Holding Curry to 7 in the first half should feel like more of a win

Ok Suns. Let’s do something

Want to see something amusing? I heard Ol’ Disposal Throat talking about the Raiders during his testimony, so I wanted to see who on the committee was. Former Raider, so I went to the committee website. The difference in how they show nFOP vs Democrats is childish, petty, and wholly predictable.

An American Pope vs the American Antichrist feels too on the nose. Writers got lazy this season

And if your depression and anxiety act up you can even have it for breakfast this morning!

THAT IS TO SAY THE SECOND CALL THE NFL GETS COMPLETELY RIGHT WITH THE REPLACEMENT REFS

Sigh

I’m supposed to be asleep. Killing me Suns.

I swear that lemon pepper wings commercial is just a knockoff of Pretty Boy Swag

Could be much worse at the half

Nope. Don’t like this so far

What an ending

I feel seen

You jump to the right and you shake that hand Then you jump to the left and you shake that hand You meet new friends You tie some yarn And that’s how you do the Scarn

Damn Cubs.

Love this

I’m on a 400 week losing streak

When you’re an adult, you can have key lime pie whenever you want. Like right now. I’m having key lime pie

@jawabreaker.bsky.social happy birthday my friend

No kings… Except Oliver

Da fuq?

I mean… F the White Sox… But these are dope

My mother would yell at us for chewing on ice because she was convinced it would destroy our teeth

L A T E R That week

Game three today. Need that Dub. Go Cobras

City connect unis are pretty dope tonight

First they came for the billionaires, and I said nothing, because I wasn't a billionaire. Then they came for the millionaires, and I said nothing, because I wasn't a millionaire. Life got really good at that point.

THEY START WITH THE SAME TWO LETTERS WHICH ALSO SPELL PI WHICH IS LIKE PIE LIKE A PIZZA PIE SO IT JUST MAKES SENSE

Too accurate

🎼My Horn🎶can pierce the sky!🎵

Are the azaleas in full bloom?

Don’t be jealous cuz I am in bed at 7:20 and you aren’t

I bet nuclear war polls very well on Truth Social

something strange and horrible and somehow fitting that we should have a very real threat of madman civilizational destruction at the very moment when we also have humans on the dark side of the moon taking pictures that show how small, precious, and beautiful our world and existence is

There are those for whom the existence of rules and morals are sufficient for proper behavior. There are those for whom enforcement is required.

Depluralize a movie 1

Maybe Martians could do Better than we’ve done We’ll make great pets

Baseball is the only sport that allows you to just leave shit laying around in the field of play

Coke wouldn’t care. Pepsi > Coke

Has Wayne Knight ever played a good guy? Always such an ass. Probably the nicest person in real life

Oliver loved the new Mario movie. Gave it 9/10. Would have been a 10 but “not enough shy guy”.

Cobraaaaaaaaaaas!!!!

Do they still play the blues in Chicago? When baseball season rolls round? When the snow melts away, Do the Cubbies still play, In their icy covered burial ground?

I’ve become a big fan of Earth to Eve