Safe to put him in the Vichy Dem Caucus

When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account

if the mariners pull this off, it will be the first time in history two canadian teams have won a playoff baseball game on the same day

they’re illegally sending troops from more and more states to occupy my fucking city because a bunch of shitass ICE chumps can’t tolerate a person in an inflatable frog costume legally gyrating at them in front of a single building they lease from us, keep it fucking shut down, fuck these people

its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content

Big bridge

a few small beers

doing this with half-dogs and mini-beers is so disrespectful to the spirit of the challenge that's all about exceeding your recommended sodium intake by 4000% while getting blind drunk that i'm inclined to say this has cost the phillies whatever mandate of heaven they may have had

Considering the release strategy for reputation, I think Swift has been going for that vibe for a while.

overt nazi language in this DHS job listing (which i’m told is for a low-level but important job in adjudicating immigration applications and requires knowledge of the law)

Tilly Norwood's file has been corrupted. She is no longer a virgin

Don't erect statutes to Kahn while he still lives.

The one you like the best

More like Life of a You Go, Girl (because of the sex)

Needing to plan dinner for kid's family b-day get-together and I'm thinking of making two of Kenji's chickens with the green sauce. (I might just make the sauce and grab two Costco's rotisserie chickens).

Travis Kelce's Dick is your new trivia team name

Great command of the language on display here

Really cool that our federal government is basically the KITH sketch, The Monkeys.

describing jim thome's moral character as an "absolute stud of a person" is so funny

gm @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com @timhodgson.bsky.social @thegreatets.bsky.social FORD FUCKIN RANGER

My only take on gifted and talented programs is that they should install doors that open both ways.

trying to launch a news heavy social media platform during the collapse of the civic order might just be doing it on an only recently unlocked hard mode

We are losing something by having newsrooms where everyone who has more than a few years’ experience has gotten fired. I don’t fault a young writer for not knowing about things that happened before she was born. But now there are no editors to help give context to these stories, either.

Small Telluride the size of a large Telluride

You, too, can experience Ray Bradbury's classic short story, The Veldt.

gm everyone, especially @ericaaaaa.bsky.social

Pure cinema

One Battle After Another (2025)

America, 2025

This is not intended to argue against the ranking, which is always a matter of personal taste, but the top 10 of Pitchfork's greatest rap album list is such a fucking Pitchfork list. Like, #1 is a really good album, but I'm not sure anyone but Pitchfork has ever put it in that spot.

imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay

the WNBA stars are well-equipped to take on management in a way other major athletes usually aren't. they've had to figure out how to do their own marketing, how to make money outside of the league, how to advocate for themselves etc. they've had to fight for so much that it comes naturally to them

[if DOOM wrote a diss track about Drake] Started from the bottom, now you classy Took three shots from K-Dot Like there were knolls in Degrassi

If you called him "Pete Negseth" he'd likely take it as a point of pride

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

It's wild to me that apparently all this guy does is yell racist shit at his staffers all day and nobody has been like "hey I recorded that, and you're going to shut the fuck up for the rest of your term"

Get the fucker out. This is loser shit.

whatever you do, pls watch to the end……………..

tot matrix

Called @amyklobuchar.com's DC and MPLS offices. Left a message at the former, spoke to a staffer at the latter. Seemed happy to hear about it, or had a good phone presence. My other Senator doesn't have office phone numbers listed.

Cheesecake Factory Regional Manager's Daughter

i'm seeing a lot of sober writing from professional analysts suggesting the 2025 mets were a flawed team that overperformed preseason expectations. i urge mets fans to reject this. you ARE cursed by god. things will NEVER get better. the walls are closing in, you can't breathe, its getting so cold-

Castle-Dweller Thinks Others Live Sheltered Lives

thank god for the police

Scorigami: A 40-40 40 For 40