@hcjustin.com this might be close to what you’re looking for: www.wayfair.com/furniture/pd...

I loved blue book exams when I was a humanities major undergrad. They forced my executive dysfunctioned brain into high levels of recall and productivity

This is forbidden knowledge

I didn’t know Sergey Brin liked to party with the Epstein crew

@peek.bsky.social I seem to remember you were looking for comics to try out on a device? Here are 175 collected editions that are pretty uniformly good/great for 18 bucks www.humblebundle.com/books/image-...

so insanely fucking real for this

🚨 Friend shaped car alert 🚨 www.hagerty.com/media/news/f...

Betcha a briefcase full of dreams someone suggested Dano would be a great choice to play QT in a biopic and Tarantino's built this entire tarantantrum in response, bc he can't believe they didn't suggest Clooney, DiCaprio, Pitt, or Hamm, you know, the guys ALMOST handsome enough. ("Footage Guy")

I kind of genuinely admire how the Far Cry games have settled on an overarching narrative of telling people they are fools for playing the videogame they made and everyone will suffer for it

My young son saw the clip this morning came up to me and asked what it would cost to run a vonit machine today I looked him in the eyes and said “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it”

I understand that there are a lot of people out there who think they have good intentions and love to take their ideological opponents in good faith because it makes them seem fair and reasonable and I truly cannot overstate how dangerous this is to trans people and how much they should stop

Mf’ers will do anything but actually build density

Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero

They’re coming for @edzitron.com

These colors don’t run

@murderxbryan.bsky.social Elvis guys?

Okay so Ubisoft is getting bought out by Tencent, right?

Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused

lrt: that house has actually been on the market for six months now and still hasnt sold

Only 1890s kids will remember preventable measles deaths

I can’t wait to be exploded by a Cadillac Escalade while the driver is napping

Everyone staring down at their phones… In the old days a lively game of poker and a hub band would have turned up

The US Secretary of CrossFit

People who go inside caves are inherently evil

I know what everyone is getting for Christmas @hthrflwrs.bsky.social

Okay it was only for a few hours after I responded to someone and used a term for an expired individual

lol did I get shadow banned?

Defamation lawyers hate this one weird trick to avoid a billion dollar lawsuit

The media is afraid of the trump admin, but even more afraid of Johnson & Johnson

@gameonysus.bsky.social on sale!

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Every achievement I have in my life was done out of spite. I’ve never done anything for the right reason.

Col Larry Doane we’re all pulling for you to get that commendation and promotion Asshole

Bush 2 built DHS/ICE and Obama reinforced it. Trump is just piloting it to its final potential

one reason i want democrats to expand the court and nullify the roberts majority is just to make neil gorsuch eat shit. i want him to be writing in the minority for 30 years.

Nothing gives me joy like the hater energy @emmavigeland.bsky.social gives every time my house rep Elise Stefanik is in the news

Cmon folks juice this

The cinematic immersive sim genre is dead. If it was alive more than one major publisher would have put one out. Bioshock is the last dodo in captivity

@qntm.org just read this wonderful essay that uses Antimemetics as a framing: www.metropolitanreview.org/p/you-will-n...

Am I the first person to quote this at @tomwalker.bsky.social ? Let’s find out Tails

My 64yo dad has been slowly weaning himself off of cnn and msnbc but he's graduated to watching Youtubers replaying highlights of Trump speeches and pausing to say like "get a load of THIS guy", and I don't know quite how to tell him that he doesn't have a patriotic duty to watch those either

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social how does a sedan get up to the speeds necessary to kill three people?

Listen, I had to.

The age limit is about the upper cap for applicants, which was at 37 years old. This limit was there for the general health of the applicant pool and that 20 years is the minimum for full retirement vestment

I too have read Rendezvous With Rama

It's certainly an odd time to be the kind of guy who keeps dozens of exhaustive lists of every person he has ever met along with the precise nature of their relationship and everything they ever did together, with dated and signed personal messages.