I really need to get this to $2500 by Friday in order to be able to cover my rent & utilities. I am doing my best to find work, but haven't had any luck. I am really hoping this is the last time I need to ask, but it won't be if I lose my housing. Please help if you can. #MutualAid #HelpSky

That plot twist has no business being as funny as it is

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

this is why everyone immediately jumped to jokes btw, these people are nazis at a nazi event! no one cares if there were shots nearby. they don’t even care why should anyone else

this is a scary and overwhelming moment we're all living through together and in the interests of national unity I think what we need is to hear a LOT more about this dude with Kash Patel's girlfriend

When Noah Kahan said "I wanna go to Maine" I wonder if he meant the Maine where you have to pop a Zyrtec on April 24th because the tree allergies are bad, and then you look up and it's snowing Because that is the Maine I am experiencing today

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

Goddammit someone posted some vague thing that made it sound like It Had Happened and I was so excited for a minute

I cannot recommend having a boombox or radio in your kitchen enough. Absolute game changer, way better than streaming. Local radio in the morning when you make coffee. Old favorite album for making dinner. Community radio station in the background all day. Makes you feel more connected.

Oh is she? American number one superstar, duh! #VeryImportantPeople #Dropout #PrincessEmily #fanart @vicmmic.bsky.social @veryimportantpeople.dropout.tv @dropout.tv

It has been 0 (zero) minutes since I cried thinking about the fact that my puppy was a stray and how scary that must have been for her. It has been 2 (two) minutes since I cried thinking about the fact that my 13 year old dog loves sharing a pillow with me because we've spent so much time together

It's taken ten years of dog ownership, but I finally gave in and got Subie a Lamb Chop toy I always thought it would break my heart to see one torn up because I LOVED Lamb Chop as a kid But Subie absolutely loves her Lambie, and even though she immediately gutted it.... It's damn cute.

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

(stage managers. You want stage managers)

Process of the Artemis II Earthset Plate Thanks for following this body of work, it was an inspiring project for me! #sciart

This is a war based on lies

i gotta say i do think we have gotten melania body doubles lmao

This time last year I noticed a bunch of birds that sounded like rusty swings were always in the trees in the evening and I downloaded an app to see what they were Now I'm a local audubon donor and going to a birding breakfast at 7 am in a few weeks and HYPED about it

cw: weight and dysmorphia Ran into one of my neighbors while walking the puppy this morning & she said I looked great & like I've lost a bunch of weight

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

I'm so glad I get to have a brewery day with the old dog. Kaley *loves* the brewery around the corner from our house. It's always covered in UMaine students who shower her in affection. She's like Orono's therapy dog.

Unlocking the fact that the puppy LOVES to destroy a cardboard box has been such a game changer She went to town on a Chewy box the other day and just completely passed out after. Last night she and Kaley bonded over shredding a pizza box.

We need to keep lists of places that are ChatGPTing all help agents because I never want to buy anything from them again

I remember being told as a child, "All the real best writers write for Playboy." Obviously, wanting to read the best writers, I tried to get Playboys, and was viciously denied... Now, as a grown up, I can read a Playboy, and say: I have never read a funnier, more devastating essay about protein.

I have learned how to reliably hard boil eggs and I am unstoppable My salads are elevated. My snacks are filling. I am a god

Reports that "you should just give up because all publishers use AI now" are patently false

Here’s a feed cleanser. Dogs catching treats.

Triceratops IS the correct answer

this is an excellent post. "This is the common fuel animating the rather disparate furies of militant doomers, anti-AI activists, data center protestors, and labor organizers alike: The profound antidemocratic tendency inherent in the modern AI project."

I cannot stress enough how good a CPAP has been for my sanity and our marriage Not just because it means M sleeps better and doesn't snore But because she can snorkel under the covers when I crawl into bed, and she curls up against my back and it's the single best part of every day

Are you ever like “uh oh I think I am fundamentally broken in some way” or is that just me

Me at 12:30 in the morning chugging pickle juice because RLS is stupid

Screens do not belong in cars Like. I will make an exception for a GPS thing. That's it. I want my tactile buttons that let me change my goddamn radio station without taking my eyes off the road.

OCD social brain is bad tonight so I'm forcefully rebooting it by having the windows open while it rains, covering myself in like five old blankets, and pretending I'm up to camp

Off the top of my head: FT Lukens, LD Lewis, Heidi Heilig, Makiia Lucier, Adib Khorram, KJ Charles, Cat Sebastian, Martha Wells, Amal El-Mohtar, Anna-Marie McLemore, Ryan La Sala, august clarke, P. Djèlí Clark, Rachel Hartman, Nghi Vo, Chuck Wendig, Victor LaValle, Susanna Clarke, Maggie Tokuda-Hall

EVERYONE STAY CALM

NEW—I got an exclusive excerpt from a USAID whistleblower's new book that made me gasp multiple times. It details Trump's dismantling of the humanitarian aid agency & his team/DOGE's shocking ignorance to public health. 'Into the Wood Chipper' by Nicholas Enrich is out tomorrow. Read excerpt here:

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

I'm annoyed at how much genuine quality of life I've gained from that shitpost that went "if you hate everybody: eat, if you feel like everybody hates you: sleep, and if you hate yourself: shower"

Had the first outside beer of the year today, and it was good and resulted in me and my wife making a pact that we're going to do the Maine Master Naturalist program in a few years

I expected to have teenage kids in a house I owned by this point.

Yep. People don’t come forward publicly because the social costs for speaking out about abuse are almost always higher than being outed as an abuser. I’ve seen this same culture play out in academia over and over again.

These are my goals for the day: -Puppy name training -living room reset -one load of important laundry -clean the kitchen, especially the side where things have piled -See about redownloading my old itunes library -shave head?

Never gonna shut up about how TEXTILES are what bring astronauts home safely from the moon.

Omg this KID

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH