First tornado warning of the year. Fun times.

I realize that one may be a little deep.

Fuck ducks Fuck swordfish Fuck platypus Fuck hadrosaurs FUCK THE BILLS

That man owns multiple articles of Kirkland brand clothing, he rides with death 24/7

Indiana's band is playing "Tank" from Cowboy Bebop, they deserve this W

We're getting within range of an Indiana team ... the Hoosiers, of Bloomington's Indiana University, to be clear ... putting themselves into the Best College Football Team Ever debate. Indiana, mind you. Regulation American football, to be clear

Says the Alabama fan. Errr. I mean the Purdue fan. Errr. I mean the Indiana fan.

If I was Oregon I would simply not turn the ball over

You’ve been replaced @lewturner.bsky.social

i think it's time for mayors to start making more aggressive wagers when their teams are playing each other in the postseason. WHEN THE JAGUARS WIN, YOU WILL SEND US EVERY FIRE TRUCK IN YOUR POSSESSION AND SEVEN OF YOUR STRONGEST CHILDREN.

But the Broncos have a bye...

I haven’t posted a Teal Friday pic since the Houston game. No way I’m messing with that juju

Fuck electric Fuck water Fuck phone Fuck gas FUCK THE BILLS

This episode of The Hunt is just phenomenal

Guess I’m the little spoon.

Not targeting.

is that a @wale.bsky.social sighting in Sounds?

Are we able to wear the Prowlers on Sunday? or is the NFL being a little bitch?

Fuck Hader Fuck Burr Fuck Gates Fuck Crystal Fuck Joel FUCK THE BILLS

Fuck Murray Fuck Nye Fuck Clinton Fuck Belichick FUCK THE BILLS

Me: I’m gonna be more focused at work in the new year and not let my mind wander too much. Also me:

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

FUCK ICE

Yes. Excellent choice. Should definitely hire him. No need to interview anyone else.

just got this notification at work since its my work anniversary.

Good morning to everyone except anyone named William, Will, Billy or Bill. FUCK THE BILLS. #DTWD

Nantz and Romo on the call Sunday for those watching at home.

Just call me Ponyboy

it is so refreshing to not have to constantly refresh the TL to see if certain coaching and FO personnel have been fired.

Got a brand new bag of blank buttons in yesterday bc I ran out so today’s the last day to order to get yours in time for game day shopgasco.co/products/jag...

its "Check the Tape" Tuesday. And the tape says FUCK THE BILLS

I will say if the birds can't win the Super Bowl then it's all Jags for me because a.) I know a lot of Jags fans and they've all suffered real hard for that team and b.) by suffering real hard I mean "spent time in jail for football-related reasons"

13 wins for the first time since 1999. If you saw that season, we’ve seen some shit, friends.

Good morning fellow AFC South Champions Also Fuck the Bills

Could use some good vibes in the morning for Ms Winnie. Shes having some minor surgery. Momma is v anxious.

I don’t trust Lamar against Houston’s defense.

Our nightly routine. Must have pets and scritches until Olive says otherwise. She has never said otherwise.

Three new options in the shop! www.dtwdshop.com

Me and @grimjag00.bsky.social in Chi town next year.

Just call them by their government name. Buffalo Williams.

Fuck the Bills

Hang the banner.

Guess it’s up to the ‘fins

With the AFC South regular season in the books, your Jacksonville Jaguars are the 2025 AFC South Champions and are riding into the playoffs, fully inverting their 4-13 record in 2024 to 13-4! Bow down to your king. #DUUUVAL📷

With the HOU win, HOU is locked into the 5 seed and will visit the winner of the PIT/BAL game in the first round of the playoffs.

What a difference a year makes.

JAGS WIN. FUCK YOU.

LMAO TITANS FUCK YOU.