We had a nuclear deal with Iran that Trump discarded you brainless fascist. Your next book should be called “Nuclear Holocaust Elegy.”

When taking photos with my iPhone they call me “Slowhand.”

I’m with my wonderful niece Emily but it looks like I’m daydreaming about another family.

I’m starring in a spinoff of The Fall Guy called The Fall Risk.

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Add this to the impeachment charges, please?

ABOUT FUCKING TIME. A federal judge just gave agencies 3 weeks to turn over unredacted evidence in Renee Good’s killing by immigration agent Jonathan Ross. They fought this evidence the whole way. Now a court is forcing it into the light.

Gov. Spanberger is clear: Trump is trying to rig the 2026 midterms before a single vote is cast. Virginia can stop it. April 21 is your moment. Vote YES — because elections belong to voters, not MAGA. #VirginiaIsForVotingYes #DemCast

“We can't afford two more years of unchecked power." — President Obama. Democracy needs Virginia. Vote YES for fair maps on April 21. Don't sit this one out. #VirginiaIsForVotingYes

Jerry Lewis loved the word laden.

Don't let this administration distract you from screaming into your pillow in the fetal position.

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Epstein survivors have released a statement responding to Melania Trump's earlier comments: "First Lady Melania Trump is now shifting the burden onto survivors under politicized conditions that protect those with power: the DOJ, law enforcement, prosecutors, and the Trump administration"

End the White House Cover-Up. Release the Epstein files, NOW.

RFK Jr. may have been told to pipe down on his anti-vaccine campaign, but behind the scenes there is still RFK Jr. malware running in the background that continues to attack our public health infrastructure. For Public Health Week, here are four time-release bombs RFK Jr. has already planted.

My illustration of one of my genuine heroes. The great John Lewis.

Current DOJ argument is Kilmar should leave for Costa Rica but if he did that he'd be illegally fleeing a made up charge the Trump administration created out of thin air. Anything to get this union member to stop embarrassing their mad king. As long as he just isn't in the continental United States

It would be interesting to see what the NYT defines as the fundamental issues that led to the war, because I'll bet they either don't know or they're completely wrong (i.e. just regurgitated Administration propaganda)

He will produce right wing comedy garbage gladly. #$$$$$$$

He’s an unfunny greedy hack. He’s telling comics they can’t be political on his garbage show.

I was booked on a Byron Allen standup show but threatened to walked out because he initially told us it was going to be SAG-AFTRA and then tried to back out the day of the shoot. I drove home but they called me back and the whole production went union. Please call me Norman Rae.

The GOP are cowards. They know he's a monster, but are too scared to stand up to him.

It’s always been a dangerous and vicious lie that both parties are the same. With all its faults, there are many many good people in the Democratic Party. The #GOP, with very very rare exceptions, is thoroughly evil top to bottom. They’re fascist monsters.

i know, i know, but it's honestly pretty amazing that (so far as i can tell) not a single Republican elected official, at any level, has publicly broken with Trump over his threat to annihilate the people of Iran at 8pm today

Republican majority leaders Thune and Johnson refuse to call back their members for an emergency session in the biggest American crisis of the century. Minority leaders Schumer and Jeffries should have their members in session right now on the steps of the capitol, if that's what they have to do.

Trump is threatening mass death in Iran if he doesn’t get his way. He has spiraled out of control—and Congress has the power to stop him and end this war. Every Republican lawmaker who refuses to speak out, ducks a question, or votes to continue this war bears responsibility.

The Saudi govt will soon be part owners of CNN and CBS it seems. But this is not expected to target a mandatory CFIUS review or FCC review www.wsj.com/business/dea...

Byron Allen will host live every night pretending to have a casual conversation with robot joke machines.

The most useful life hack I’ve learned is: Turn it off and unplug it from the wall for 60 seconds. Then plug it back in and try it again.

Hey, that's a wholly unfair description of Bill Maher! He's also transphobic. 😋

Understandable. You are, of course, Past Imperfect. Boom! ... I've got a tight ten minutes on gerunds.

He is indeed a racist and bigot. He thinks Israelis are superior to Palestinians. That’s just pure uninformed hate. How much has Sam Harris protested Netanyahu’s war crimes? He doesn’t. He supports Netanyahu. The hypocrisy highlights the bigotry and hate.

He was always a narcissistic uninformed asshole. I used to watch the show as well and agree that it was often interesting, but Maher’s been anti-vaccine forever. He embraced Sam Harris and his Islamophobic lie that Islam was the greatest threat in the world. He ignored white supremacy. He likes it.

I can't remember what his shit joke was but a week or two ago even his paid-for audience wouldn't laugh at one of his baffling bits and he snapped "you'd laugh if Shane Gillis said it".

Larry Sanders is rolling over in his grave knowing tbat Bill Maher is on HBO Max, and he’s a fictional character.

How much is HBO Max without Bill Maher? I don’t want any of my $15 going to an Islamophobic misogynistic unfunny uninformed hack standup who is incapable of delivering or recognizing a joke.

Secretary Hegseth has fired over a dozen senior military officials. Firing the Army Chief of Staff in the middle of a war is a big deal: www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...

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"I just have one more question..." -- Columbo at a seder.

This is probably the last moon launch from the just Kennedy Space Center

But his jacking off on the audience is a pretty unforgettable closer.

CK has always been too self-loathing for me. I get that comedians & self-loathing are like chocolate & peanut butter, but his was different to me. Maybe because he was RIGHT to hate himself? Other comedians are garden-variety self-haters like most of us who aren't narcissists & sociopaths.

I will eternally love Barack Obama. substack.com/@cliffsedge/...

The film The Sixth Sense, but instead of George Clooney discovering that he's dead it's a Ricky Gervais fan discovering that he's been the one who's offended the whole time.

Your dad when you say that Ricky Gervais isn't funny.

Netflix decided to do business with Louis CK again because they figured people’s memories are short. Also they have no conscience or principles. They’re more money hungry than Louis. It’s a company of greedy assholes. See Ricky Gervais. And then tell him his “specials” are garbage.

I loved doing this podcast with Jimi Izrael. Please listen. @jimiizrael.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

Trump fired Pam Bondi because she bragged about the Dow being over “50,000 DOLLARS” {sic} and now it’s not. Someone has to pay.