I’ve started referring to the Turning Point half time show as “their little DEI convention” in Tik Tok comments and that sure makes some very silly people mad lol.

When I get to level 3-1 in Super Mario Bros 3

it's funny that the story has become "stores are REMOVING xbox consoles!!" back in my day Toys R Us would have a pile of 32Xes for $30 right as you walked through the entrance

Become unbearable #PolarDestroyer

GG @pauliep.bsky.social @gaychel.bsky.social

I suppose Seattle isn't happy with just 12 men, anymore...

At least the Colts are also shitting the bed today.

The offense deserves being lit up by Liam for such a low effort showing today.

It's over. Jags spent everything they had on Monday.

Cam has to be hurt

The Fox Crew went silent and it's the best the game has been all day.

Gonna need a turnover. Get us going, D.

@gaychel.bsky.social @pauliep.bsky.social

Offense like a diesel engine. Takes about 15 minutes to warm up.

Now we have Buoy!

TIL that Eddie George is the HC at Bowling Green.

Jaguar at the zoo doing its best impression of TLaw’s Trip Six

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

Why are men. 🤷‍♀️

Congrats to the Seattle Nintendos

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.

Man, I'm pretty

OP is right... Fuck Tylenol and circumcision, this is the conspiracy we need to be talking about

The deficit only balloons when Republicans are in office. They brag about spending more money on ICE and the military than any previous administration, and they do it in peace-time. Ask yourself why. They give $20 billion to Argentina. How does that make America great again? Qatari AF base?

Today, Qatar, tomorrow, Russia, next year, North Korea.

I never knew i needed this so much

GIANTS WIN BABY

Never underestimate the effectiveness of public humiliation directed at a rude person. They will immediately respond as if they are the victim, but stop the behavior shortly. Lesson I had to teach to some Gen Z Chatty Cathys in class today.

Can we talk about how Trump gave Argentina, the country that welcomed Nazis at the end of WW2, $20 billion of our money?

Drake still taking those Ls a year later. 🤣

The new Sounds episode is excellent, but the sheer panic in Trevor’s eyes has me crying laughing at my desk.

We have MUCH bigger issues than the Tylenol, fam. 🤣

These people are fucking idiots. Those who believe them are somehow even *less* intelligent.

as a physician, I'll note that if you have a fetus in your placenta then something has gone quite wrong indeed

Ralph Wiggum ass cabinet secretary

Everyone is lying except the people we know lie to us multiple times per day

Now that I'm 2 months away from graduating, I'm getting constant emails from Purdue asking if I want to sign up for Master's classes for the Spring semester. 🤣🤣🤣

what if I told you that taking accountability for your actions was traditionally considered a load-bearing feature of masculinity?

NOTE: Leavitt says Trump will "stop by for his routine yearly check up." But…Trump had his annual check up already. 5 months ago. On April 11.

This is truly brilliant. Such a way to communicate, #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

New #Jaguars cornerback Greg Newsome wastes no time.

These MFs saying the refs “handed the jags the game” explain yourself!! They literally gift wrapped KC 14 points off some bullshit no-call and picking up flags cuz they were crying early like some bitches…