7/16 🤮

Clear evidence that they actually approve of everything else being done, and could stop it if they chose. I never bought the bullshit lines “we all so scawwwwed to upset crazy Trump voters they’ll kiwwwww usss“ uwu bullshit that have been peddled for years

when the word guessing computer is a better active listener than anyone in your life….

Getting close to muting Mamdani and New York good god I’m tired of hearing about it. Not that I don’t love NYC and think mamdani is cool. Just talk about something else!!!!!

What would drive Q4 GDP growth negative? 1 month no SNAP, 6 week govt shutdown, w/no backpay (in violation of law). No accounting for uncertainty effects #EconSky

"We have such bikes to show you" - Schwinnhead

whatever happens tonight, tomorrows game is in La, and ohtani is starting, AND it’s the first Santa Ana’s of the season. gonna be wild

*eye-talian voice* 🤌Da bessa de balla 🤌

*eye-talian voice* 🤌Da bessa de balla 🤌

That John halo is a bigot

It’s funny how you start to hear about the next tech bubble at the end of the current bubble, has happened multiple times: Bitcoin NFTs / defi Metaverse Ai Next seems to be “quantum computing”

The funniest possible outcome is AI is a poisoned well that all the biggest tech companies drink from and it ends up killing their core businesses over time

to live is to suffer you dumb bitch

Straws in general are funny. Oh you need an easier way to drink liquids, like a babys sippy cup?? You need it for your little treat?? Come on

News you can use

Sometimes I think about how many dirty diapers I’ve changed per child, and how much space they would occupy or time I’d get back. Imagine if you could see the mountain for each kid at the dump. seems like it could spawn some kind of diaper golem

Judge Andrew Oldham sounded frustrated by the UnitedHealthcare lawyer arguing 15-year-old Emily Dwyer no longer needed residential treatment. United’s approach, the judge said, essentially boiled down to “We’ll just gamble with her life.” (Published Dec. 2024)

In the woods with my still, making midichlorian shine from concentrated yoda juice

When I see your posts

Funny stuff, forgot about the pants shitting girl who has hair like a cocker spaniel

Are their instruments tiny? Or are the raisins Human size? No one will ever know

Pretty cool on the future you will be vaporized via probability. A giant matrix multiplication which decides if the probability you need to die round up to one.

Jazz fusion: more and more people are talking about it

You are: the dreaded Laramie

Remember lost in space? I’m s surprised that hasn’t been rebooted again Could be cool, like what’s Dr smith up to??? And that robot

Have passed through the scrolling social media levels of boredom and have descended into the scrolling Craigslist for sale “all items” level

After a few weeks of non stop guests and activities enjoying a nice boring tv free morning at home playing w the kids and reading. Already burned through one pot of coffee… do I option another?? 🤔

You’re hearing it more and more… it’s tamale season

Laughed out loud at 40 seconds when Maggie ran milhouse off the road

Tankie sounds like a fish insult from finding Nemo

If a democrat wins in 2028 they are going to keep the Trump ballroom and also keep bombing boats in the Caribbean. They’ll probably keep the tariffs too Guessing they will just reduce ice a bit, but not back to what it was Search your hearts, you know it’s true,

Lmao

Sorry dodgers fans, this is my wifes fault… she’s a jinx and we are watching the game

Nothing bad happened when I was growing up. There was no pain, no joy…. No emotion at all. All of it was black and white. Food tasted like nothing.

Personally I enjoy fucking people my own age

Finally i cam be john halo on a PlayStation

Will the governments stake and subsequent valuation changes mean that intel will be a more or less efficient company, from society’s point of view? as stated they were a has-been. Now they have the same fundamental management team etc but an implicit govt backing, so have no incentive to improve

“Did something interesting happen at work today” Girl i work with numbers… if something interesting happens I’ll throw up

TIL that "chives" aren't just the tops of green onions. They're a separate species in the same genus. And GREEN onions are a different species from WHITE onions. Let's talk about Genus Allium, which includes garlic, onion, shallots, leeks, scallions and chives, along with another ~1000 species.

This administration has me lib posting so much. I hate what we have both become!!

Bad news gamers: I heard the Trump administration is going to force all female video game characters to wear burkas in the games from now on

And it’s going to be the biggest, most regal ballroom ever folks. Wont have seen anything like it. gold and covered in frills… Im allowed to be fancy. i have to be fancy for the big parties and dancing, oh the dancing…

I went to get a tattoo once when I was younger but the tattoo artists wouldn’t do it. “No, your body is too beautiful, I would be defiling it with even my very best work”

You can keep your tiki masala. Just give me that palak paneer

Ok I kinda want to get a lobster tattoo for real now lol

He should have turned it into a giant lobster chest piece imo

🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨 Many things are changing before our eyes. Others are harder to see Like the US economy Americans are spending more 💲 recovering from disasters and preparing for the next one. 36% of US GDP growth since 2000 is related to climate disasters. Welcome to the Disaster Industrial Complex 🎁🔗

platner taking off his shirt to reveal the cover up tattoo is an absolutely massive swastica

minimal meetings this morning… finally listening to that new sunn o))) sunn.bandcamp.com/album/eterni...

Obviously a minor thing but it’s also a red flag he was raging steaming drunk shirtless at a bar lol