It’s been exhausting, ever since 2016, trying to explain to people that “the DNC” doesn’t “rig” primaries, it couldn’t if it wanted to, it just does fundraising and sometimes tried to get people to run for office. Bernie was just unpopular with Black people. That’s all.

Social media is turning well-meaning people into violent psychopaths before our eyes.

the major downside to disney owning the simpsons is that their disney jokes when from like actually funny to just "LOOK A DISNEY THING BUT DA SAMPSONS ARE DOIN IT"

please just once i need to hear michael b jordan say "stop it. get some help"

Michael B. Jordan is the Michael Jordan of people named Michael Jordan who aren't Michael Jordan.

me: i miss kipper so much but itll be nice to live with cats. dogs can be so clingy daphne: *literally taps my shoulder and meows at me if i dont pet her while working*

ive never seen anyone cite a truth social post that wasnt trump.

too young to fight in iraq and afghanistan and now too old to fight in iran damn us zillenials really dodged a bullet

facebook marketplace users when they sell an item labeled "need to get rid of asap moving this month" the minute you message them saying you're interested

the more i think about it the more i would prefer to get a gourami over a betta for my 10 gallon. stuck between a dwarf or a honey however. would be a solo gourami with a small rasbora school and some shrimp and snails

They were going to do a false flag attack on the Oscars but Trump got a call from a frantic and crying Barron who had just learned Markiplier would be there.

MrBeast Offers $50,000 To Anyone Who Can Survive Seeing What Lies Beneath His Mask https://theonion.com/mrbeast-offers-50000-to-anyone-who-can-survive-seeing-what-lies-beneath-his-mask/

Maybe they should start making good movies again

You are allowed to not care about a discourse/controversy.

inside of you there are two wolves

someone liked my letterboxd entry for teenage mutant ninja turtles ii the secret of the ooze and i do not remember writing this at all

An "Oops! All Blue States!" blowout in 2028 still doesn't seem terribly LIKELY, but with every special election and primary it feels slightly less like a pipe dream.

Happy 1 year anniversary to one of the best one off characters in Looney Tunes with the Invader

It's even funnier if you've seen the Dana Carvey Show episode in question. During the first act, Carvey as Regis Philbin falls into an open manhole and fights off a giant man-sized rat. I am not making a word of that up.

Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver Versions released on this day in North America back in 2010 for the Nintendo DS system 🎉 What was your favorite moment from your journey across the Johto region, Trainer?

I need this, and I don't even care what chemicals or metals this thing contains that mugs are no longer made of for good reason.

i should not ever let anything harry potter related live this rent free in my head but i simply cannot stop remembering that jk literally put in an irish wizard named seamus finnigan who's shtick is that all his spells end up exploding

Sometimes you'll see a comment in a goofy video and it'll give you a golden idea to use your voice acting skills and create goofier meme.

Just a heads up all the Jews in your life have not just moved on from yesterday’s synagogue attack.

Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.

I think about this a lot.

whats it called when you like love nostalgia and will easily digest nostalgiaslop 90% of the time but not in a "retvrn to tradition" or "depressively stuck in the past instead of facing my problems" way but in a im genuinely fascinated by the 2000's and love the various aesthetics of it way?

Channel Surfer lets you watch YouTube like it’s old-school cable TV

Webby X Godzilla: Best Friends Forever

"we want to lose the house and senate so so fucking bad"

I gave my last fuck about being nice to these people quite some time ago.

With no help from the "Animation is Cinema!" crowd that's for damn sure. Casual movie goers deserve the credit for this considering animation fans spent almost 2 years saying this movie "looks cringe" and saying it will or hope it would bomb.

ppl on this site have rendered blocklists completely useless because you will be on them for ANYTHING i am somehow both on "zionist genocide lover" and "violent pro hamas antisemite" lists.

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

"14-year-old girls should only be in SAFE places, like the private island of my party's leader's former bestie!"

ok anyone who shops on vapor95 or has any internal knowledge PLEASE help because i have no idea wtf is going on for some reason desk mats, like literally all of them, keep saying they cant be shipped to anywhere in the us. literally ANY STATE i try

at a sushi place for my break and this is without a doubt the coolest beer bottle ive ever seen

How did Mickey Mouse go from borrowing hit songs to building Disney’s musical legacy? 🎶 1930 Mickey Mouse comic strips referenced popular tunes, then Disney introduced its own “Minnie’s Yoo Hoo,” marking the shift from borrowing music to creating it. Learn more 👇 blog.archive.org/2026/02/24/m...

Sonic X DC

guys this time we promise THIS family guy spinoff is totally gonna take off we swear this time

my own “Sonic.EXE” idea. phantom ruby manifests a physical form for itself taking after sonic’s past ventures

im tired boss

No, but what in the hell is this character design tho?

its actually gonna be insane if one of his own is what kills trump. half of them are gonna do the whole "antifa psyop" shit and the other half are gonna pull an erika kirk "i forgive him cause thats what jesus wnats" and its gonna be the biggest internal right wing war we'd ever see

*guy who never heard of Gorillaz before* oh so they’re kind of like the california raisins?

SHUT YOUR DOOMER ASS UP & REGARD LIFE AS PRECIOUS ENOUGH TO DEFEND, SUNSHINE!!!!!