Inevitable

Sometimes Ottawa looks real good and the better team and then sometimes McDavid is on the ice

Shane Pinto has been invisible unfortunately

Sometime Stützle does some incredible play that just makes me audibly laugh in disbelief

Stützle is so good.

How it feels for those brief 5 minutes the Sens have a lead before giving up a goal

Two goals that are just a comedy of errors. Sens are cursed

What was Ullmark doing there?

The last thing Ryan Miller saw in the 2007 ECF

I should smelt down all my Allen Keys and make one go at Allen Key to rule them all

Even with the refs on their team the Rangers are awful

Seen 3 Canadian Armed Forces recruitment ads in the last 30 minutes. We’re going to war bro

Pinto out there doing side quests man

If the Leafs get McKenna I will peel my face off with a pair of rusty scissors

Absolute insane shot ratio

I think a Chabot hat trick could heal me

Booked flights to Paris for July

Cursed season

Gibson RKO’d Grieg and it’s somehow coincidental?

My kingdom for a save

Feeling a real sense of dread that Ottawa will make a 1 for 1 Tyler Myers and Jordan Spence trade

Me staring out the window waiting for the Uber driver to deliver my 10 piece chicken nuggets at 3:00am after a night out

This shit is gonna live in infamy

Vibes are so low they’ve burrowed through the Earths core and come out the other side

Don’t know if “bobble glove” is how I want my teams goalie to be represented

Getting handed a non-alcoholic beer at your buddies house

Gotta watch the Sens go on a generational run just to make a WC spot.

Time for real hockey again

Get Crosby some bionic legs so he can play at the 2030 games

I’ve been asked many times how I will remember this Canadian team and I think the answer is 🎵instacart let’s you choose your bananas🎵

MacKinnon looks like he’s trying to blow up the plushie with his mind

Alright time to shift back into Sens mode where I will cheer for Brady Tkachuk. Stuff’s just to raw rn

Could be worse. Imagine having to go back to watching Canucks hockey

Gonna be real awkward when the Sens congratulate Brady Tkachuk and Jake Sanderson during their first home game back

Canada lost but at least Instacart lets you choose your bananas

Now I gotta endure 4 years of American buffoonery

Canada should never wear that horrid black maple leaf ever again

Drinking the rest of the day for all the wrong reasons

Gotta do chores and errands now after this terrible result

National Day of Mourning then a National Summit to fix this

I’m tired of evil preserving in my life

3 on 3 is a dumb way to determine a championship. 5 on 5 Canada wins

Canada deserved to win that game but unfortunately deserved doesn’t win gold medals

Fuck

If we lose this game there are about 15 chances that will cause me nightmares

MAKAR!

Time on Attack is all Canada

McDavid breakaway will haunt my dreams I fear

Becoming the joker