Dallas Hawthorn (he/they)
@dallasyeehawthorn.bsky.social
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Painter, singer, occasional voice actor 💙🩵💚 Gay 💚🩵💙
https://dallasyeehawthorn.carrd.co/
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New York residents have their primaries on June 23 Make sure y’all registered as a Democrat so you can vote in the Democrat Party primaries! This is the only time we get to tell the DNC which candidate we want
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Werewolf nation rise UP
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Finji
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Here's what TikTok has been doing to our work & art without our consent.
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Lauren Shippen
3 days ago
has anyone made the move from google (gmail, drive, docs, sheets, etc.) to proton? would you recommend it? AI has made gmail unbelievably annoying to use (and with gemini turned OFF on the workspace level! a pox on their house!) and I really need an alternative that does everything google does
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CerberusXt
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A finger, sure sure.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
1 day ago
first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot
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cait (and adonis)
1 day ago
a little cup?? a little cup of water for Donnie??
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Gavin G Whiz - DBD Hyperfixation
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Listen, I'm not saying I fantasize about New York Pizza or anything. But I do have the exact place I'm going to order from when I get to my hotel on Sunday. Hell, might make the order in the taxi from the airport.
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SandinistaPoints
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Tonya Harding broke Nancy Kerrigan's legs so Alysa Liu could break barriers in figure skating....
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ProfCoppermane
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Everyone his name is Storkules, he thinks he’s Donald Duck’s best friend and Donald does NOT reciprocate, and he is the greatest television character of this or any century
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ProfCoppermane
1 day ago
I am but a simple gay lamprey
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My claim to fame? Reposting things from far funnier people. The Bluesky equivalent of being a reaction streamer.
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Sarah Everett
1 day ago
i have many suitors
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Leo von Gripsholm
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It’s always Monstrous Regiment unless it’s 1) The Wee Free Men (for bisexual women) 2) Small Gods (for Atheists, which are basically a type of queer)
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Niilfgardians: “well what would you do if you were in my position??” Geralt of Rivia: “well first of all I wouldn’t be in your position, so jot that down”
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crazy part of this is if you’re from the US South (and white), conveniently rewriting or forgetting recent history is just part of the culture It was a whole thing after the civil war, that’s part of why the confederate flag is still found in so many places in this country
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Julia Carrie Wong
8 months ago
one of the weird things about living in this country in 2025 is that basically half of the population has memory wiped most of 2020-2021 and when you try to remind them they just say “no I’m pretty sure I would remember that” and they include the NYT and most of the democratic leadership
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sarah margaret 🌸
1 day ago
the most important lesson about road safety is to let go of the presumption that other drivers want to be alive
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Jason Schreier
1 day ago
BREAKING: PlayStation is shutting down Bluepoint Games, the studio responsible for modern remakes of classic games such as Demon's Souls and Shadow of the Colossus, Bloomberg News has learned. A shocking end for a well-respected studio.
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Lady Emily ☄️
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Something is fucked in the game industry when the “does excellent ports and remakes of old games” studio is also getting shut down because of attempts to do live-service
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sarah margaret 🌸
1 day ago
That’s not fair. Many of them want to kill themselves as well
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ali alkhatib
1 day ago
in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.
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Mike Ryan
3 days ago
I wrote “Movies Aren’t Too Long, They Just Don’t Know When to End” in 2021, but it was internet erased. I found it and rewrote it a bit because it’s only become worse since then. (See: THE RIP.) Movies have always been long! They just *feel* longer now!
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Movies Aren't Too Long, They Just Don't Know When To End
A version of this post published on September 3, 2021 on Uproxx, but is no longer on the internet. With this one I did, let's say, tidy it up a little bit. In 2021, we were still very much feeling the...
https://www.thehardpass.net/movies-arent-too-long-they-just-dont-know-when-to-end/
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Give her a million dollars
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madeline odent
2 days ago
every British historian rn frantically trying to find examples of British royals being arrested that don’t end with their execution
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Museum of Twitter
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Samio, dude who posts about a time that is bad
2 days ago
pook fucking called it
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I would follow this beautiful man into battle ngl
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lauren
1 day ago
don't you dare make a legolas and gimli meme about fighting side by side with arizona republican small business owner nimbys. close that photoshop tab now
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cait (and adonis)
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Albert Pinto
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🌿viktor aleksander🌿🏳️⚧️top surgery recovery!🏳️⚧️
1 day ago
o to be a queer man lighting another queer man’s cigarette 🏳️🌈✨🎩
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin
1 day ago
God I hope a Andrew squeals like the spineless royal piglet he is
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Abigail Thorn
1 day ago
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I think we all skeet
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗
2 days ago
Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
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wint
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CEOs Never Cum
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The Kingmaker Histories - Audio drama - FUNDRAISING FOR S4!
5 days ago
It's that time of year again - the Koenigstodestag party is THIS WEDNESDAY/THURSDAY. Join us at
twitch.tv/megsothoth
on 18/2 (19/2 if you're in Australia/NZ) where we will get silly with it and hopefully raise a few more bucks for the season 4 fund.
#audiodrama
#steampunk
#thekingmakerhistories
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Reminding y’all to vote in the primaries every day until I forget: day 1
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✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAX East !
2 days ago
keep pushing
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sarah margaret 🌸
2 days ago
Bladelands has taken everything from me (I love Bladelands)
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Kat Tenbarge
3 days ago
I find it frustrating that the left has been characterized as more prone to scolding when the right’s entire culture is built on an openly insidious kind of scolding
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cait (and adonis)
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excuse me i was assured this wasn't the case
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Anna 🌿👁️ 🔜 GDC
3 days ago
Due to recent discussions: when I worked at a library, I was trained on how to politely but directly respond to unwanted sexual comments. Unfortunately commonly-marketed fantasies about librarians mean it happens a lot. Rehearse these. Be comfortable saying them forcefully, but politely.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg
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The story of the Bible is the story of choosing the marginalized over Empire. Again and again.
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Jon Green
3 days ago
X's algorithm is in fact doing what you think it's doing.
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
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“I’d vote for a serial killer made of beans if it means getting Trump out of office” Or You could vote in the primaries to make sure you’re not voting for a serial killer made of beans
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If I was rich I wouldn’t be rich for long cause I would constantly be suing corporations
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I feel like I’m being gaslit What do you mean diners don’t expect boneless wings to be boneless the same way they don’t expect chicken fingers to be made of fingers? Those are not grammatically or logically equivocal!!!
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