Bluesky goes down more often than....[ok it seems like a good lead in to a snarky joke but it seems now that it isn't]

I'm Ed Galrein and I will suck your dick if you vote for me tomorrow.

I've seen enough of Graham Ashcraft with the Reds* *in 3 years he'll save 47 games for the Padres.

Bluesky today

man in the high castle 2: Jan 6 Movies

per the Insane Clown Potus, Tues was going to be a Scheduled Attack of Iran. Today the Sec of "War" is campaigning in KY. wtf man www.wlwt.com/article/defe...

it's 94 F in Philly right now. F as in what the fuck.

stonks plunge protection team (the White House Trading Desk) chimes in like clockwork with some Iran Peace Bullshit.

this is a sign, Hollywood. "they found James Bond, 52, with multiple gunshot wounds. Police said first responders began life-saving measures, but Bond was pronounced dead at the scene." www.wcpo.com/news/local-n...

remembering that time the Reds had both Jake Fraley and Brooks Raley

I have the biggest crush on this Widows Bay bookmobile attendant.

mlb tv games are free today. should be free everday, its 50% commercials.

everyone you want to be James Bond is too old now.

Any Red win is sloppy. Like my love.

clown car baseball organization

Nathan Lowe makes Sean Casey look like Jack LaLane.

"Man charged with aggravated murder of his 69-year-old grandfather in Green Township" as opposed to a polite murder.

if it aint St Paddy's Day, fuck the Reds wearing green.

saw Messi play with my own eyes this week. #blessed

capitalism www.wcpo.com/news/local-n...

it's Friday We've got 100+ more under this fascist fuck.

there's probably a dark side of Tom Hanks

villa is peaky blinding what's left of Liverpool

[ Knopfler voice in Tunnel of Love]: Ho-la!

SNL should replay this, next show

Edy’s Champion Chip Cherry (1990-1991): Cherry ice cream, loaded with chopped maraschino cherries and chocolate chips. Released to celebrate the Cincinnati Reds' 1990 World Series victory

Just like 1973, 1979, 2001, it's great all of our are learning our lesson about being addicted to oil.

it's not Cincinnati until you pan around a rando ballpark crowd in May....May...and there's a gal going full Oktoberfest

Reds. Nobody change your all-red tops/bottoms unis or your tighty whities. We got a new winnning streak.

Dane Myers channeling my favorite 1978 Red, Cesar Geronimo.......stolling centerfield so languid and bittersweet.

Sal Stewart looks like the young guy that gets whacked 3 episodes into a Sopranos season, for doing dumb shit and pissing off Paulie.

got tix for the Messi Maybe Game wed. Lived 2 blocks from FCC for 10 years but never been to a match. Can Messi at least make an 80' cameo.

Graham Aschcraft can pump his chest, praise his Jesus, etc.. but wtf dude, you've got a 100 MPH arm and a 80 MPH head. you have no idea where your pitch is going and why you didn't change speeds.

having a Coppola cabernet for this Reds game. I'm pretty sure after Megalopolis he needs the money.

in my next baseball life I'm: 1) gonna learn the knuckleball at puberty 2) gonna pitch lefthanded. Don't care if born right. 3) repeat #2.

I dont like Safdie Panic Attack movies. but gottdam, Gwyneth is a great actor.

well at least Bobby Cox's wife aint gonna get beat up today

Reds guys guys guys this lead is totally safe

[Sweet voice] THE REDS SCORED A RUN

May 9, Cincinnati, a perfect day www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4eb...

we got a lineup with 7 Paul Householders.

This is my favorite song from the first record I ever bought. Still holds up 👍 youtu.be/kRv7EjjwYBI?...

I've seen enough

out with a gottdammed blister for almost 2 months then comes in to pitch batting practice during a 7 game losing streak

how many full-time real school teachers went on to become rock stars besides Gordon Sumner, I wonder

[ Reds Youth Pastor Voice]: You know who else lost 7 in a row? www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/MON/MO...

" The White House says the Straits of Hormuz will be fine in 2 weeeks, but here in this Teheran diner, they're arent so sure"

hey look a mlb know how to bunt and win

CNN was dead to me after Bobbie Batista was gone.

I, for one, welcome this cool Irish Spring in Cincinnati