watched for 20+ minutes of The Like of Chuck. No Chuck. I'm so done with end of the world entertainment. We get it for real on the news every day. Stop it.

thinking about applying for one of those 49 NFL Head Coaching jobs. heard the benefits are good, and up to 80% of your doctor bills Paid.

calling bullshit on Charlene being "undressed by Kings"* *sry we didn't have social media in 1982, catching up.

every 1984 hit song could be a Broadway Musical.

why is Andy Fairweather-Low from Box of Frogs kicking for Houston

jaguars instead if bengals playing bills in playoffs. shits fucked up.

“The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city, obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.” - Stephen Colbert

all NFL games should be played in the snow. Man-made via blower, like Vail in April, if needed.

take if from a Bengals fan, the Rams are always clutch

why does Johnny Knoxville look like Harry Caray

Grateful Dead are an inverse band. Only its drummers survive.

Raphael Poulain hates peeing next to other men at a urinal., clingy, wet swim trunks. and NFL playoff teams with losing records.

"Images of sorrow, pictures of delight Things that go to make up a life"

Jesse Buckley had me at Psycho Nurse in Fargo.

I can't join ICE because I wasn't rooting for Christoph Waltz the whole time while watching Inglorious Basterds.

"I sold my education It was my indoctrination Not to be another pocket machine" - Fake Punk Sting being better than Johnny Rotten, 1977

Back in my day, switching over to AT&T meant MCI was gonna give you $60 to come right back.

"The only social media he uses is LinkedIn" Jesus christ he's a psychopath.

the only Mendoza I worship

I dunno, am I rooting for the cool part of Oregon, or the ⅔ of it that is full on Nazi too.

I am skeptical of these "Cresote Buster" fireplace logs at Kroger.

the only time I've ever rooted for Indiana? ->

I want a sideline report who looks like this

how come they can't play this chick filet bowl on Sunday

this must be what it was like for my grandpa to be old in 1968. USA Going to shit. What else could a person born in 1899 think at that point? Welp the destruction is back and besides the Kennedy/MLK things, this is as bad as 1861. Except for black ppl, things are pretty much just back to 1939.

Just realized I've never seen Withnail & I. If you asked me earlier, I was sure I had. tbf, it's possible I have and just killed those brain cells.

Westerberg's "I Gotta Dyslexic Heart" has been my ear worm since the 90s. It's wonderful.

[ CNBC announcer voice]: TONIGHT ON CNBC. Warren Buffett and our Becky Quick. After all these years. WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY? Tune in...

find yourself a lover like Bill Pulte loves to slurp Trump Cock

we're weeks away from democrats being declared domestic terrorists.

" I turned to Facebook for answers". welp I guess we get what we pay for on WCPO. www.wcpo.com/money/consum...

googling how to live happily alone in America away from its people.

playing "possum or rat?" with ring camera overnight recordings

would this ESPN fucker stop saying Lou-is-ville

still thinking about how badly Emma Thompson got to Rowan Atkinson on Graham Norton. Love Blackadder but I've heard for a long time that Rowan is a Tory Knob. #Knob

that 1949 Buick Roadmaster in Rain Main. They should start making cars that look like that again. it's not hard.

yeah, if my last name is Boozer, I'm gonna get that changed.

Johnny Bench & Tom Seaver, 1977 Cincinnati #Reds #Baseball

im dandruff in my eyebrows years old.

Earl saw things you people wouldn't believe. Hitting streaks on fire off the bat of Oliva. Earl watched Koufax balls fall of the table near the Chavez Ravine homeplate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

can they just ban kicking with feet from football.

that's some weird Nerf Football action on that last Steeler XP kick.

bengals fan here rooting for the ravens (Anbody But Steelers) like a gottdam degenerate.

i love Blackadder II, III and IV so much. and dislike Mr Bean. it makes me angry whenever Rowan Atkinson is mentioned in America, Bean is all they know.

Iraq 2: Senile Boogaloo

"Life is a big deal". jfc.

what a bizarre speech by a Secretary of State.

I'm General Caine and I follow illegal orders.

Hegseth is 20 secs from getting down on his knees and giving Mango a hummer on live TV.