If you haven't read this source it's great sarcasm. I view it as "The Garlic" compared to "The Onion". waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/20/l...

Jays fans look to gain Game 7 edge by kidnapping beloved Seattle radio psychiatrist

They both like couches.

My best friend was able to leave her abusive husband because the ACA made it possible for her to still get health insurance

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But then they overplayed their hand, squandered every last ounce of sympathy they were granted, turned public opinion back against them, made everyone sick of talking about him, and now that fascist twerp is both gone AND practically forgotten. Damn if that don't put a spring in my step.

Hey, y'know who I haven't heard about in a while? Charlie Kirk. Damn, the Republicans really REALLY tried to make that guy's neck going kablooey into a Reichstag Fire, didn't they?

RFK: "Everyone I've ever known was a rapist and I turned out fine." Narrator: "He did not turn out fine."

The great thing about the Democratic Party is that there is absolutely room for both Spanberger and Mamdani

Ah! Good morning, reality. And welcome. We’ve been expecting you…

I thought "the president's just a wannabe king who flies a shit-dropping plane over his own country" is something his enemies would say about him but you do you

- The only director who ever convinced Roger Corman to give him more money to finish a movie was Peter Bogdanovich. - There's a shipping contingent for Tony the Tiger and The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. - The sister from the infamous Folgers incest ad is Jeffrey Combs' daughter.

"Most of the Democratic Party is to the right of George W Bush". This George W Bush? You may not have lived through the 2000s, but I certainly did, and no, most of the modern Democratic Party is not to the right of George W Bush.

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Try to imagine what would happen if a Democrat-appointed HHS Secretary said exactly this. Just try to fathom it.

he posted an AI video of himself flying a King Trump plane and dumping shit on the protests that’s the bare bones factual description of what happened, no editorializing involved publishing that is the absolute bare minimum if you want to call yourself the news

all of Toronto rn

Vladimir Guerrero is an all-time great name. Sr., Jr., add some roman numerals for future VGs if needed, it works just as well.

Genuinely fascinating and terrifying to have a person who has never read a book or basically anything and only learns and retains about 5% of what the last person he spoke with told him running the country

Even if he did, which I'd bet is likelier than not, none of this is true. The Insurrection Act is not a declaration of martial law. It doesn't close the courts. It doesn't suspend habeas corpus. It means you can use the military to enforce federal laws, but the laws themselves remain the same.

Vance spokesperson: “Gavin Newsom wants people to think this exercise is dangerous.” <shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade> Vance spokesperson: No comment.

It might have been helpful to get some feedback on that lobster mold photo before the ad got printed…

The Guardian is reporting that since Israel and Hamas signed the ceasefire and full hostage exchange agreement, Israel has violated the ceasefire 47 times, killed 38 Palestinians, and wounded another 143 more. Meanwhile Hamas has released all remaining hostages. It Was Never About The Hostages.

been doing this for a few years, it's always worth it, also with great parent costumes, I usually give them bars too and I'll give cash tips and candy bar tips to delivery people that day, be them UPS or food

We could maybe use more celebrities on here but the ones we have give us blessed moments like Guillermo del Toro reposting Flavor Flav

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

If you have addiction or mental health issues that run in your family, you have an obligation to tell your children in an age appropriate way BEFORE they get to the age where they face it head on.

If you are confident that a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, you stop it and board it. That way, you have evidence. If you don't really care if a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, but you just want to kill people, you blow the boat up. That way, the irrelevant evidence is gone.

Report: Toronto doing totally fine, just stop talking, everyone!

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Take it from a former Vox employee- you can make this woman cry. Don’t resign, don’t declare the death of the fourth estate, just don’t be quiet

as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility

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There were so many great signs, it's hard to pick a favorite!

I wonder if all the years are going to catch up to Paul Rudd one day like that guy who drank from the wrong goblet in Indiana Jones.

Imagine being a teen egg and your dad, Columbo, finds your trans furry alt on Bluesky I like to think he'd create his own burner account to post occasional support beneath your takes and never mention that he knew Then when you "came out," he'd smack his forehead in delighted faux-surprise

James Cameron is such a perfectionist that he actually built a life-sized replica of the Titanic and crashed it into an iceberg during filming, killing 1,500 extras.

ut oh....he almost caught the gay!!!

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED

One guy put one hundred eighty seven THOUSAND porn pics on a government nuclear research computer to train AI to make more porn and right now every Iranian hacker is questioning their life choices.

In 2020 when I said Democrats should refuse to seat Republicans I was told if they did that nothing would stop Republicans from doing the same.

Thank you to everyone at the #NO_KINGS rallies for making your voices heard & being part of history. The massive crowds were joyful, passionate & spectacular! So were the signs...

youtu.be/V5SXX_qFPUQ Botchamania 520! Crown Jewel Perth, sweary crowds, NXT Invasion uhh Showdown, confiscated signs, bad announcers, Taz getting balls thrown at him and everything else keeping wrestling sane.

Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained. These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.

The thing about these grindset lifestyle posts is that they're all fake. None of it is real.

The escape was probably a cinch. I mean... There must be 50 ways to leave the Louvre. Thank you, I'm here all week, tip your waitress.