Closest I've come to and "All Senators" team: 🏒 NHL 82-0 Record: 51-31 LW: Frank Mahovlich (Montreal 1970s) C: Matt Duchene (Dallas 2020s) RW: Patrick Eaves (Detroit 2010s) LD: Brad Marsh (Philadelphia 1980s) RD: Dion Phaneuf (Calgary 2000s) G: Dominik Hasek (Buffalo 1990s)

Imagine if in, like, 2006 someone had told you: "In 20 years, the surviving member of Milli Vanilli will announce they are pulling out of an agreement to play at the White House for President Trump."

Prosecutors realized they had no case left.

“You have one remaining wish.” “Summon a hydra in the middle of my enemy’s fortress, but one with so many heads that any new heads will be crushed immediately, creating an ever-expanding mass of hydra heads that will destroy the entire stronghold.” “You mean…?” “Yes. A hydra-djinn bomb.”

Most of the current generation will only be familiar with Vonnegut from his cameo in Rodney Dangerfield's classic "Back to School".

Just finished Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-Five. It’s not very original to observe this, but holy cow, it’s a masterpiece. It’s at once a very serious book about war and PTSD/trauma, and extremely funny, compassionate, and joyful. What an omission that it wasn’t in the Guardian best novels list

This is really good.

Canada will continue to release three new Drake records every single day until our demands are met

The Leafs are such bullshit, man.

Finished paint sketch. #oilpainting #landscape #landscapepainting #moodyscene

Devoting a lot of mental energy to preparing myself for the first time someone suggests that as a Canadian, I'm obliged to cheer for the Habs now. It could come from anyone, even someone I like and respect, so it's important I not say anything I will regret.

peak hockey brain is assuming that becoming a girl dad might make you an inferior player somehow

Same energy #cat #tetris #gaming #cute

Sad nobody asked James Reimer the important question... "Why do you always duck on high shots?"

Uhh...what?

Well, of the many terrible depressing things in my life at least the Sens can't hurt me for a couple of months.

Burn the fucking EM banner. Do it right now.

Kelly Hrudey advocating for hitting from behind as a form of rough justice should be reviewed for supplementary discipline.

Stützle, I need you to score there buddy...

Finally getting under their skin, at least.

Never want to see anyone injured, but that's 1000 times cleaner than the Hall hit.

Pass the puck until they can break it up continues to be the strategy I see...

The dreaded 5 on 3...

Chabot broke 3 ribs on that last play and has now healed.

Things look grim for the #Sens, but I counted them out in January and they clawed back into it. Gotta believe they can do it in this series, too. Go Sens Go!

Thought the Sens would have a bit of extra push at home, but that was a mess.

Looking at that I think embellishment might have been warranted.

I guess Braedan felt like 11 minutes was more than they needed.

Tactically, converting one of these chances into a goal would be better.

Gonna take a 5 on 2 for this powerplay to score.

19,000 voices, suddenly silenced

Feel like that could come back....

If Sanderson is out, Chabot will play 80 minutes right?

Worst 5 on 3 in the history of the sport?

5 on 3. Gonna be so much room to endlessly pass the puck for the next minute 28.

Love Giroux's effort, but not sure "beat them 1 on 3" is the best powerplay strategy.

Sens make a line change challenge...

Go down by one, take two penalties, and injure your best offensive player is not the script I would have written for the first 12 minutes of this game.

Crotty the trigger man on that set play, takes him right out of position.

Why should Alberta stay in Canada? The reasons aren’t just economic or legal. I hope you will read and share my robust rebuttal to those trying to break up our country. And I hope you’ll respond. #cdnpoli #Alberta #ableg #abpoli #Canada #SenateofCanada

...and once more with feeling.

What the helllllll

Next goal is big. - Galley

My kingdom for a Zub.

Canes fans seem significantly less upset by the overtime game winner being called back on a razor close offside than they are when any opposing player has the puck behind their own net.

Foegele is gonna be the hero, I feel it.

Never in doubt.

In Ullmark we trust.

When they didn't give Greig the penalty shot....

Still hate the challenge.