putting their houses next to each other so that they can be evil lesbians together

jerkin hard or hardly jerkin

holy shit

my switch has the world's wrongest date rn

i don't like it when babybrain animation posters talk about like "the animation was terrible" when what they mean is the art style is unappealing to them. this has nothing to do w the quality of the animation itself (such as the sense of weight and timing) which is different

i didn't like the formatting of my other post so i'm going to say the same thing again but in a different way please be patient with me

i have opinions

instagram face isn't real it is just the way they apply makeup

uhhhgggg my brain. aauuuhhgg uhhhhggg it's rotting from hyperfixation on animal crossing uhhhhggg. owwww

what is the most beautiful and joyful thing u can think of

ok i have to be done crossing animals now forreal like i have to stop

i have zell on my island rn and i like actually hate him a lot. like his vibes are nightmarish like i was like "oh cute deer" but he is like! horrible. he got in a fight with peaches and she gave him a gift and he did NOT deserve it whatever she said was right do NOT apologize

100% legal ketchup arriving at my island i would never ever cheat

fuck your cartoon hotdog husband! fuck his stupid sunglasses! and fuck the ketchup kids!!!!!!!

ok it is time to slow down on animal crossing. it is time to relax. it is time to stop hyper fixating. it is time to eat

is he supposed to be jesus or alexander the great

i literally need her i can't stop thinking about her

wokes back on the menu boys

i think it's interesting the millennials have a rly positive view the aristocrats, when most reviews at the time of its release were like "this is the most vapid thing i've ever seen and i can't wait for disney to die"

bad things should not happen to people

ok i'm gonna stop time traveling and cheating and whatever now

2026 Primary Woke Wave

“We won because we insisted that politics is no longer something that is done to us. Now it is something we do.” Every single word of this Mamdani speech is fucking fire.

i love her so much

shits turning around babey

playing animal crossing correctly is no longer a priority i just want to fuck around i literally don't care

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH NEW YORK MAYORAL ELECTION SHOWING TF UP BABBEYYYYYYYYY YEEEEEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

tanuki is consistently translated as raccoon even tho they r entirely different animals like completely different animals. and i know they're thinking "kids don't know what tanuki are" but that's probably bc you always translate it as raccoon!!! they could easily learn what a tanuki is.

i feel like finding a lamp that isn't ugly is REALLY difficult like they really do not put effort into lamps. like 90% of lamps i see i would not like in my home

the thing about avocado is that they r kind of in complete control of when you eat them like. you kind of cant impulse want an avocado like it depends on if the avocado is ripe or not. and if you don't want avocado that bad sometimes it is like well too bad! it is ripe now. you have 1 hour

when it comes to animal crossing i like to play it

i like the game of charades u have to do when trying to get diagnosed w something where you try to list the symptoms in a way that hints at what's going on well enough that the doctor will guess what to test for but isn't described in such a way that implies you googled anything

villagers i am manifesting please pray for

i was going to do like a tropical island theme for my new animal crossing village but like my first new villagers r both horses so like maybe i should reconsider. maybe horse island

do u think anyone has ever had sex

just picked up this freak while i was out

it is time to meditate on kindness. wait i was gonna add an emoji here and im looking through. and these three emoji right next to each other: "🫩😮‍💨🥴" are so. repulsive. sickening. disgusting.

i've been watching safiya and tyler's live stream archive and tyler is so bad at stirring every single stream im like why can't you stir. where's the folding action. come on

as soon as any of my posts get more than like 50 likes on here every single reply is bad

time traveling excessively in animal crossing feeling like i'm tormenting these animals

what if tattoos were like printed on your skin all at once by like a big stamp made of needles

everyone is enjoying the grow light (ignore how busted the begonia looks i don't know how to help her)

stop replying to my posts forever im going to die

being transmasc is about having sex with a honda dirtbike

please release me from the pain and torment of making a joke and having people over the age of 45 respond to me sincerely

old people in my comments r always like "why aren't you using punctuation" like it's my tumblr accent i can't do this

every time republicans are like "dems would run this country into the ground!!!" it's so funny like they're literally going to probably do basically nothing at all actually like

ok genuinely. genuinely every time i make a funny joke on this site it is like that video where he shows he's parents a funny video and they're like "who's child is this?"

regretting some of my posts