If Sinners wins it’s officially Woke II. If One Battle After Another wins, it’s also officially Woke II

NATO should just “No Homers Club” the US right out of NATO

Emo Bobby Briggs

Twin Peaks: Bobby Briggs bursting into tears at the RR Diner.

OBAA- I’m a bad judge. I love PTA and Pynchon and was hyped and IMO it delivered. i Abstain Sinners- the fist half of the movie before the vampires show up is great. Then it’s pretty standard stuff, coulda been more interesting / cooler.

the lime yearns for the coconut

Search your camera roll for hell

No one there has any remotely original thoughts. just a teeming hive of racist reactionaries and if I care to wonder what they might be saying I dont have to use much of my imagination.

“You look like a bonafide sludgesicle man“

Baseball is the sport of Italy and pizza is the food of America. I don’t make the rules

There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down

Soup with no white pepper in it? You KNOW I’m sending that right back to the kitchen #whitepepperfiend #soupsup

Do you think the Dems will send the soldiers and their commanding officers who obeyed these illegal orders to jail? Hahaha me neither

Imagine going to work at one the biggest, most vile enterprises in human history, and the road you take is “Hacker Way”. cringe AF lol

Million dollar idea: tactical bras called “Support The Troops”

When I see your posts

Andover, Kansas Pop: 13,405 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andover,_Kansas Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=132696791

Better: lightning bolt. maybe the loudest show I’ve ever been to, absolutely insane energy. Worse: The body. Was there to see someone else and that kinda sealed the deal for me on them

My required accoutrements for eating chicken and rice are getting out of hand 🥵

If dont rinse your rice I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but starchy rice ain’t one

I take you where you wanna go / I give you all you need to know / I drag you down I use you up / Mr Sits In Swamp

Xi has to be lookin at that big red “Invade Taiwan” button pretttyyyyy hard right now

Don Trump? The New York City property developer??

It’s disappointing when an author does or says something morally reprehensible and forever taints any joy we used to derive from their art. There’s always debate about whether or not we should continue to consume their works. But I think it’s trickier for more collaborative arts like movies:

Group punishment might be outlawed by the Geneva convention but luckily the rules of international warfare do not bind my actions teaching my kids lessons when they are annoying #prodad

Pulled my groin #old

“Wanna see a dead body?”

you were pokemon going to panopticon dystopia, whether you realized it or not

I just ate a vine of grapes, dare me to drive in 6 months?

I was close lol

These look like the dangling legs of a ventriloquist dummy lmao

Dookie is a good album. Teenagers (mostly) make album about smoking weed and jacking off. Calls it “dog shit” Is instantly a massive hit The drumming in particular and the energy overall from the opening of Burn Out to the end is great

Just ate an uncomfortable amount of tri tip

Fuck me, I’m Irish

“Dwight: would you steal to feed your starvjng family?? Jim: yes Dwight : trick question the food is poison and it’s not your family “ This is what posts sound like today

Tomorrow is going to be fun youtu.be/BySdtZWDCwI?...

The advent of the Gungus has markets quaking this morning... So far it's just hovering over Manhattan, snaking stragglers into the hellmouth with its satanic appendages but traders worry much worse is on the way

it’s going to be the 1970s all over again youtu.be/x5rh8NNLHV0?...

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Tomorrow is going to be fun youtu.be/BySdtZWDCwI?...

“Tehran is burning. And smoke has filled the streets. It’s impossible to drive out of the city right now and even with the windows closed, heavy smoke is making its way inside." Read every word.

Well there Ain’t no time to wonder why / yippeeee were all gonna die!

Now I’m just a simple country lawyer at the court of international criminal justice. I’m not from the big city Hague and have a relaxed way of doing things. But this sure seems like a War Crime, to me,,,

Brent is crudemogging petrolgooners

Sad news for Ghostbusters fans. RIP Jennifer #Filmsky

“Rosie the Riveter Destroys Hamburg With Her Mech”

Ah yes, get home from dinner, put the kids down, tired, I’ll just watch half of a Pitt… 3 hours later and i forgot about the time change, realizing I’m about to get 5 hours of sleep with the lunatic kids FOR SURE waking me up tomorrow bright and early 💀