28 May 2026

Keane Compound Classic!

This is what happens when you subsidize morons to grow dollar-store gasoline substitute for a couple generations. Farmers are parasites, they need to learn to sink or swim in the free market like the rest of us.

do you not find a strange analogy to something in yourself?

It's National Alligator Day! Undated watercolor by... Mark Rothko!

Roses are wet Violets are drier,

A bowl of cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and a sensible bowl of cereal for dessert.

Holy shit please stop showing Ken Paxton's face

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I have to start applying FedEx rules to places that use USPS to ship bulk packages. Postal Service is cooked. No sale, can't be sure I'll ever get the thing.

Gotta suck to be Trump, telling everyone you're gonna have Morris Day and The Time at your birthday party and then everyone shows up and it's Vanilla Ice. "But, I heard he's gonna have Milli Vanilli there!" Girl, you know it's *NOT* true. Milli Vanilli did not agree to perform, either.

As performers drop out of the “Great American State Fair,” Vanilla Ice said he will still perform: “He is proud to help celebrate America’s 250th Anniversary!”

I take back my criticism of Morris Day from yesterday. Morris Day is forgiven.

“The bosom of America is open to receive not only the Opulent and respectable Stranger, but the oppressed and persecuted of all Nations And Religions” - George Washington, 1783 “You have been turned down by Milli Vanilli” - America, 2026

I just realized this flag is going to require a wi-fi connection

The Harvard kids are gonna have a lot more say in how much AI they use than the rest of us are. They'll see to it.

her: "So, can you match my freak?" me: [slyly grinning while blasting the Maple Leaf Rag]

I'd never seen this -- MAD Magazine, 1991. Really good.

I have taken my own “permission to hate” from the Christians and am continuing to use it as I see fit.

#68: Baseball

There Can Be Only One

Google worker charged for using internal data to make $1.2m on Polymarket

1994 Holiday E. R. NBC TV Show Commecial : 12s

Rand specialist Dr. M. K. Ultra offers guidance forged in decades of research.

Untitled by Wilhelm Sasnal, 2005 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137213

There's a new guy in town. His name's Robocop.

Milli Vanilli and C&C Music Factory playing on The Mall has definite "James Watts banning the Beach Boys for being too hard rock" vibes.

The Storm 1893 https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/25039

Neutrino Project xkcd.com/3249/

369 J Leno Tues 97 Feb 11-21 : 10996s

There is a bit of “The Deer Hunter 2” to this movie but it is still good enough that it’s worth watching anyway.

The only fast food burger named after The American Troubador, famed singer-songwriter Don McLean.

I should go back and watch the original seasons of Arrested Development again. That’s a show that should not have tried to come back, although who knows how badly COVID screwed that up. Bleh. But I forget the original was actually consistently good.

What happened Jogre? Why the sudden change?

The thing is I can’t figure out if I like the movie or not until I know if it made sufficient box office returns for a corporation that would steal my blood. I will not second guess the market.

More music, and Les Nessman

OMG it's the winner of the coveted Silver Sow award!

For the pencil lover these original, 1960s brass pins from Swiss manufacturer Caran D’Ache are essential wears www.presentandcorrect.com/products/cop...

Real Woodstock '99 vibes. Shame on you, Morris Day.

“The fool! … He’s on the keyboard!”

Maybe if I call Bibi Netanyahu's office about this medication shortage, I can get my "representative", Noted Piece Of Shit Greg Landsman, interested in doing something about it.

You have to think one of the most alarming things driving would be if someone was right on your bumper and you were like geez cmon guy and you look back and it’s the Pope and he’s honking