Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.

I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 759

It’s 2026. The World Cup is in North America. The top flight league has so drastically cut its own media presence and has a fully paywalled broadcast that’s effectively made it invisible to casual soccer fans. Second tier league is openly trying to bust a union.

President’s bombing Iran and directing his private police force to round up people who look like they might be foreign in between bouts of literally shitting himself in the Oval Office.

USMNT is full of dudes that have a combination of intense media training and an utter lack of either empathy or even curiosity which renders them both boring and sterile when it comes to any sort of important issue facing the country.

In terms of meeting the moment, it’s difficult to see how things could be worse.

A huge welcome to our 65th union and our newest members from the @pwhlpa.bsky.social! We’re proud to bring the solidarity of 15 million workers to stand with the PWHLPA as they inspire the next generation of women’s ice hockey players and fight for what they deserve. https://bit.ly/4lkwBis

We're thrilled to join the @aflcio.org and stand alongside our fellow players associations and 15 million working people. PWHL players are proud to be part of the labor movement and will continue to fight for the rights and well-being of our members and all workers. 📰: apnews.com/article/wome...

They hate so much that they ended up with a user base that isn’t all shilling cryptocurrency and glazing each other for having Heterodox Ideas about the age of consent lol

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

But just wait until Brady cures racism in Canada! ;)

I'm still riding the high of this realization btw

the game had been delayed by an hour so the crowd was reallllly getting tired and dreading the oncoming overtime and I've never experienced such beautiful mood whiplash in my life 😭

I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 758

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WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE GWYNETH PHILIPS 🤯🙌

I will say there is a definite element of like, cultural contempt/animus to the way bluesky's chud staff talk about their users. They wanna say slurs SOOOOOOOoooo bad

Gotta give this guy credit he cheered in good humour at the end while his Ottawa fan friend waved a Charge flag directly in front of his face lol

nevermind that fucking ruled we are so back

Fanuza Kadirova nets her 2nd of the game to put Ottawa up by one late in the 3rd! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #SEAvsOTT

FUZIE FUZIE FUZIE #PWHL #OttawaCharge

gwyneth philips also insane save in last few seconds they should give her the keys to the city or something

Shoutout to the cameraperson who got this sick shot. #PWHL #OttawaCharge

Every so often I wonder if I should feel bad about the Ottawa crowd heckling the refs so much and then I sit through this officiating and realize no I shouldn't and actually they should be heckled more for whatever the fuck I'm watching.

These refs are a fucking joke

no charge lead is ever safe unfortunately

a gun is no longer enough, give gwyneth philips an armada

this shit sucks man

i mean there’s literally an ICE detention center outside of el paso, i want y’all to think about why exactly a mainly latino population would possibly Not Chant FUCK Ice

I love whatever is wrong with you, Gwyneth Philips. #PWHL #OttawaCharge

And another angle...

Reilly with the patience to set up the goal by Emily Clark! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #SEAvsOTT #NotGuilday

maybe my favourite part of gwyneth philips’ game (other than being a brick wall) is that she is down to fight at basically any point

Different person in a Torrent Bilka jersey and signed Torrent hat sitting directly in front of me who reluctantly cheered at Kadirova's goal because it was so nice.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming; Alexa Vasko opens up scoring against the Torrent! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #SEAvsOTT

she’s kind of hilarious for posting this

A spotlight on possibly the star of the game. #PWHL #OttawaCharge #SEAvsOTT

Who wore a fucking Auston Matthews jersey to an Ottawa Charge home game I just wanna chat

Person in a signed Ohio State Hannah Bilka jersey sitting mere feet away from me at the Charge vs Torrent game.

UPDATE: Zambonis are on the ice, and it will need an additional 20 minutes to set following the flood.

TFW a piece of carpet won't come off the ice you've gotta play on so they use a firehose on it but it takes a chunk of said ice out so they try fire extinguishers to no avail and now there's a zamboni coming out to try to fix it #PWHL #OttawaCharge

I have a front row seat to this and what happened was a piece of carpet got stuck on the ice, they had to scrape it up with the help of a hose and a fire extinguisher and now both teams have left the ice and the zambonis are going back out and it'll be at least half an hour until puck drop.

Can anyone tell me who these players are I don't have instagram on my phone and the Charge don't label their walk ins half the time help

icymi: I made an account to crosspost everything the official Ottawa Charge account doesn't post on here (which is almost everything, lbr)

@stevestaios please trade braeden tkachuk to any other team for all their best players

Anishinaabe artist Emily Kewageshig created this gorgeous piece for our Indigenous Peoples Celebration Unity Game tonight 🧡 It will be on display at the gate 2 merch shop at tonight's game & available for auction! All proceeds benefit Hockey Indigenous. Bid on the artwork here 👉 bit.ly/46EnsuU

Projected lineups for tonight's matchup vs. Seattle! #PoweredUp | #OTTvSEA

You weren't even asked about providing gold medal cover to the president as a precursor to an illegal and escalating war or joking around about having a good time with a pedophile, rapist, murderer. So.

if you don’t like underachieving in a Canadian market then fucking bye