Alright, which one of you sickos is gonna buy these?

free speech is when you're free to shut up and sit there while i give a speech

this is called "doing something"

#StarTrek #Sisko197

Narrator: Help was not, in fact, on the way.

Dude is taking more L's lately than the Pacers.

Why aren’t Republicans demanding investigations into the numerous sexual assault allegations that have been made against Trump?

I want The Pitt: Night Shift. Give me Abbot and Shen and the rest of the night crew to see the crazy shit that goes on in the wee hours of the morning!!

It's almost like there should be some sort of...I dunno...like a separation, i guess, between church and state? 🤔

When the bots overlap

I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

"Is White House on Drugs?!"

big part of why the right insists everyone on the left is a paid agitator is because they themselves constantly put over paid agitators

Every dad in every 80's movie

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

My state is incredibly unserious.

BRANDON FLOWERS READING TRUTH SOCIAL: he doesn't look a THING like jesus

He was before my time, but I know his shows were beloved by a ton of Gen Xers. Big props and RIP.

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

Winning campaign slogan here if anyone wants it.

when does Trump congratulate Magyar? (this is a rhetorical question)

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

Bang-up job by JD Vance this weekend. Sent to Hungary to bolster Orbán and instead contributes to his shellacking. Sent to negotiate with Iran and is told to pound sand because Iran knows the Admin is now playing the weaker hand. At home, he’s likely toast as a future candidate. Well deserved.

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

Regret to inform everyone that Peter Magyar beat the world’s smartest illiberal populist in large measure by working incredibly hard for 2 straight years, meaning the rest of us are just going to have to get off our asses and do shit rather than just complaining.

Yet another Trump endorsement that has crashed and burned.

Did Iran offer to rename the Strait of Hormuz to the Strait of Trump? Because if they did that I'm pretty sure he'd let them have all the nukes they want.

Last vid tonight but just on overload. No filters no edits

Me after turning the modem and router on and off again:

I refuse to believe this, @gailsimone.bsky.social. I heard that after Logan had the adamantium stripped from his bones by Magneto, he got a new set of gherkin claws. How would you explain that?!?

Hidden Valley Ranch Heroin Addict

THE 4 LAWS OF PHYSICS: 1. Law of Inertia 2. Force and Acceleration 3. Action and Reaction
 4. If you say a game is hard on social media, some fucking dweeb will reply that it’s not actually that hard

Happy anniversary to all who celebrate (the greatest celebrity-on-celebrity social media takedown of all time)

😕🤷🏻‍♀️

Pixel Pup's title screen is getting there. No longer being placeholder content makes the game feel more real. Pixel Pup is an upcoming #picross game for the #GameBoyAdvance being made by myself and @objetdiscret.itch.io #screenshotsaturday #indiedev #gamedev #gba

hello my name is huey and these are my brothers dewey and louie. we are ducks. and we are christian nationalists

I've been saying for years that Pete is the future of the party and I'd vote for him as President in a heartbeat. I love seeing him get passionate here and refuse to back down.

Buttigieg: "The big thing that's different now is that in many periods in American history, you have inflation and then the administration does things to reduce it. Right now, we have the administration actively making prices higher."

50 years ago The Runaways' pose for a portrait on the beach in April, 1976 in Los Angeles, California. Photo rights by Michael Ochs #punk #punks #punkrock #womanofpunk #therunaways #history #punkrockhistory

This match was a NAIL BITER

Right? Man: "Grok, is it gay to be employed in a stable career where I need to act like a human?" Grok: "It's super beta coded. Do ketamine." Man: "Chat, unfortunately, I had to decline the job offer because I refused to become a gay lady." Chat: "You did the right thing. We're all smart."

There is no McTry.

If you could experience any video game again for the first time, what would it be? For me, it would have to be Chrono Trigger. The story is so epic, the gameplay is perfect, and the music is one of the best game soundtracks out there.

i really want universal healthcare and high speed rail but i dont want kitty litter boxes in classrooms and did you hear that immigrants are eating your pets? guess im politically homeless