Remember that time Disney soft rebooted The Love Bug and the villain made an evil Nazi Herbie ("Horace the Hate Bug") that shot lasers at Bruce Campbell?

SNL would be better off as a series if more of it wasn't L and just aired on SN

It's still bonkers to me that it's $20 cheaper to buy five individual quarts of motor oil than four because auto parts stores make oil change bundles that do not consider the existence of cars with slightly smaller engines. I guess every fifth change is "free" for me.

I think the biggest compliment I can give Better Call Saul is it's bedtime on a work night and I genuinely am considering watching one more episode before bed.

This evil wizard movie from 2008 is off to an EXCELLENT start

Currently doing my part by eating at a local restaurant but it comes with the collateral damage of eating at a place that plays shitty stadium country.

Wii Wednesday once again!

"Yeah, I got the printer and I'm FINE with it. Haha. See? I'm FINE. Robert got the cool PDA but I've got a PRINTER and I am SO chill about it."

200/600 were 1/3rd of the way there please keep sharing if possible

The best entry point is Taskmaster, for two reasons: 1. Taskmaster keeps bringing Mr. Blobby up. 2. They always act like he's been around forever and never provide full context or provenance for Mr. Blobby. They act as if he's a real, sentient being that's always existed and always will.

Reminder that there's around 7 hours left to vote on which bonkers cheap DVD I watch tonight. The current frontrunner is Magus (2008), a killer wizard movie.

Truly one of the best running bits is the indignant hostility the alt text has about Rona being a sphynx cat.

I got to see TUNER early. It was... Pretty good! Not gonna blow your socks off, but an enjoyable two hours. youtu.be/Ve6NRX9ckGQ?...

Time for my semi-weekly poll where I let y'all decide what cheap DVD I watch/review. This week there are five potential bangers (or god-awful mistakes) in the running, including a rare wizard-focused movie. Also a Bigfoot horror. Come vote! (it's free!) www.patreon.com/posts/decide...

Folks, I found the holy grail. Someone in my city is selling a cherry condition Toyota Yes

Time for my semi-weekly poll where I let y'all decide what cheap DVD I watch/review. This week there are five potential bangers (or god-awful mistakes) in the running, including a rare wizard-focused movie. Also a Bigfoot horror. Come vote! (it's free!) www.patreon.com/posts/decide...

All "support small creators" goodwill goes out the window the second I see shit like an indie movie director favoriting a tutorial on how to use ChatGPT to write prompts for Midjourney. Which is an actual thing I experienced on YouTube last night.

Riverboats & greenery at Animal Kingdom 📷: Minolta STsi, Maxxum 28-135mm f/4 🎞️: Fujifilm 400 #filmphotography #minoltagang #35mm #disneyworld

Transpose? There's already trans characters in that show.

I would say "poor Rona" but this is par for the course at this point.

I done did see that there piano tuning safe cracking movie early. www.patreon.com/posts/tuner-...

The popcorn being fresh might just make up for the fact tonight's Screen Unseen is the blandest of the three possibilities it could have been.

I find it truly enriching for the soul to see a new movie each week. Good or bad, it's rejuvenating to bask in the creative process of dozens of people working together. Some of them will suck, but such is life.

Do we think the 0 and 2 pain scale faces have explored each other's bodies?

Ask not for whom the devil wears Prada, it's worn for thee.

Seven si-FUCK

Folks: let's keep the questions to Rampart.

Finney's take on Poiriot in Murder on the Orient Express will forever be lodged in my brain. I even whipped up a comparison of the two least-Belgian takes on Poirot to show how magnetic Finney's version is. DWINDLING.

My last Uber Eats of the night delivered to a house that has a tiny cardboard standee of Trump on their porch, clearly positioned so it'll be in food delivery photos. My car's brake master cylinder failed immediately after leaving that house. The aura of that place was so bad it hurt my car.

The winning movie is DARKNESS REIGNS. I'm in for something special.

The Sheep Detectives is out today. I got to see it early, here's just under eight minutes of me gushing about how fun it was (and how it made us cry) with occasional clips to back up my points. youtu.be/kJ_pogZuaUo

Once again I am letting the internet decide which movie I watch when I'm home alone. Make it a good one this time (poll is open for all, free!) www.patreon.com/posts/decide...

This is the worst Amtrak livery since 2009 when Disney ran a special promotional Amtrak tour to promote A Christmas Carol.

Last week y'all voted on a cheap DVD for me to watch and review. My video on A HAUNTING AT THE RECTORY is now live! youtu.be/aZrontFHp4I

FUNNY NUMBER ACHIEVED

Get ready for TAFCON! Check out the schedule at audiofictioncon.com#schedule - there's so much to do June 14! Plan ahead!

You know a comedy arc is going well when there's a 50/50 chance the next installment either smash cuts to a funeral or the character in a full-body cast in the hospital.

Last week y'all voted on a cheap DVD for me to watch and review. My video on A HAUNTING AT THE RECTORY is now live! youtu.be/aZrontFHp4I

I grow tired of seeing bison boy eulogizing on my timeline. Tell me what you're up to today. I have effectively set up a bird spy camera in hopes of photographing the mourning doves and cardinals that have started appearing on our patio.

There was a time on the internet where a guy doing a passable-at-best Morgan Freeman impression saying "titty sprinkles" was enough to entertain the masses.

Early cut of my #amcscreenunseen early screening review is up for my patrons! www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

That sure was a film I just saw. letterboxd.com/gavingwhiz/f...

Ready to throw it all away for a Hooters panda. This is what swanboy.com has done to me.

I'm wrapping up editing my "easy" (I added so much more than it needed) video today, have the source DVD of my next "big" video arriving in the mail today, and have two Screen Unseen parking lot videos to film tonight. It's nice to feel Creative again.

The most damning thing I've experienced for this movie so far was watching the trailer with a Gen X-er who is SQUARELY in the demographic of someone who should be bouncing in their seat to see it. His only comment was "when did Sigourney Weaver get into Star Wars?"

15 Years Ago Today: We got one of the strangest and most surreal moments in wrestling history

Ever since @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay mentioned the phenomenon of Mustangs being kept indoors, I keep seeing them places. Today I walked into a Honda dealership to get a quart of ATF fluid and, wouldn't you know it, there was a new Shelby Mustang sitting on the show floor.

We don't talk enough about home Jim Croce has a song that's just him realizing muscular women exist and falling head over heels for a roller derby competitor he sees on TV.

If you've never watched William Shatner be interviewed by someone who isn't a really good interviewer, it's an absolute treat/horrific. Nearly every time he'll big-dick them by interviewing them back and getting them talking so he doesn't have to.