a gun is no longer enough, give gwyneth philips an armada

Unacceptable

“House pushes Ambrose into Desbiens” not really, when you think about it

This hasn’t been particularly enjoyable hockey

It’s actually crazy OC Transpo can have two main train lines and when one of them is down they can just go “ehh there’s a service disruption so we can’t put up departure times” without like… the time the issue started, where it is, anything like that.

Feared I would be the most “we get it, you like sports” looking guy on the train today until buddy with his Jays polo tucked into his khaki shorts, belted up with a Jays hat on as well hopped on. Buddy, this train doesn’t go to Dunedin. They can handle keeping an eye on the farm system themselves.

Hey, look at that! Three emails later and they finally apologized for their mistake! Shame the solution they gave me is worthless because I had to replace one train journey with a flight that’s non-refundable!

Cozens, Brown, DeMelo, Silfverberg, Hellberg, Tablet, Spezza. What a game.

Alright, that’s enough believing for today

I hate it here

I can't believe I felt bad for her

Fanuza Kadirova, Hayley Scamurra

They should not have interviews between regulation and OT, especially not her

Jesus fucking Christ man

Rebecca Leslie

(Guy who doesn’t know her name is Ann-Renée Desbiens): “So does it stand for Annema-Rie Desbiens?”

She just fell over?????

Guys my wifi keeps going out which means my tv keeps going out

I would love to rock a Kadirova jersey but my god I simply cannot justify it so long as it has grey on it for no reason

Customer service for a company that fucked up my travel plans has, instead of answering my question about whether I can get some compensation, deleted the FAQ response on their site stating the wrong this was correct, which led me to make a $150 mistake

parker kelly I miss you king

There’s something quite wrong with the green bus I’m on. Actually rollicking and rolling like it’s a boat, I’ve never had a ride like this

You can officially call something an adventure when you have to take two or more buses to/from their terminal/origin

Going Abed mode (Promised to complete an errand for a friend that has since become extremely inconvenient but I’m making sure it gets done)

Going to Harvey’s, where they have unlimited toppings, in my suspiciously tall top hat and asking them to keep adding lettuce til I say “when”

Sailing the Hi-Cs. Naval orange.

These colours remind you of anything?? 😂

You guys know what today is?

Flopped in the groupchat. Flopped here. What’s the point anymore?

Well damn

THE MINNESOTA FROST HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED

MIDesota

Guy who says he can do a British accent now because just watched a bunch of Jason Statham movies: [Jason Statham voice] “Hey Jude”

So all lions, cheetahs, etc. are kitties, bears and deer and stuff are puppies, but what the hell are birds and fish???

It’s crazy that her name is literally B*it** Cu** and she acts like it

Dodgers Pride Night is June 5 against the Angels, and they are putting up a permanent display in the centerfield plaza at Dodger Stadium honoring Glenn Burke and Billy Bean

Just got asked if SRB is close to me. The Orleans mind cannot comprehend.

Pa____ Ke___y masterclass

Did my annual Topps Series 1 purchase (I’m collecting one unopened pack from 2000 onward) and pulled a card that paid for the whole box! Also pulled some Bubba Chandler guy, rookie team colour matched parallel /399, whatever.

And this is… a good thing, right?

Y’all seein the dude that responded to this? I mean I blocked him because it’s the correct thing to do… but man, what do you even say to that??

They should invent jobs on the Government of Canada youth jobs sites that actually contact you after you apply

Kadirova curtain call just for the vibes

Best team on the planet

“A goalie battle going on now” idk about that one. One of these goalies is clearly outperforming the other

THAT’S where you draw the line for a penalty???

Gwyneth Philips has spent her psyonic blast

[Complimentary]

how do I convince the woman in the ridly greig jersey at the titans game to marry me?

Did a little “do my legs still work?” jog around the block