I was a pretty shitty catholic when I was practicing and haven’t stepped into a church in a decade, but same

i feel like i'm stating the obvious here, but the 2028 democratic nominee is pretty clearly going to be lincoln chafee. over the last 20 years he's run for office as a republican, an independent, a democrat, and a libertarian. he's the lord of politics. all of this is little more than a coronation

Prove You're Human (sunset visitor 斜陽過客, 2027)

TONIGHT: My remote control powered by advanced alien technology will transmit a pair of nightmare fuel British series, ALF episode 1, and we continue The Lone Gunmen. Plus we’ll search for martians with Leonard Nimoy and enjoy some alien commercials. 7pm ET. twitch.tv/lord_googoo

Not enough of you are talking about how I am watching a movie on my stream tomorrow that stars Bobcat Goldthwait, Dabney Coleman, and “Don The Horse”

Bob Iger can’t keep getting away with this

Like I could see someone looking at me and thinking "I can take him," I have no idea how the most average dudes in the world could look at a guy whose nickname was "Baby Sasquatch" and decide them calling him a fatass out of nowhere was a smart move, but every couple of weeks, like clockwork!

@xoxogossipgita.bsky.social really enjoyed the email piece. It crystallized a lot of what I’ve been grasping at over the last year

An actual war hero from Maine, Joshua Chamberlain, quit his job at a college and learned how to defeat Lee by reading a book about how to be a military officer. He read a book. Anyway. They should have hanged Lee outside the White House.

That Candy ain’t gonna Crush itself

@ugarles.bsky.social i need you to know that this person is now trying to primary Ilhan Omar www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

We’re gonna outlaw fake friends

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social was the streamer the_Happy_Hob?

@jasonkoebler.bsky.social Amazon is changing the way gift wishlists work and it is going to get people hurt. anyone could find a third party item on a wishlist, create a third party seller account, price the cheapest and then buy the item on the wishlist. Instant dox

please bro just a little more fascism it'll work this time I swear bro please

People seriously don’t know there is a difference between feeling unsafe and being unsafe Conservatives feel unsafe all the time despite US violent crime being near historic lows, and then make it everyone else’s problem when public spaces are flooded with cops

@libbycwatson.com doing it for the culture

@junlper.beer @bosh.worstpossible.world the natalists have taken Xbox

Finally, someone willing to do something for The Content

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

You should subscribe! Garbage Time (the host is named Wade) is one of my fave car channels! He just bought an absolutely cooked 80s Rolls Royce that's gonna ruin his life, can't wait. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOFQ...

Je suis Don Lemon

Imagine believing in silly things like Santa Claus or the Easter bunny or that civilian control over law enforcement exists

A thread of the best heckling of government officials

@inthesedeserts.bsky.social midwestern heckling supremacy

Well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers…

Damn Barry thanks for the update

We know lots of our contestants were indoor kids and we love them all.

Ah yes the Stancil Type R

Doing the Charlie Brown kicking the football bit, but both Charlie and Lucy are democratic leadership

It’s always the thumb shaped ones

The screenshot is even better

Stay safe out there: it’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

Surf’s up , Doomslayer

@murderxbryan.bsky.social whiskey guy

RIP in Piss Dilbert

👏 GAY 👏 GESTAPO 👏 GIRLBOSS

@helldude.bsky.social if Count Dracula can come out this strongly against ICE, Schumer and Jeffries have no excuse

Walking into Subway and demanding they do a U-cut

Congratulations to Zohran Mamdani on his last day as a popular NYC politician

First we need a law that criminalizes fake friends

@hcjustin.com this might be close to what you’re looking for: www.wayfair.com/furniture/pd...

I loved blue book exams when I was a humanities major undergrad. They forced my executive dysfunctioned brain into high levels of recall and productivity

This is forbidden knowledge

I didn’t know Sergey Brin liked to party with the Epstein crew

@peek.bsky.social I seem to remember you were looking for comics to try out on a device? Here are 175 collected editions that are pretty uniformly good/great for 18 bucks www.humblebundle.com/books/image-...