I'm shocked how dry it is tonight

I swear, white people will do anything to not wash their legs...

i dont understand, didnt the resistance front see the jp morgan analysis that the strait will obviously reopen today because if it doesnt that would be bad? does iran not know today is june 1?

WHY DON’t STraiGht PeoPLe hAVe a MOntH

WHY DON’t STraiGht PeoPLe hAVe a MOntH

Love openly. Live authentically. Happy Pride!

BREAM: Dingoes are eating babies HASSETT: We talk to the dingoes regularly and they'll be fine. The babies won't hurt their teeth at all

Repost to scare Bluesky developers

“The new James Bond game doesn’t have enough kissing hot girls and his boss is DEI,” I say to my microwave as a frozen dinner turns in slow circles, each rotation another sliver taken away from my soul

NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

Congrats to the GOP for forcing the entire country talk about @jamestalarico.bsky.social’s girlfriend, who it turns out is super hot 👍

The Brakrooms "Yeah, buddy!"

So many years leading up to this day. @lottsa.bsky.social and I couldn't be more proud of Luke. So many feelings: excitement, joy, qnd a little sadness.

How long until someone finds a tweet of Dart saying something racist about Obama?

Boss just sent me this. 🤣

One of my favorite parts, when Yuji Naka hated the English title for Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg and suggested another name for the title:

Hey, I've got no problem with him dying to see if they add him.

There is literally a law to prevent trump's face being added to our money!

Just dictator shit

Can't believe it's been 10 years. Gone but not forgotten. Rest in power, King.

If you only knew how many radscorpions I had to take down to amass this wealth...

Today is Luke's last day of HS, and I'm definitely in my feels. Time goes so fast, y'all.

If Trump doesn't want to be adjudicated for rape and for people to call him a rapist, maybe instead of opening a criminal investigation on the woman he raped, he could've just...*not* raped her? Once again, I will repeat, Donald Trump is an adjudicated rapist.

Show me your indoor bears. I'll start.

I hope she files a counter suit for harassment against the DOJ and Trump, himself.

Because “Reduce your Carbon Footprint”, while still a worthwhile effort, was essentially an astroturfed advertising campaign by BP to have individuals reduce their personal emissions through lifestyle choices while the oil industry continued to expand fossil fuel extraction infinitives.

Reviews: Mina is a masterpiece but maybe play it on a smaller screen. Valve: Valve: How much… Valve: How much would you pay for that, I wonder Valve: I’m just asking Valve: Wondering aloud, even

I worked in retail for almost a decade. 80% of shrink (missing product from a store) is internal. Most of it is on the inventory side. People receiving product that was never delivered, or adding 20 of something to the inventory when only 18 were received, etc. Customer theft is shockingly low.

BREAKING: A bipartisan majority of South Carolina lawmakers stopped a bill that would have redrawn Congressional maps, thrown out thousands of already-cast ballots, and disproportionately silenced Black voters.

Aww, but executives were so excited to fire workers! "They ask for lunch breaks! They whine when we sexually harass them!" It's gotta hurt knowing that the human beings you despise are actually cheaper than a sycophantic yes-bot that constantly makes mistakes and lies to cover it

Sam Altman doesn't have any intelligence to buy, so, big pass.

Still a banger.

BuT i ThOuGhT tRaViS wAs OnLy PlAyInG dEfEnCe?!?

The Breadwinner (2026)

Faith in humanity restored

Me in my BlueSky bubble

fred flintstone: yabba dabba doo! neurologist [to wilma]: as i was saying, we need to run more tests

I feel about AI pilots the way racist ass Charlie Kirk felt about black pilots I mistyped and autocorrect labeled him as “Charlie Smirk” and that felt appropriate

Cookies or ice cream for breakfast is no less nutritious than pancakes/waffles/French toast or most kid's cereals.

"Bluesky is an echo chamber." "Bluesky doesn't have enough reach" "Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right" I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.

bethesda game zooming in to begin a conversation

Spotted at the 500 today

Someone bought this billboard here in Indy for this weekend, and I just... *clapping*