I hate to drop a defenceman in fantasy but like… is Colton Parayko gonna do anything?

Honey I’m headin down t’live in that newfangled “commune” they callin it cuz the government ain’t got their hands all over it. They’s was sayin we gon grow our own food, build us a church and live like one big ol family the way god done told us to. *** Gotdam that commune done bin fulla communists

Is society pivoting from “the refs are cheating for KC” to “the refs are cheating for Dallas” a sign that America is healing?

Isaiah Likely just Isaiah Likely’d the shit out of that play

closing in on an hour after his bedtime, someone asked my son if he wanted pie and he sprinted straight into a wall

I'm hurt 😔

are there two more perfect words in the english language than "lunch special"?

Free my guy ✊😔

My review: Liiiiiiiiittle children’s-toothpaste-y for my liking. Gonna try it mixed with nog next, see if that helps.

I swear to god why is everyone on the planet doing every little thing that bothers me in as close a proximity to me as possible while I’m trying to study? Left the library because a girl sat next to me with strong, terrible perfume and now someone’s just started pacing in the new place I sat down

Glen Powell is extremely unlikable to everyone else, right?

Just remembered Wings fans have to experience this now and it put a little smile on my face

NFL UNDERDOG ALERT! For some reason all of my projections have the Steelers beating the Bills. My most correct model has the score 23.5-22.7. I would just laugh this off if it weren’t for the fact the Bills are the team my projections get right the most and in the biggest way.

Jumped from 11th to 8th with a big fantasy football win and so long as I win 2, one guy loses 2, and another guy loses at least 1 while I continue to outpace the 9, we’re in the playoffs baby.

A lovely staff member at my local L&M was able to give me a replacement nut for my cheapo Yorkville mic stand but, upon further inspection, it appears the nut I thought I sheared actually sheared the internal threading it was in clean off the mic stand???

Guys… I just found out the dude named Brad Barr whose cool guitar videos I’ve been seeing on Instagram is obviously one of The Barr Brothers. This is like if four guys walked up to you and one went “hi, I’m Crosby, this is Stills, that’s Nash, and he’s Young” and you went “haha are you in a band?”

Been getting back into guitar and I’m usually a “play it by ear” / “just pick everything however it comes naturally” but I wanted to do this one right and what the hell is this?? Surely they’re not counting eighth triplets into a 1 & a 1/2 bar pattern because this song is in 4/4

Just saw a Top Gear clip (“sometimes my genius… it’s almost frightening”) on the Instagram friends feed and all the likes were women. What a beautiful world we live in.

Need

Poking around and making some fixes to the NFL projections and just realized my “points above projection” model is up 1.3 games a week on the original for a 68.75% win rate. THE MATH IS FINALLY MATHING!!!

Went to the store for milk and my buddy who works there saw me come in and walked to dairy just to catch me with one nog in hand, reaching for another one and he goes “I knew that was what you’d be getting”

I’m beginning to fear the Sens told Brady no more fighting because of his injury situation and we’re going to waste a roster spot on some idiot who will lose fights he starts for no reason the rest of the season

Getting a new nightstand because apparently my ‘peak 20-something male performance’ nightstand isn’t acceptable

Can’t wait for round 2 of the Gaudette Cup in March

Happy Adam Gaudette Sens gameday to all who celebrate

Completing student experience questionnaires for a prof you really liked >>>>>>>>>

Looking at everyone I’ve beaten Pokérogue with and it’s like “strong, pest, pest, pest, criminal, strong, strong, legendary, pest, nincada with baton, strong, pest, legendary, legendary”

Is Davis Mills better than Josh Allen? Many are asking.

The Texans defense….this shit means something to me 🥹

Y’all mind if I post a little BF6? My fourth of the day. No thoughts, just vibes.

Imagine if the Sens did skate sessions like the Cardiff Devils do

Okay if you had to eat/drink 15,000 calories worth of ONE THING in 24 hours for $5,000,000, what would it be? I was thinking I could do eggnog because it’s essentially 1:1 calories:mL and I genuinely would not get sick of it. 100 cups of Lucky Charms or yogurt is also entirely on the table.

Just submitted my first graduate award application for an Ontario graduate scholarship. Can I please get a hell yeah and a good luck? 🥺

Just actually had this moment (Running from the train to the bus as This Time Tomorrow plays)

I think I’m doing poorly in this one class because most of my notes are just the random things the prof says like “sure as hell better respect that it’s in Portuguese… damn straight”

Don’t make me. You know I’ll do it.

Saw a video making a beautiful chicken lasagna soup and they added flour to the mirepoix then immediately added several cups of broth and cream. WHY ARE YOU PUTTING FLOUR IN YOUR SOUP AT ALL, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S NOT THICKENING ANYTHING??????

Put on “50 recognizable songs you don’t know the name of” and 50-46 are In the Hall of the Mountain King, Ride of the Valkyries, Gymnopédie No. 1, Clair de Lune, and Ave Maria

Canadian ✅ 02/02/01 birthday ✅ Still lives at home ✅ Can’t swim ✅ It’s me, Seth Jarvis!

My sister is selling furniture, including her coffee table with a compass on top marked N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, and NE again

I’m seeing the Jack Hughes injury happened when he “leaned on a glass and it broke.” That’s simply not a thing that people do. Why are you doing that, Jack??

Gaudette would’ve been there

Men only have two moods

Having a really terrible time this semester but I just got my transcript because I’m finishing up my master’s applications and looking at the grades on there reminded me that yeah, I actually am smart, so fuck you I’ve decided to try being good at school again!

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

My team currently has 47.69 points. Josh Allen alone has 45.18…

I don’t think I’m having fun in fantasy football anymore this season

Bucs/Bills/Ball don’t lie

Canada Blood Services ad with the tagline “who’s saving who?” PLEASE LEARN TO WRITE