Trump gonna get the “Turning Point Medal of Honor” next. Followed by the “OAN Purple Heart”

Oliver complaining about not living in the snow. Me: Buddy, this is all the snow you need. Oliver: what are you talking g about, what snow?? Car Speakers: A Licky Boom Boom Down

Every time i think about outside it cost 200 dollars

Once in a while I like to remember that Netflix used to be a tiny company that mailed DVDs to you every week.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

That place smells

Just learned 7th Guest is in the App Store. One of my favorites

It me, huge Cardinals fan.

I love calling a company at 5:45 Eastern time, to have someone answer at 6:04 Eastern time, and tell me that they are the after hours support team because they closed at 6:00 eastern

PASS THESE OUT TO THE MILITARY AND ICE

Whoa

At this point….IYKYK

In a few years, the United States will have to go through a De-Stalinization process to remove all of this madness

So using the R word is the tipping point for some of these assholes. The R word is bad, but really? THAT is the line you draw in the sand?

One of my favorite celebrations is the defensive “we didn’t get drawn offsides” celebration

Me when I open up the Mina popsicle I bought from the ice cream man

That’s not what he said. He said “he told me he didn’t say it”. Which means Trump knows he did say it (Trump likely ordered him to say it), and he is trying to give himself deniability

I don’t care about style points just win

I am calling once again for NFL coaches to hire a clock manager

These announcers are fellating the Hawks in a way I am not accustomed to

Missed block but hold onto the ball Sam

Fuck yes panthers!!!

Let’s go Panthers!

That… wasn’t?… PI?

My favorite version of turn down for what is from Upon a Burning Body

Wow

Space force is stupid

MAGA so angry at the family choice for this football pregame stuff

This statement, if made by a woman on the other site, would be a death knell for DMs

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen Seal George Clinton Nine Inch Nails Gaelic Storm Too Many Zooz

Salvation Army is garbage

Both games have been great

This little light of mine Has been dark for quite some time I feel that

Tony Romo sounds like he is on the way to being RFK Jr.

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS SONG ON A COMMERCIAL

I secured the 1 seed in my playoffs and I’m still stressed about my lineup. Fantasy sports are a sickness

Dexter would have been better if he had actually learned lessons from season to season instead of continually making the same mistakes

As for my single self I had as lief not be as live To be in awe of such a thing bas I myself

This is all another step in separating the wealthy from the poor.

Kate Nash knows:

My fingertips are holding Onto the cracks in our foundation And I know that I should let go But I can’t - Me to basically all but 2-3 things total in my life

I don’t like this take therefore it is bad

Wait, so if it isn’t legal, then would it be illegal to tell the congressmen not to say that troops should not break the law?

Happy to see Quandre back, like that dude

The constipated Trump picture is perfect

Fuck The Rams