Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

just excitedly said "oh, I can have the rest of my soup" so if anyone sees a pile of ashes those are mine

today is the day!

linus ullmark with a masterton winning performance tonight

tim stützle is special

CONNOR BROWN CHEATED AND GOT CAUGHT

Eli Manning at the CTC???

commercial where the dad adjusts his investment strategy while listening to his kid play the clarinet

having feelings for someone is crazy cause you get worried they aren't into you and that's scary then you think they might be into you and that's even scarier somehow

just choked on my beverage

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

everyone rightly sharing the phenomenal works of Dan McQuade but this turn of phrase has been making me laugh for quite some time

Rest in peace to one of the great bloggers and the de facto mayor of Philadelphia. It was my honor and pleasure to work with him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

I'm being persecuted by the government for my beliefs on how fast I'm allowed to drive in a school zone

ben chiarot puckpedia

The NDP needs a new leader, and @votetanille.bsky.social is an incredible activist that's running an amazing grassroots campaign. She has my vote! Make sure you have purchased your membership so you can cast your vote in March too! act.ndp.ca/donate/membe...

we have to reform the torment nexus

using my monthly allotted sincere post to encourage you to consider supporting Tanille Johnston for NDP leader. two days left to join to be able to vote in the leadership election!

my phone case has finally broken in a way that makes it inconvenient to use. some may say this was inevitable when it started to fall apart a few years ago but shut up

wonder what the sens record looks like if they call up søgaard earlier in the season

to everyone getting ready to watch the sens game tonight remember that you've been freed from their coil

gordon ramesses: it's fucking Ra!!!

to the tune of carefree highway: whiskey friday

it's adam and eve, not adam and sieve

that's my GOAT

fans creaming themselves when stephen halliday (latest fad) scores his first goal of the year but silence when kleven does...

going to possibly do a big scary (good) thing soon so please send all the good vibes 🙏

america: *does whatever it is they're doing* non-americans: hey man this kinda sucks americans: OH LIKE YOU'RE PERFECT

today's main character being m___ duck really shows that it's always been 2016

when you set out on a quest for revenge dig two graves. unless your quest is against tyler kleven then just dig one cause he'll fuckin bury you

update: I am calling for 5 in these next 4 otherwise we can begin having external lives

OH like it was an ACTUAL goalie fight hell yeah

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mike hirschfeld with the annual swap out 15% of the roster out of nowhere trade

in the least inspiring way possible... they did it

kleven: *has a costly turnover* haters: kLeVeN sUcKs kleven: *has about a month-long stretch of good games* haters: *silent* kleven: *has a costly turnover* haters: kLeVeN sUcKs

a 15-8 win woild be so perfect tonight

embarrassing

nick suzuki can't even score 2 feet from the net against leevi meriläinen and he's gonna be on team canada???

gaining 1 point on montreal doesn't really do a ton of good so between that and our goaltending maybe we should pull the goalie

my kingdom for an .800 save percentage

I hope pierre dorion is looking down on this game and smiling

2 minutes for exposing gallagher’s hairline

check the habs' damn chinstraps

jordan "the smashing machine" spence

slafkovsky furious that he was challenged by an actual defender instead of whatever hutson does in practice

philipp danault... there are children watching!

@cbeatae.bsky.social did you see?????

after a long day, nothing hits quite like brushing your teeth really well before bed

legolas…what do your lived experiences tell you