk’s mouth the less i want to hear about him

*to the tune of creed’s higher* greg bovino’s fired

when even dumb racist professional athletes are saying “fuck ICE” it feels like we’re Reaching A Moment

sometimes i really hate living in the “fell for it again award” capital of canada

asking grok to make a good goalie for the sens but it keeps generating pictures of craig anderson in a bikini

lames reimer

not now motherfucker

jesus i’ve seen what you’ve done for other teams (average goaltending), and i want that for the sens

2 minutes for exposing gallagher’s hairline

LedZeppin.WhenTheLeeviBreaks.mp3

fuck da habs baby

i hate our pk so so much

my fiancée is learning about hockey the only real way (reading the heated rivalry books)

doig ford only hates chinese ev’s because his butt is so big one time his butt got stuck in one when he tried to test drive it and the dealership had to get a crowbar to get his butt unstuck from the seat

i don’t think carney’s ev deal with china went far enough. they should make it illegal to drive anything but those tiny little chinese ev’s

little known spartacat facts: 1. they were anointed in the the holy ampulla oil, meaning technically they’re in the succession of french kings dating back to king louis VII (1137-1180) 2. their favourite snack is wasabi tuna in a raddicchio sauce 3. they once killed a man with their bare hands

you don’t hate the florida panthers enough btw

this would break the hearts of racist bostonians that make the song “shipping up to boston” part of their identity, if only they could read or understand lyrical meaning

hey guys, before you say anything mean about James Reimer remember he is somebody’s son, so make sure you @ his parents and tell them they did a shit job raising him too

BREAKING: linus ullmark spotted at the CTC today, where he was seen repeatedly hitting james reimer over the head with a cartoonishly large mallet

*despondently* YOUR ottawa senators

The Ottawa Senators are blasting all the heated rivalry music at the game, so they don't mind profiting on queer sens fans but they do mind supporting them by not signing a bad homophobic goalie

it really shouldn’t matter if a player is good or not if he is out here being outwardly and proudly bigoted, but we all know that teams will give in to the temptation. signing a man who is not only an outspoken homophobe, but also completely ass at his job is just burning a bridge for sport.

imagine you get sent down to the minors and the picture they use to report it is one where you’re getting your shit rocked

gonna get really into watching hours long repair videos for appliances i don’t even own to distract myself from the sens

feels kinda nostalgic to have the team be this dysfunctional again

still waiting

love to cheer for the only hockey team in ottawa, the ottawa charge

i am disgusted that outside forces (the colorado avalanche) are attempting to disrupt our hockey club

la-lame’s shartin send tweet

we need him now more than ever

do you guys think thomas chabot knows about umamusume

incredible photo choice

gary galley retire bitch

thomas chabot supremacy

eat shit britta

britta curl dirty penalty, least surprising outcome

eat shit britta lol

emily clark oh my

no i don’t think i want to see what PP has to say, about anything really, on bluesky

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also the trump admin can’t even do the time honoured american tradition of overthrowing elected south american government without coming off like little pathetic dweebs

jesus christ we need “it to happen” so badly already