There's no such thing as the real world, some immutable set of conditions that we all must contend with, the world is put into motion by choices that we make. If we can't even begin from the basic premise that none should suffer we've already conceded.

Amazon Web Services is here showcasing a camo Super Duty Ford that’s been fitted with their surveillance tech. Their paperwork says their mission is to “protect more than 7,000 miles of land borders” with their “diverse sensors and equipment.”

I’ve developed a crippling grape addiction, I eat like $3 worth a day

time to repost one of my favorite images

Ok last one

To the tune of “beans and cornbread”: Grapes and cashews 🎵

The thing that gets me about these glorified crosswalks is that they are EXPENSIVE and presumably used only where sorely needed. So why not just make it a pedestrian crossing initiated full on stop light, where traffic has to wait, if that’s the case?

Being young is about not knowing what things to do to take care of yourself, being old is all about knowing them and learning ways to trick yourself into doing them

Jane Jacobs, author of the influential 1961 book The Death and Life of Great American Cities. Her criticism of so-called "urban renewal" projects helped cancel the Lower Manhattan Expressway, which would have levelled many NYC neighborhoods. #BicycleBirthday May 4 (1916-2006)

“yoda went under the bumper”

Yoda got caught under the bumper and dragged more than a block. He was still blinking and his lips could move but the EMTs had to put him down like a horse for his own good.

It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences

“Scully have you ever heard of The Coke Dealer?”

Those are my sipping mezcals but go off,,

Sunset Chapel in Acapulco, Mexico by BNKR Arquitectura (2011) r/brutalism

Osama bin Ladens victory is almost complete

Rudy Giuliani has died. He was rushed to the hospital for complications associated with his ongoing health issues, and upon arriving there he was struck directly by a Boeing 767-200ER

You're a 50 year old man wearing a flat brim snapback and speeding thru a residential area. Everyone is glad you don't have custody of your kids.

“If you're a bird, be an early bird And catch the worm for your breakfast plate If you're a bird, be an early, early bird But if you're a worm, sleep late”

Thank you spirit airlines for stranding me in the Denver airport for 9 hours because the flight just didn’t have a crew for no apparent reason. I’ll never forget how much I hate you

techno Friday music.apple.com/us/album/one...

Santa Barbara, Ventura, LA

Reading this stunlocked me over my phone for 5 minutes

when these morons show up to vote the floor in the booth should fall out and they should slide down a chute into a 3rd grade English class. fuck they're dumb.

You can’t have OPEC anymore because of woke

If you listen closely you can hear the “n” word 5 different times on the KPOP demon hunters soundtrack 😬

On ”infinite staircase”, MC Escher brings his signature topsy turvey to his rhymes that few others can emulate. His sophomore showing builds on the work of his debut “quilt fish” in novel and provocative ways,,

On ”infinite staircase”, MC Escher brings his signature topsy turvey to his rhymes that few others can emulate. His sophomore showing builds on the work of his debut “quilt fish” in novel and provocative ways,,

grimace lore… the truth they dont want you to learn music.apple.com/us/album/gri...

Hello,,

I have never said “thank you for your service” to anyone and I don’t intend to start anytime soon

Lofi meats to grill to

Lofi peats to distill to

Lofi REITs to bill to

Lofi feats to thrill to

Lofi drinks to spill to

Lofi wheats to mill to

it would be funny to resurrect immanuel kant because he would respawn several feet underground in the buried ruins of königsberg and be very confused & terrified and like "mmmghghfh mmhh mfhghhghh hhfglfbph" lol dirt in his mouth. dirt in his eyes

Tired: listening to boards of Canada on a bike ride Wired: listening to boards of Canada on a bike ride through one of the oldest oil fields in the US

2001 theme intensifies

Who BETTER to protect children from child molesters, than someone who likes to sleep with them in their bed? Checkmate MJ haters

do. the. fucking. research.

I wrote about the pervasive fear of mould and mycotoxin contamination in coffee. It's pushed by wellness influencers and "clean" coffee companies as a health hazard, but it's really not that big a deal. And in the end, these fears are just another way to put downward pressure on coffee farmers.

So I was driving the lambo to TJMAXX,,

hey man is everything ok? your normally wet, piglike eyes are even more glistening and porcine than usual

🚨it’s happening 🚨 boardsofcanada.com

I’m eating grapes like a cartoon cat eating fish, lowering the vine down my throat and pulling out the grapeless skeletal twigs