Auden’s Musée des Beaux Artes

My father-in-law is a professional thief. He is insanely gifted. We were in a museum together years ago and I asked him what it would take to rob it today. I will never forget his answer… “We can’t, we don’t know how to”

Real “Hold on with a bulldog grip, and chew and choke, as much as possible’’ Hours

This. There will no deluge of “instead of holding the yes voters in contempt, the GOP needs to listen to the concerns of those who voted Yes”, but if it had failed, we would have been inundated with “Dems need to listen to rural voters” articles

”How is this legal” is a really funny thing for a republican to say in 2026

Republicans, “The Party of Norms, Procedures, and Principles”? LOL LMAO

Hawks traded Trae Young just for McCollum to pick up the ‘NYC Villian’ mantle! This is restoring the feeling!

Garry Wills 💀💀💀

Reminder that you never need to hand it to Tucker Carlson.

It’s so cool to live in a political environment where the Dems have to fret over fine-tuning their rhetoric, while the GOP finally wins a popular vote after Trump called cities dirty and horrible, simulated oral sex on a microphone, and swayed back and forth to Pavarotti for an hour

“Are Socialists a type of liberal?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

“You thought God was an architect, now you know He’s something like a pipe bomb ready to blow And everything you built that’s all for show goes up in flames In 24 frames”

A phenomenon I’ve noticed on FB from evangelical pastors I grew up around (my father is a pastor himself) is them criticizing Trump for the first time and their followers/church members in the comments criticizing them for being critical of Trump and the pastors being surprised by the backlash

We’ve reached the pinnacle of bothsidesism

This hasn’t made its way over her yet but… ummm… pizzagate is back apparently… and it’s not just your distant MAGA relative who spends all their time on chan boards talking about it… it’s the Vice President of the United States 🫩

"no, you see, it's just as in 'only' meaning that the only allowable state of things is war"

Vance is actually doing it! He’s really going with the “Has the first Augustinian Pope even considered the just war tradition” argument… I knew he wouldn’t be able to help himself but seeing it is still wild:

Maoist Sachin Jose be like “Nayef Hawatmeh, General Secretary of the Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine, is Catholic!”

All the whining from right-wingers about the Pope “singling-out conservatives” (a slanderous lie) is just more of the same “we should be able to say & do whatever we want without any resistance” BS

Can’t criticize him without hyperbolic praise (aka flattering lies)

I went to look at pizzagate jack’s feed and he’s posted almost 25 times about Leo, Trump, and Catholicism, since the Cardinal Prevost tweet. I wonder if he’s bothered…

“What kind of incompetent autocrat is Pinochet anyway! Losing a referendum to stay in power of for 8 more years? I was reliably informed by completely non hysterical individuals at the New York Review of Books that this could never happen!” These same guys in 1988

when you pick a fight with the pope but profane Easter on the Julian instead of Gregorian calendar. rookie error.

Found something to eradicate, @TaskForceToEradicateAntiChristianBias

It was a mistake for the pope to adopt “defund the Swiss Guard” rhetoric in 2020. Sure, their budget ended up being increased, but it ruined their morale & really turned off swing voters in the College of Cardinals.

>Orbán voted out, Vance is the death knell >Swalwell drops out >Trump nearly in tears as he tells the press, “The Pope is weak on crime* >Braves get 19 hits on Sunday Night Baseball in a rout What a magical Sunday. 🥹

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

“God, if you recall, did not warn his people against dirty books. He warned them against high places.” ― Walker Percy, Love in the Ruins

the primitive roots of orbanism

The Swiss Guard doesn’t even have a nuke. Weak!

The Pope is bad on transit, insists on driving his personal car (the Popemobile)

Very telling that at the end of the “godless and globalist” Obama term, 66% of Americans considered themselves very religious, compared to 49 percent today after 11 years It’s almost like Christian Nationalism/Cultural Christianity has a net-negative effect on actual religious sentiment

“The Christian West has fallen!! Its last great defender has been ousted!!” *looks up how devout Orbán is and how religious Hungarians are*

🚨BREAKING🚨: Fed Chair Jerome Powell has changed his name to "Jack America" and said he intends to contest the 2028 election as a Democrat

How it feels knowing that Vance doomed Orbán:

I for one look forward to Vance trying to debate the Augustinian Pope on war

The most stressful thing about being a baseball fan and a hockey fan are that both sports are a season full of moments where your team looks incredible and where they look like dogshit and it takes a while to know which your team genuinely is.

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Artemis III just launched

Iran, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the Epstein files that are missing, I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.

My Head Coach with great fundamentals on the tackle

I can’t wait for the Braves to re-sign Soler in the summer lol

Our ten point plan, which I am sure the president of the United States read and understood before agreeing to...

Nobody Absolutely nobody D’s when there is a special election on a random Tuesday:

Iran after Trump threatened to annihilate them (and it worked??):

“If he nukes Tehran at 8pm, I’ll admit I’m the crazy one.” Everything wrong with right-wing punditry in a sentence. He could do a bunch of really bad, illegal shit but there’s something worse he isn’t doing so you’re hysterical for criticizing the really bad, illegal shit

Almighty God in heaven is not being subtle. An American pope, speaking English in an American accent, speaks clearly to the United States of America.