My dad’s dad was an electrical engineer who worked for a NASA subcontractor, my mom’s dad was a bricklayer. (They were both retired by the time I was born.)

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“Will power is trying hard not to do something you really want to do,” said Frog. “You mean like trying hard not to eat all these cookies?” asked Toad. “Right,” said Frog.

texas having 254 counties is a lot more justifiable than georgia having 159

With Fire Red and Leaf Green on Switch now, there’s probably people playing Pokémon who have never played a classic 2D Pokémon game before, so just some advice: remember that holding down and B when throwing a Pokéball will help increase the odds of catching the Pokémon

good morning mr president heres your daily read out on the war in iran…no sir, i didnt catch kimmel last night…yes sir, very mean and nasty sir…no sir ive never heard of joyce carol oates either sir

I don’t think people from the north saying y’all is inherently cringe. It only becomes cringe if they do it in the context of mimicking southern or AAVE speech patterns. People from the north using “folks” and especially people from the north misusing “bless your heart” is absolutely cringe though

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Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

My not veering into new endless war t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

It cannot be stressed enough how these Republicans don’t see government jobs as jobs at all. They see them as titles, no-show gigs where they can do whatever they want. That’s why they hated the people in those jobs before, they thought it was a scam because they don’t believe in doing the work.

It's so telling that these people are rushing to condemn "the campus left" at this moment www.nytimes.com/2026/03/02/o...

New Sturgill album absolutely rips btw

Sweet boy

A true poster

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from Eisenhower's April 1953 "Chance For Peace" speech

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

chat is it good when your best player is -11 in the first half of a one-point game?

well fortunately that war went smoothly for the soviets and the government that replaced him was a democratic one that brought peace and stability to afghanistan for the next 45 years /presses earpiece to ear oh, wait, I'm getting an update here

I don't think it gets more dystopian than insider trading on when your country starts a war of aggression

One disgusting aspect of all this is Trump fundamentally doesn’t care about it at all. He barely knows where any of these places are. He likes cash in brown envelopes and being on TV as Mr Big Important Guy. He’s just willing to pull any lever he thinks might keep that stuff flowing indefinitely.

This is the common language of ideologically-motivated atrocity denial.

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Human hey

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

🚨BIRD ALERT🚨

Incredible. Another one for the "these idiots always take every word literally" files. They think "climate prediction" means "climate change forecasts".

An unpopular president is about to drag the country into an unpopular war. Democratic leader should be out front in opposition, not politely asking for a briefing. My piece in @foreignpolicy.com foreignpolicy.com/2026/02/27/d...

Ridiculous animal

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

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If you’re on your phone you can also look at the image with your eye down by the speaker and it’s visible from that flatter angle

Yes, human?

btw when they said merit based what they meant was that the dumbest, most irresponsible maga ideologue is preferable to anyone else with any qualifications whatsoever bsky.app/profile/eric...

Wow, the new iPhone interface looks like ass. I love how any time you update any software in 2026 you already know it’s going to get substantially worse.

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

It’s kind of darkly ironic how much this mirrors the Soviet response to the very obvious German buildup and deluge of intelligence prior to Operation Barbarossa

it was there all along!

AI is Civ I Gandhi confirmed

about to watch auburn do the basketball equivalent of that

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

Tee time is booked for Sunday morning. Folks, this is not a drill.

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

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