"it's kurns, stupid!"

favourite part was when the broadcast said the yankees pulled fried early because they need to save him for later in the playoffs and now they're already one game away from being out

Zub

FUCK I just remembered I was named the fentanyl czar earlier this year. haven't even logged into my computer. better just keep laying low and hope no one finds out

vince vaughn has permanent "get a load of this guy" face

lmao this feels like an I Think You Should Leave sketch

A BUH BUH BUM!

now THERE'S a man who knows how to marry his cousin

Oh my GOD Garrett from COMMUNITY is on JEOPARDY

louieeeeeeeee

chotiner: and it’s then you said the rebuild was over? pierre dorion: i meant we were stepping into another zone c: implying you were no longer in the rebuilding zone? pd: where we were at we felt it was time to look forward c: and the team finished 26th that year, correct? pd: …

New painting: Gwyn Philips, Ottawa Charge

got ruptured by mistake yesterday so got to spend a few hours in heaven while they sorted out all the paperwork. lots of nice people there but we mostly just watched wilt chamberlain hoop

listening and learning ❤️

jj mccarthy (raptured) expected to miss second straight game

This is leafs coded

BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet. AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.

[Victor Frankenstein slaps an energy drink out of his creation's hand] Victor: No! That's Frankenstein's Monster!

matt laFRAUD

choosing not to be annoyed by the jays losing and instead be annoyed by the apple broadcasters calling Pete Walker Paul Walker

NEW EPISODE! We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever zencastr.com/z/kVwjnO1C

Make sure to wish a librarian a happy Gerald Ford Trapped in The Penn Library Elevator Day.

billionaire with benjamin button syndrome obsessed with making himself look old as shit

why don't they make the entire bullpen out of braydon fisher?

landen hockey

Frank McGee was one of the greatest hockey players in history. Despite being blind in one eye, he won four Stanley Cups and had 135 goals in 45 games. He then went and gave his life for Canada in the First World War. This is his story. 🧵 1/10

Homer simpson has been fired from his job for saying "Change the channel Marge" at Frank Grimes' funeral

should probably rewatch the sting

I endorse Jamie Campbell's call to give a ginger a smooch

Well it finally happened

GEORGE

doing the dishes takes approximately 5-10 minutes in practice and 700 hours in my head

why don't they make the entire infield out of andres gimenez?

My fall 2025 goal is to become one with spiders. My plan will be to sit motionless all day until a bug touches me and then jump to life to suddenly eat the bug. This will be the first time I have put effort toward any goal in my entire life.

me every draft during the pierre dorion era:

wearing this to the zoo

we saw this in the Canadian election when everyone was freaking out about young men leaning conservative but the numbers were essentially aligned with the country overall. the only reason the tories led was because they supported the ndp more than average which ate into the liberal vote

have a green pepper plant and a red pepper plant. both of them have several peppers but the red ones haven't ripened yet so they're also green. one looks big enough to be picked but I don't know of it's a green one or a red one that's not ready. I call this the planter's dilemma

censorship is out of control! for example, how come we never get to see the photos of the Veggie Tales smoking

ottawa titans you know what to do

heff joffman

landen hockey

When the Abbott & Costello bit has gone off the rails