The last thing my golden palace egg rolls see before I devour them between the 1st and 2nd period

The urge to say the “Sens are back” after saying the season was over two nights ago

Ooooooh they trying

The Sens are back. Argue with a wall

SENS WON A HOCKEY GAME!

The Sens are doing Sens things (derogatory)

Imagine if the Sens could play like this every game

Me forcing myself to watch the Sens game today

Sens fans trying to survive the 2025-26 season

GO BILLS!!!!!!

I love Bills football

Another loss

I need the Sens to actually pressure on the penalty and not collapse like a dying star

Either the Sens will somehow but the boot to the panthers and win like 7-0 or get absolutely wrecked via the eye test and somehow lose 5-3. No in between. The deserve-to-win-o-meter will favour the Sens for either outcome

When the going gets tough the tough get Go Sens Going

Just win today pls

Still gotta be a Sens fan tomorrow

I 8-2 see my Sens get thumped this badly

NHL: Boy, lots of great games on tonight! Ottawa Senators subplot:

8-2 cue the comeback

Sorry Gavin McKenna, you would have loved skating on the Rideau Canal

Lmao. We live in the worst timeline

Lmao. Steve Staios with the RKO

Mentally preparing myself for another Sens Uber video to drop

If I text you this it means I’m hiding from my responsibilities

Lmao

We don’t even have a first to cushion the blow

Me watching the team I voluntarily cheer for

Tyler Kleven reverse murdered a guy

Was just about to turn it off, now I gotta cling to hope till 1am

Need a Sens win like I need it to stop getting dark at 4:30

Workhorse form Whitehorse

Ask Chris Philips about his Stanley Cup Finals goal

First period thoughts

This is how your email finds me today

The only silver lining is this will help Gavin McKenna can get used to losing cause he’s about to go to Vancouver

This is how I look while waiting for my farmers wrap combo from Tim Hortons

The Sens may never lose again

The Ottawa Senators are undefeated in 2026

Can’t watch the Sens game tonight so just pretend you’re reading some of the worst takes imaginable from me and you’ll have the same experience

Waking up to see the USA got eliminated in the WJC

BREAKING: the Winter Classic will be played in the Nevada Desert next year

Just saw a video where Chabot called the Nintendo GameCube the Nintendo Purple

The Ottawa Senators are undefeated in 2026