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Joe Rogan: "Bill Maher is a left-wing person, but he's always been very reasonable." Cheryl Hines: "Yes." (No. Bill Maher is a genocidal coward.)

Joe Rogan brings on Cheryl Hines to talk about how messed up it is that people associated with Jeffrey Epstein after they found out he was a convicted pedophile even though her husband went on dinosaur bone hunting expeditions with him in 2012

It's not a remarkable rebuke, it's a remarkable level of utter incompetence and lawlessness by the DOJ and its unqualified political hack prosecutors to even think it would work.

He doesn’t have any friends who speak Spanish. Nor can he operate a translator. Good luck at the opera!

They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.

Jeopardy! fans: this is good content. Also, if we didn't have national treasure Sam Buttrey. someone would probably make ME do this stuff.

The first draft was titled: Paul DiMarco: Mall Cop, Sandler stepped in with Blart and history was made. (Shortened from his original suggestion, Blart Bloop Bipiddy Boo. Classic Sandman.)

I like that when I text someone that I’m nervous that I can make the word shake.

I had been remiss in posting for Black History Month, but with all the vile racism out of DC today, I shall remedy this. Here is my sketch of Malcolm X, el-Hajj Malik el-Shabazz.

So the first draft was worse than the actual movie? Did Sandler “raise the stakes?” Sandler brought the slap and Kevin provided the shtick.

Me and John Ridley at a supermarket.

Would people even notice?

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If you could leave it here by 7 PM LA time tonight that would be great. We had a last minute scheduling conflict. Thank you!

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I love Harry Dunn. Please support his run for Congress. @actblueorg.bsky.social

Like most comedy magicians, I am struggling both financially and personally.

3 million more Epstein documents released and I’m still in the clear!

My dream as a kid was to be a great sleeper!

Isn’t Kid Rock like 80 years old?

Subscribing to Apple News has been the worst decision of my life.

My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.

Once in the mid 90’s I spent an entire evening with the hilarious Danny Ceballos singing “Iced Cappuccino” to the tune of “Macarena.” We couldn’t stop.

The House Republicans couldn’t work last weekend because they were being fitted for brown shirts.

The House Republicans can’t work on the weekends because that’s when they do their Gestspo re-enactments.

Cuts your electric bill, but sends your medical bills skyrocketing

Electrocution?

“I know he’s evil but I like his voice. It sometimes looks like he wants to do the right thing.” - my mom on the subject of Jeff Sessions. #RIPJoan #DOJMemories

Tell that to the families of the people ICE murdered. This is garbage journalism. Is this straight from the producer of MELANIA? Is Bezos suggesting that we tamp it down so his boss Trump will be happy? I don’t trust the Washington Post. ABOLISH ICE MEANS STOP IT RIGHT NOW. #GTFO of Minnesota.

Remember when the right wing pretended to be outraged that Loretta Lynch spent 30 minutes talking to Bill Clinton on an airplane? #DOJMemories

Me learning to be cool with @davehillonlondon.bsky.social

Let’s go! @actblueorg.bsky.social

This pro-Trump sycophant still has this pinned to her X account. I guess she doesn’t mind all the ICE murders. Things are going swimmingly for her.

The arrests of Don Lemon, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lundy are unacceptable and a clear violation of the Constitution. This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American. They must be released immediately.

Bill Maher is just Megyn Kelly with a writing staff

Before you write a script, ALWAYS OUTLINE. Before you outline, ALWAYS DO A LONGLINE. Before a logline, ALWAYS WATCH SOME OFFICE BLOOPERS. Before bloopers, ALWAYS GO ON FACEBOOK TO SEE IF THAT DICK WHO MADE YOU CRY ON THE BUS IN 7TH GRADE IS STILL OUT OF WORK. Writing is a process. Respect it.

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court BLOCKS Donald Trump executive order "imposing new requirements for verifying the U.S. citizenship of people registering to vote or applying to receive absentee ballots." Another BIG Victory for the Democratic Party and free and fair elections!

Sweetheart. You’ve never won an Emmy for your show because you suck. And your show sucks because you suck. It’s fun to see how even more bitter and nasty you’ve become. Deep down you know you’re an unfunny failure.

On behalf of everyone who has had the misfortune of coming in contact with this execrable unfunny MAGA opportunist let me respond: Why don’t YOU just shut the fuck up Bill? You’re a washed up never was has been. Enjoy dinners with Trump and Club Random you misogynistic vaccine denying weasel.

I deleted a post because I really didn’t know what the source was and didn’t want to complete reading it. I’m like a hero.

“I left my integrity in this building. Right there I decided to quit being a skilled heart surgeon and began my career as a huckster.”

He could always start in the Senate

Just a fundamentally evil, malevolent person. Rotten to the very core.

Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.

A fraud pretending to investigate frauds.

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You know, you grow up assuming that when most people insist someone is smart they must actually be smart, and then you're an adult an adult and listen to something like Sam Harris and Bill Maher having a chat and you're just like "I guess every'smart' guy is actually dumb???"