Smartphones should be cast into mt doom; however have the dems considered whether taking social media away from every teenager in the country will result in more or fewer votes when they turn 18 two years later

tuning my hyperparameters

Hath Milord any GAMES upon his PHONE?

we imbibe benzos in this web zone

The chase scene from bullett but a tornado is chasing Steve McQueen in the green fastback mustang

Love following official NOAA advice like “make sure youre in a car during a tornado or hurricane”

“Thanks for the compost” I say as I dump my fennel from the CSA box into the bin every year

Being a parent is all about feeling like ray liotta driving all around town stressed being late to parties and play dates and running errands, only the helicopter isn’t after you and you don’t have any coke to power through

Culvers is fast food. fast Casual is just branding to make people not feel as guilty about eating it

You got any games on your phone?

”Keep Fighting”

Theyre calling it Hot Bike Summer your hearing it more and more

The breast cancer center appealed thousands of Blue Cross reimbursements for being too low. At trial, the insurer revealed that it had never considered any of the appeals — and that they were pointless: “An appeal is not available to review an underpayment.” (Published April 2025)

it aint easy bein cheesy

I remember reading about Alan Greenspan in high school, a profile or biography or something, that he used to take multi hour baths every day. Thats about all you'd need to know about him

The tunnel continues west from here, becoming narrow, muddy, and forbidding. The walls no longer seem to be as finished as they were. The steam pipe and coaxial cable disappear into the ceiling at this point. The temperature has dropped considerably, as well.

I am your father

Logging on

I need tattoos for my bunghole hehheeehh

Don really did die in korea, the entire show is his could have been life flashing before his eyes, everyone knows that. And the old shoeless guy is god

they're farting your ass in butt chat

I’ll believe this Iran war is done when I see it, when all the shipping returns to normal There is a giant red button labeled “LOL” that Trump, bibi, or Iran can press at any time that resets the whole game, and they all pressed it multiple times, especially the aggressors

Cool World

Jawa smoking a fat blunt: Utinni

They’re saying Disney‘s new live action Bluey is a grotesque cash grab; it’s just a bunch of Australian Shepards vibrating / sprinting around barking up a deafening racket for 2 hours. “We should have picked do less hyper active dogs“ director says

The European mind simply cannot comprehend birria

Jason Momoa joined Mayhem and is going on tour

Why do lions have a reputation for being so brave. I’d be brave too if I was ripped w those teeth and claws

Please sir, my religion… it’s bad

Father’s Day is coming up so I’m sending my wife hints like this

Tycho ass album cover. Do better Kandinsky

I grew up not far from here in the scheme of things, and my best friend in hs was gay. every time I go home to visit, I think about what a beautiful area it is, and then after a day of being there realize the majority of residents make it completely a non starter to consider moving back.

Thomas Pynchon is the only realist writer.

I’m hearing donald Trump clogged the toilet on his way out and it somehow caused a plumbing problem that cascaded into all the bathrooms being out of order, sorry Knick’s fans

Haha cool. gonna start digging a big long trench now, for later, brb

got a $10,000-a-head filter at the door of one of the most heavily surveilled places on the planet and everyone inside is still like DONALD TRUMP KILL YOURSELF after one sip of beer

Blinded by the light Pushed out like a deuce A shit taken deep into the night

The United Nations warns that tighter US sanctions on Cuba have led to a spike in infant mortality and plummeting survival rates for child cancer patients

I’m rebranding to blue maga user “K Hive Semen Hunter” so I can yell at you all about everything all the time

the worst dude politicians are all either named “Michael Beanis” or “Crud Chudder” I have no idea why

My restarting my work laptop odyssey

Holy shit you guys look it’s a leader remember those????

Rare 5head hank hill