pages 17 and 18 of the bladelands! sky and ari snuggle. ari looks back on a memory from their past.

Aging is truly taking a massive gulp of water like you've never had water before and being like "damn this shit is HITTIN"

Sleep deprivation is wild because you can have a great deal of love and affection for someone and then you'll lie awake after a couple of hours of them snoring thinking "I wonder if they'll find the body"

If I’m annoying you have to tell me btw

2025 was year of friends 2026 is year of sluts

It’s also crazy cause vanilla is still a FLAVOR, and it’s a GOOD ONE!!! Vanilla is a classic for a reason; most people who talk about vanilla sex should be calling “frozen milk” sex for how much flavor their “vanilla” supposedly has

the eiffel tower is a kaiju

the adhd waiting mode horror of “out for delivery….. by 9 PM”

Still waiting for the day when I can finally write more than 10,000 words on a project before getting writers block or abandoning it completely

A lot of people expect more from Chappell Roan than they do from their own elected officials

Talking to a relative over Christmas who said she was leaving the WI over "this trans nonsense". It sent a cold rush through me, until she continued; saying that one very loud transphobe on committee was dominating meetings & she & many others were sick of it. These ghouls ARE hated by their peers.

I hate these charts so much because they imply chatgpt is comparable to the internet or phones You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet

the sun; captured

Universal Basic Income is only the first step in what a government should do for their tax-paying citizens

I don't think we should revoke citizenship because of some tweets

We are going Super Social Justice Blue Hair and Pronouns. We are calling things "gay" and "queer" as compliments and honorifics. We are proudly being buzzkills and harpies and feminine and vegan and giving a sincere fucking shit about the environment and climate and well-being of the community.

You can make 999,999,999 dollars a year and every dollar after that goes straight to taxes/public funds. We'll give you a fancy hat or something to symbolize your victory over capitalism, but no more billionaires. We have moved past the need for billionaires.

The only New Year’s resolutions you need: - haunt more forests - wander more moors - terrify more towns - draw more townsfolk towards their mossy doom with the awesome and terrible grandeur of your dark shambling form

‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens

A producer friend and I bemoaned the fact that podcasting is rapidly turning into shit TV, so it's bad both visually and audibly. Also, it takes podcasting away from the (free, open) RSS feed and locks it into specific sites, which I thought we all agreed was a bad thing

i feel a certain rage knowing christmas in part came about as a result of catholics attempting to exterminate irish pagans (those of whom exist in my lineage) to the point that i want to refuse to say "merry christmas" ever again. merry grianstad or perish

The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction

Hot take, but an honest one. I think summoning demons is going to replace a big part of traditional photography, especially when it comes to family photos and kids. With summoning demons, moms don't have to stage a moment at all. No outfits. No schedules. No pressure.

this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

merry christmas, my gf got us a print sub to @theonion.com and gave it to me like this

me,,, me when,,, me when,,, me,,, d-doctor,,, ea,,, hhh

we have this exotic thing here that maybe hasn’t made it ‘across the pond’ yet it’s called jewish people

tiny tim is dead guys

Watching the Netflix fireplace to try to see exactly when it loops

Voice Acting: Dark Souls

for everyone confused as to what the fuck is going on right now:

I still miss salad bars

no because y’all don’t understand how personally invested I am in the success of the bladelands by sarah margaret

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

I actually am still kind of annoyed at the most recent bladelands pages being censored

That protagonists should be likeable. Fuck that, who wants to read about functional people??

i think donald trump might be a pedophile

Man, wishing random people a happy holiday is so lovely. Been walking down the street feeling like the freaking mayor and getting nothing but delighted responses. Full on Kringle-maxxing. Absolutely jolly pilled

it's ... It's beautiful......

23 Dec 2025 @rikiwilchins.bsky.social -- GenderBender, 1 of 11 companies FDA is trying to force to register chest binders as "medical devices," fires back: "Chest binders aren't a medical device in the same way that scissors used to give someone a gender-affirming haircut aren't a medical device."

I miss salad bars

Hi @darringtonpress.bsky.social and @matthewmercer.bsky.social, as it’s the festive season, we wondered if you’d be kind enough to share our Daggerheart project. Dragon Dowsers brings an epic campaign, new resources, and unique sign language learning mechanics! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tat...

when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood

😫 THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO FIND A WELL STOCKED SALAD BAR!!

I miss salad bars

Solstice is such a beautiful name for a baby girl