Then you’ll love this shot

I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.

Come on

Dunk and egg #AKOTSK

Werewolf nation rise UP

Here's what TikTok has been doing to our work & art without our consent.

has anyone made the move from google (gmail, drive, docs, sheets, etc.) to proton? would you recommend it? AI has made gmail unbelievably annoying to use (and with gemini turned OFF on the workspace level! a pox on their house!) and I really need an alternative that does everything google does

A finger, sure sure.

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

a little cup?? a little cup of water for Donnie??

Listen, I'm not saying I fantasize about New York Pizza or anything. But I do have the exact place I'm going to order from when I get to my hotel on Sunday. Hell, might make the order in the taxi from the airport.

Tonya Harding broke Nancy Kerrigan's legs so Alysa Liu could break barriers in figure skating....

Everyone his name is Storkules, he thinks he’s Donald Duck’s best friend and Donald does NOT reciprocate, and he is the greatest television character of this or any century

I am but a simple gay lamprey

My claim to fame? Reposting things from far funnier people. The Bluesky equivalent of being a reaction streamer.

i have many suitors

It’s always Monstrous Regiment unless it’s 1) The Wee Free Men (for bisexual women) 2) Small Gods (for Atheists, which are basically a type of queer)

Niilfgardians: “well what would you do if you were in my position??” Geralt of Rivia: “well first of all I wouldn’t be in your position, so jot that down”

crazy part of this is if you’re from the US South (and white), conveniently rewriting or forgetting recent history is just part of the culture It was a whole thing after the civil war, that’s part of why the confederate flag is still found in so many places in this country

one of the weird things about living in this country in 2025 is that basically half of the population has memory wiped most of 2020-2021 and when you try to remind them they just say “no I’m pretty sure I would remember that” and they include the NYT and most of the democratic leadership

the most important lesson about road safety is to let go of the presumption that other drivers want to be alive

BREAKING: PlayStation is shutting down Bluepoint Games, the studio responsible for modern remakes of classic games such as Demon's Souls and Shadow of the Colossus, Bloomberg News has learned. A shocking end for a well-respected studio.

Something is fucked in the game industry when the “does excellent ports and remakes of old games” studio is also getting shut down because of attempts to do live-service

That’s not fair. Many of them want to kill themselves as well

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

I wrote “Movies Aren’t Too Long, They Just Don’t Know When to End” in 2021, but it was internet erased. I found it and rewrote it a bit because it’s only become worse since then. (See: THE RIP.) Movies have always been long! They just *feel* longer now!

Give her a million dollars

every British historian rn frantically trying to find examples of British royals being arrested that don’t end with their execution

pook fucking called it

I would follow this beautiful man into battle ngl

don't you dare make a legolas and gimli meme about fighting side by side with arizona republican small business owner nimbys. close that photoshop tab now

o to be a queer man lighting another queer man’s cigarette 🏳️‍🌈✨🎩

God I hope a Andrew squeals like the spineless royal piglet he is

I think we all skeet

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

CEOs Never Cum

It's that time of year again - the Koenigstodestag party is THIS WEDNESDAY/THURSDAY. Join us at twitch.tv/megsothoth on 18/2 (19/2 if you're in Australia/NZ) where we will get silly with it and hopefully raise a few more bucks for the season 4 fund. #audiodrama #steampunk #thekingmakerhistories

Reminding y’all to vote in the primaries every day until I forget: day 1

keep pushing

Bladelands has taken everything from me (I love Bladelands)

I find it frustrating that the left has been characterized as more prone to scolding when the right’s entire culture is built on an openly insidious kind of scolding

excuse me i was assured this wasn't the case

Due to recent discussions: when I worked at a library, I was trained on how to politely but directly respond to unwanted sexual comments. Unfortunately commonly-marketed fantasies about librarians mean it happens a lot. Rehearse these. Be comfortable saying them forcefully, but politely.

The story of the Bible is the story of choosing the marginalized over Empire. Again and again.