surgeon general standing in front of a huge table with a detailed miniature hospital on it, using a big stick to move little surgeons around

Descartes: I have it! I think; Therefore I am. Descartes's Dad: Thank god... I was starting to worry that boy wasn't is

leafs gets ready for some of this excellence

excited to see what position Alfie will take with the club in his 4th stint and how he'll hurt us leaving again

glad to see the senate is once again returning to its roots as a retirement plan for politicians rather than a collection of experts who may actually provide thoughtful contributions 🤡🤡🤡

welcome back ben franklin

that keeper gaffe was the second most brain dead thing in America today

texting elliotte friedman to tell him that me and my friends also hated brady’s podcast

harry kane sounds like terry jones voicing a woman

Dan Burn vs. Erling Haaland is going to be the most human to ever collide on a field

why doesn't Dan Burn, the largest player, not simply eat the others?

abolish VAR

GET IN

me: I'd like to see Stones come on for the second half *monkeys paw curls*

game's gone

FRESHEN YUR DRINK GUVNAH

England are the CONCACAF of Europe (complimentary)

I love when US progressives say they choose to celebrate the promise of America like it's been 250 years at some point we gotta start seeing some results

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

why don't we ever talk about the uncles of confederation? drinking beerd and watching them draft the constitution, mumbling about how that doesn't seem quite

Handing a challenge coin out and with a hearty handshake to the stranger coming out of the stall at the airport bathroom

VARtugal

I would simply not let the smaller player in tight double coverage score a header

(texting the devil) hey man are you bringing your eggs to the function

Fireworks illegal In Pasadena

late career single from Chubby Checker called Doctor Says (Not Supposed to Do the Twist Anymore) b/w Still Twistin'

Happy Birthday to rock ‘n’ roll legend Chubby Checker. 82 and still going strong!

carney has a very specific economic vision for canada and everything he does is in service of implementing it. regardless of your thoughts on this vision it should be concerning that he has narrowed the scope of his premiership to achieving this over every other aspect of governance

even if it's not all that likely hearing the commentator just casually mention Canada as one of France's 2 possible quarterfinal opponents feels surreal

When it’s time for penalties

stacy's mom armed an atomic bomb she's kidnapped merz, meloni and macron oh stacy can't you see all of europe's on its knees i know it must be wrong but i'm aligned with stacy's mom

I should only get benefits from living in a society. If I also have obligations that's communism

First country to ever win a round of 32 match. We’re fucking massive

what even is this game, truly

Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross

algeria and austria expectation: both good with a tie, game will probably be dull algeria and austria actually:

ottawa in the playoffs 🤝 ottawa with the 32nd overall pick can't move out of the first round

lagerberg is what i call my living room after cracking a couple of cold ones

The Sens drafted a player named Hoen, so @louisboulet.bsky.social can only compare him to Gen III Pokemon for the entirety of his career.

I really try not to gatekeep but with all due respect if you're belly aching about the jays and you never had to watch jojo reyes take the ball every fifth day you need to kindly stfu

Titans are #InOne right now

byram gets the 4th pick while tkachuk only gets the 9th. dorion should've kept the 2017 pick after all

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

Our fallen comrade @/erikssonsburner's reaction to the trade

Murder Mystery On Train Not So Fun In Real Life https://theonion.com/murder-mystery-on-train-not-so-fun-in-real-life-1819569228/

haven't seen the French carve up Iraq like this since Sykes-Picot