this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for

Fridge-less apartments dotting the pricey California rental market will soon be a head-scratching relic. Beginning Jan. 1, landlords will be required to provide all apartments with a working stove and refrigerator thanks to a new state law. bit.ly/4qrNf0H

Ken Burns, look me in the eyes, man. Every time I start talking I can see you start slowly panning across my face

Cowgirl energy.

ATTN: Los Angeles! @ologies.bsky.social & I are hosting an evening of ART & ACTIVISM. We're going to be creating art that communicates important messages & learning about work happening in your city. RSVP here: luma.com/fp919u5x Poster by the amazing @nicolegoux.bsky.social! Please repost, LA!

The time between Christmas and New Year's eve

heard this one second hand like ten years ago but a friend of a friend (bald white guy) told some noisy teens on the subway to quiet down and one of them looked at him and said “suck my pussy uncle fester”

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Stollen (my heart). May your breakfast cast off so much powdered sugar, you have to eat it leaning over the sink.

as a child, i had my ass handed to me by a girl (?) who was one of the most popular members of the Prodigy message board's premier fantasy horse owning league. so no, your modern online skirmishes do not interest me

Some of y’all start more shit than Chipotle then wonder why nobody comes back for seconds.

all day, i dream about carbs all day, i dream about muffins

If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it

I’m big mad at CBS right now too, but this loving tribute to Rob Reiner is beautiful.

Listen when people are joining Quaker meetings, shit is going to go down. Am (lapsed) Quaker. Not entirely kidding. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrWcEC1o/

Happy Hannukah from someone who just made a wiener menorah challah

Gonna wear a party dress when The Obituary drops.

📣 An inmportant and powerful reminder, via @rbreich.bsky.social:

Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.

Ho, Ho, Ho! I Started Dating Mrs. Claus When She Was 14!

your regular reminder that ben shapiro is not smart. he is a *nerd* and he *talks fast.* this can trick a lot of people into perceiving him as smart. but he's not!

Americans in our heads: Fuck you i won't do what you tell me Americans IRL: yes boss

Yeah, man. I know how to party. *Walks contemplatively with potluck casserole*

*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED

Look at the date. Disabled people told you. They made too many disabled people.

You think you understand how good Ken Burns is, like really really good but also maybe a little stiff? And then you see this, which is really really good and a bit stiff and yet… www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrsapMxc/

🎶 that’s me in the group chat that’s me in the truth room giving my opinion 🎶

Despite what some adults seem to think, teenagers are fully human.

Sartre didn’t smoke all those cigarettes at Café de Flore for you all to be saying that a racist political ideology is really nihilism

It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.

Here are the top 10 most popular post-1945 American authors at the Seattle Public Library over the last 20 years.

Here’s to 100 years of Dick, and Moore.

As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet. Forever.

Bush v. Gore was an unambitious declaration of war by Republicans against democracy and the rule of law. Republicans made clear they didn't view those principles merely as malleable concepts they could cynically bend; no, they see those principles as fundamentally incompatible with conservatism.

Where my love is going There will I go. Where his boat is rowing I will row. We will laugh together, Together we will cry. If he lives I will live, If he dies I die. Where my love is going There will I go. Where his boat is rowing I will row.

Ten months ago, the Trump administration deported two planeloads of asylum seekers—including 81 children—to Costa Rica, where they were put into a de facto prison. A group of Quakers in Monteverde was led to confront the Costa Rican government—and welcome some of these refugees into their community.

One theory I have is that competence, self-control, responsibility, and expertise have all been feminized, leaving “masculinity” with the realm of impulsivity and petulance. So the divide is not really between “femininity” and “masculinity” so much as between adulthood and childishness.

if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer

The best way to get close with your constituents is to mosh with them.

Donnie and Marie Callendar’s

Rep. Jasmine Crockett, a firebrand progressive Democrat who represents a Dallas-area district, filed paperwork to enter the race Monday, the deadline for candidates to file to run for the seat.

Maybe she accidentally went on Bats Day.

This headline got me all exited that Elizabeth Warren was going to fight The Batman.

Home is not a place. It’s a feeling.

I've said this before, but there are two kinds of people in the world. - People who have suffered or been traumatized by something, and think it's unfair unless everyone else also suffers - People who have suffered or been traumatized by something and don't want anyone else to experience that.

All pedantry is bad EXCEPT doing a weird involuntary shiver when you hear someone say “Christopher Reeves.”