you know the first humans to see a baboon had a guy in the tribe like “maybe they are nice” while literally everyone else shouted “NO” back at them in unison just look at them. Looks like a pissed off gary Larson cartoon just standing there

Every 2 years I read or hear a story that’s a deep dive about how fucked up spotify is and each is more deranged than the last. You’d think having the streaming rights to damn near every song on the planet and running royalties into the ground would be enough to be profitable but I am not a tech guy

In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties. The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized. Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.

I eat steak and steak accessories

Watching the spiderman cartoon for babies and the thing is explaining Rosh Hashanah to spidey and spin

Paying for a blue check on linked in

Honk my baby Honk shoo my baby your my sleepy girl little, lady

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Tooze is a g lmao

keep fighting

why aren't people having more children? have you noticed how they are treated, by most of society? fawned over and precious but hated and untrusted? under resourced at every turn, and exposed to this world and its violence at such a young age? capable of agency but also vehemently denied it?

Cool world

Gentleman on the scene who talked to this Dad said that he asked ICE officers if he could vacate his family and they said that's fine. He loaded up the car and as soon as he put it in drive, they lit the car up with flashbangs and tear gas. The 6mo old stopped breathing and EMS had to be sent in

The new Mr beast challenge pits two men injected with meth in a race to see who can re assemble an atomic bomb fastest from a decommission warhead

Not all who wear blades serve the shogun

Sorry in advance, I continue to get lots of personal mileage out of laughing at the ironic death of Charles Entertainment Kirk, and will continue posting about it all year most likely

Only one of them knew how to take a bullet with dignity, and it wasn't Charles Entertainment Kirk.

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Say what you will about him in so may arenas, but I think if Jesse Ventura was governor of Minnesota there’d be a non zero chance he’d order the national guard to remove ice by force lol

Will Stancil is stealing Honda Fit valor IMO those cars are amazing Wife had one for ten years. My buddy had a MANUAL that was like driving an old Honda CRV hatchback. Sick AF

"killing your clone is still murder" sounds like something a clone would say

Finding Dory is a heist movie

Independents have brain damage from nearly drowning in a pool when they were younger and huffing spray paint and THEY VOTE

Unreal tournament voice N N N N N O TRIAL

“I had to kill her, I bruise like a peach!”

Maybe the creeping specter of global war and climate collapse and fascist government control are contributing to “low birth rates” did anyone think of that

Car Marx would have been a total gear slut for backpacks had he lived in the current era, he may have never written das kapital because he’d have been too busy enjoying the fruits of global capitalism

Me and the other dragoons were conferring about your ramshackle formation

I have felt this dread the past year as events have marched irreversibly towards this conclusion, a kind of dark anxiety that built and built and now here we are, like the guy seeing the dirty man behind Winkie’s in Mullholland Drive

Can we do fundraiser to fly Merzbow to the Minneapolis Hilton where the ice agents are staying ?

After the revolution, this will be our new flag

Uh oh. Baby boy just puked absolutely everywhere. Heard a friends kid had a stomach bug the other day after they came over we are fucked 💀

Mine root cellar doth overfloweth with deliciouf turnipf

ICE lined up arresting anyone that comes out of the tanning salon

The best time to plant a tree was yesterday. The second best time to plant a tree is today. Be inspired 💫

ICE agents do not see Minneapolis protestors as peers that they want social affirmation from. They see us as liberal cuck scum who they will gladly kill if they believe they'll be politically protected in doing so.

A teenage boy was walking home in Minneapolis yesterday when four masked men jumped out of a van & questioned him - with no parent or guardian present. He was bundled into the van & taken away. Bystanders heard the boy say: “Can I just go home?” I don’t know how America comes back from all this.

Oops! All bad apples.

We are far past the stage of permissiveness with white-supremacist violence inside DHS. We are witnessing ICE transition into a death squad. This cannot be reformed. The only question is who will fight to abolish it, and who will accommodate it instead.

Will Stancil driving around following ICE, showing them giant charts of ICE net approval polling

Can’t believe the Dinosaurs went to Epstein Island…. cant Have any hero’s I guess

Coffee (for my espresso machine) Bike tires (supple and wear fast? Don’t care) Sandals (birk addiction)

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

Voting for whatever political party makes a giant blender to throw ice into and turn them into human margaritas youtu.be/Kea3P5uVc9U

May the ghost of Elliot smith visit that ice agent in the night, singing a sad soft tune so sorrowful his wrist veins burst open

Someone smarter than me could probably make this a humanities paper but like: Just have the magic or emotion or whatever be unexplained or taken as a given? And the story be about the story? It’s like sci fi that focuses exclusively on explaining the tech and universe, boring and derivative

one thing I’ve noticed is many kids movies are about some human process or magic which is revealed to be mechanized or part of some system Soul Inside out Luck Coco monsters inc a lot more The compulsive need of adults to boil down phenomena into a Rube Goldberg machine for kids seems bad?

A displaced Palestinian girl was filmed gathering bread from the ground in a Gaza displacement camp after Israeli forces bombed the tents.