Kids today don't even know how to use a cellular bananular phone smh

have been informed the in-movie explanation for why single people in One Night Only can't have sex 364 days a year is they all have chips in their bodies that call the cops. It is more dystopian of a movie concept than literal dystopia movies and the director is like "it's not that deep."

I think my favorite "they totally farted this out in an afternoon" detail about Under Pressure is the bit where Bowie just goes "La. La. La." with a bunch of reverb and it is so clunky both for ending the Freddie Mercury verse before and starting his own verse.

it was objectively really funny when i said this and some people crashed tf out at me and acted as if i had literally just tried to murder them

Imagine having the take that we should defund the healthcare equivalent of inner city teachers who skirt by with one box of chalk per calendar year.

Somebody on the hell site called the glut of co-op games you will only ever play once (if you're not a streamer) "the single-use plastic of games." I'd go one step further. Streamer-bait co-op games are the disposable vapes of gaming. Benign at first but the more there are, the worse the problem.

I forgot to tell y'all: I made a video about the final Jackass movie and how fun it was to see it with a crowd. youtu.be/BCJcfWe6IFo

"Claude now has a browser" is the darkest timeline evolution of "fuck it, Peggle can make phone calls."

Evangelion McDonald's Commercial

Wild to remember that in the 90s the big PR push for Harry Potter was "she wrote this bit by bit on the train in to her BORING DAY JOB and then she MADE IT by publishing this GREAT BOOK." Kinda left out the part where it was time theft from freaking Amnesty International.

The downside to researching Meshtastic for nerd reasons means I'm on the side of YouTube where you hear phrases like "safety is an illusion" said with dead sincerity by a man whose YouTube set has caution tape and jungle netting he clearly got from an army surplus store.

"They might reboot The Office" they already did, it's called Abbot Elementary and it's orders of magnitude better.

the Sam Neill news really hits hard. He was always a great presence whenever he was in a role. I still think about his performance in "The Hunt for Red October" to this day.

Unironically, I position this Hunt for Red October scene as one of the best performances I've ever seen. From the transition from Russian into English mid-sentence to the tension of intercutting Neill's monologue with the action going on elsewhere, this was superb filmmaking.

I use Facebook exclusively to look at gaming related listings on Marketplace and occasionally scroll model train private groups that don't really have any replacement elsewhere on the web. Reels is DESPERATE for me to watch, oscillating between train videos and videos with tons of cleavage.

Wild that the same season of Trailer Park Boys can have some of the best moment to moment writing and also some of the lowest points of the entire series.

"Brief, sudden illness" if it kills you it's forever baby. It wasn't brief, it was permanent. That's the opposite of brief. Out here trying to "officer involved shooting" a fatal illness.

hahahaha waking up to this fucking rocks

If you thought Hamilton was cringe this might outright kill you stone dead. Close the data centers, don't forgive your family members who "just wanted to go watch something" and paid for Young Washington tickets.

Angel Studios is promoting Young Washington on Facebook with an AI generated video of an old George Washington rapping about the war and occasionally it cuts to clips of the actual movie.

It is classic NorthernLion gameplay that he spents multiple hours of multiple streams trying to land a tricky golf shot under a tree in Normal Golf Game instead of taking four steps to the right to eliminate the tree from the equation entirely.

The cold shock of dread as you realize, already in the shower, there are no clean towels.

It’s time! I’m so pleased to bring you this prologue, Flight Plans. These introductory comic shorts will explore five characters from Sirius 14, a planned long form science fiction comic. This will be the thread for all five intros. I hope you enjoy it.

As someone who has been on eBay for at least 27 years: eBay has never been a respectable place, but it does feel like watching a strip mall fall apart to load it up and there's just a bunch of AI generated cartoon crap on the front page for the live stream carousel.

I wonder how all those NFT movies and shows super cool people like Seth Green and Matthew Lillard announced a few years ago ended up turning out. Let me take a biiiiiig sip of coffee before I Google what happened to them.

Believe it or not, this poor bastard still worked before I cleaned him out.

Relistening to the Frozen soundtrack and it's shocking how much it sounds like Chris Pratt is the singing voice for this asshole

Roost is character building. It teaches you the importance of hope and love in the human condition as you write five pen pal introduction letters per day to people all over the world even as you receive zero pen pal intro letters.

Oh, something in the news reminded you of Idiocracy? Did it remind you of an episode of The Good Place, too?? Should we throw a party???? Did you find an appropriate gif??? Did you use a funny nickname for Donald Trump????? Was Keith Olbermann there

You can also play Flappy Bird to level up your bird (or snail, or alligator turtle. The app has a sense of humor about these things). I'm gavingwhiz on there, and have a cardinal I already love dearly I could use to send you letters.

About to try some peanuts [2016 Griffin McElroy voice] in the Japanese style.

I'm on the bird real time chat app and would love more people far away to send messages to. I promise not to use the 2km/h turtle. I can sweeten the deal with a free bird when you sign up with my code Y3QP2B. roostsocial.app/invite/Y3QP2B

Currently thinking about the final season episode of Succession where Logan dies and they immediately have the conversation about potentially delaying announcing his death to soften negative PR effects.

I took my partner to watch Chris Pontius flop his dick around so aggressively the MPA made them put a censor bar on one specific shot. The movie where people shit themselves needs a censor bar on a penis you see in 4K elsewhere because it flops a certain way ONCE. letterboxd.com/gavingwhiz/f...

How nice of robot mom to chaperone the date.

Stallone High-Protein Pudding (2004-circa 2010): Sylvester Stallone launched this line of canned puddings and pudding mixes as delicious way to bulk up, in flavors like Vanilla Creme, Milk Chocolate, and Banana Cream, before being sued for apparently stealing the recipe and concept from someone else

Aldi is such a good grocery store we universally agree the produce (the heart of a grocery store) sucks and yet we all still go there regardless because everything else is that good/cheap.

Jackass: Best and Last is the queerest straight movie of the year. Bellowed laughing multiple times, an incredible experience with an audience who is on its wavelength.

Gaslighting the future generation by showing a Gen alpha kid footage of Sonic the Hedgehog (1991) and say some shit like "can you believe they made this before computers?"

The ultimate catch-22: I need a soldering iron to fix my soldering iron.

What conservatives are really scared of is if someone does HRT well enough and hits all the QTEs they punch through the wall and find Gender Level 2. Only a few have achieved this and they had the capacity to rule the world the world.

110% this, Zoe's bang-on. The reverse is also possible. I have a media server in my bedroom I rip everything physical to for one big Jellyfin server. Then any disc that isn't in a fancy boutique bluray case gets ripped and stuck in a compact DVD binder for storage. Best of streaming and digital.

Brace yourselves for the Sony release where they try to walk back the digital-only announcement but in such a way they'll just do it anyway once the online anger dies down (aka: the Discord method).

Literally the reason I haven't bought a PS5, despite being a Playstation kid growing up, is because there was way too much focus on digital copies and making bland games far too expensive. This sucks so hard even the idea of buying a broken PS5 and fixing it isn't even appealing anymore.

This is the snobbiest take I'll have today: the first Netflix season of Trailer Park Boys has noticeably worse cinematography than the previous seven seasons.

I'm not saying I specifically chose the phone number for my video game repair side gig because it had 69 in it, but it wasn't a DETRIMENT to the decision.

Anti-Slip Pubber

Meanwhile I just installed a new laser into a PS2 slim that will last until the Playstation 7 without a penny of subscription fees.

ANTLERS (2021) dared to ask the question "what if Weapons was boring, not scary, and racist?"

I swear this is the ONLY evidence Mortal Engines existed. I never get recommended any other clips, I have seen nothing of it besides London devouring Bavaria for fuel.