He’s gonna be demanding 5 billion for the ballroom by Tuesday.

One reason Iran can keep squeezing Trump is they know he will give them basically anything so long as they say they won’t toll the Strait and they give away “The Dust” this could easily end up reaching 100 billion and Trump will still call it the greatest deal ever struck.

A woman born in the 1980s pretends that there was vast delivery options before DoorDash. It was Pizza, your local Chinese place, and Meals On Wheels. That’s it.

Lots of important executive decisions being made that required him to miss Don Jr’s wedding.

TAH is one of many posters that’s allowed Bernard Sanders winning three or four primaries in rural states in 2016 to reformulate their entire personality and worldview on the fetishization of White Working Class Americans and how to secretly unlock their socialist identity trapped under MAGAdom.

Man got paid way too much money by the Atlantic to say “I like Beer”.

One mistake billionaires make is that if you get to the societal point of needing the bunker the infrastructure that allowed you to have such power and success is gone. You’re likely not going to win the return to societal baseline of “might makes right” when your neighbors/employees come knocking.

Congrats on the IPO Elon!

I’ve still not forgiven Obama for Cash for Clunkers.

So it seems like Stephen Miller is back in the room with Donald

Dan’s worst take. I would absolutely rock The Matthau here.

He’s not planning to leave the ballroom bunker

Oh look. It’s proof yet again of New York Jets supremacy.

Kilmar, there's a 1.776 Billion Dollar Fund calling for you to submit a claim.

Why is every Subway Takes guest a NYC Segregationist NIMBY for anyone who moved there 6 months after they did or Tim Walz?

One reason it's Meuser making this argument is he's in probably the safest District in PA, you won't see Perry or Fitzpatrick making this argument because it's radioactive to voters.

Dave himself said it in 2024, people voted for Republicans because they wanted Donny to push the 2019 prices button. He didn't, so basically nothing short of getting gas to $0.99 a gallon is going to save the GOP this cycle. It's the equivalent to stagflation continuing into 1982.

Elon is from a long line of morons who think Subtext is for cowards. They're the same people who refuse to hear why Springsteen wrote "Born in the USA".

You only had to take one or the other in my school but it was still so valuable. Makes way more sense to teach kids Home Economics and some basic repair and building skills than an extra history class.

The kind of candidate you needed to nominate who could criticize Biden would've had to thread such a fine needle I don't think they succeed. You basically needed a Governor of a Blue-ish state who wasn't seen as attached to Joe. But they also couldn't shit on Joe too much or lose the base.

You mean the guy who worked out an amicable deal in the JCPOA with Iran? Or is he like Trump in his thawing of relations with Cuba, and being the first President to visit in 60 years? Perhaps it was ending the war in Iraq his predecessor started then?

Jesus Christ, these AUSAs better have some great attorneys on file for their disciplinary hearings. My GOD, I've been yelled at by Judges but you can feel how bad it was in that room.

Looks like Blississpi and Blouth Carolina are back on the menu, boys!

Mitch. You signed up for this when you didn’t whip your caucus to convict this dipshit after j6. Buy the ticket. Ride the ride.

No sitting VP has ever successfully won by running away from the incumbent. And only two Vice Presidents in the 22 Amendment era have succeeded his President via election (only one directly after). And it’s because their former bosses are two of the most popular Presidents in the past 75 years.

Austin Ahlman continues to run (and avoids posting on here) because he prefers a world where the Republicans win to the libs. Because a better world is nowhere near as good as a lib owned. Drop out @ahlmanfornebraska.bsky.social

The ABA needs to just start disbarring this fucks en masse.

Voters really just assumed they could have President Low Prices and not the guy that flopped when the only major crisis confronted him in 2020. Now nobody expected him to throw the rake on the ground before stepping on it to hit his dick but he is an innovator.

I think that the Biden admin was the first to feature no Ivies on the ticket also doomed him as well. No love for the Syracuse and Howard ticket the minute after they won.

begging Kareem Rahma to let me look at the camera with a mic clipped onto a physical Omnicard and say “there’s no such as a ‘gentrifier’”. I don’t care what happens afterward, I’ll vanish into the woods, I’ll leave this whole world behind, just give me the chance.

But what if he’s become wrapped into some sort of cult. Because if he was in rehab, that leaks by now, and if he was dead or in a coma it wouldn’t be that embarrassing. This is entering “Women’s Book Club of the month” level of drama.

The QTs and replies to this sort of prove Ken's point. But also shows that he really fucked up by not paying the money and having a real and earnest autopsy done.

Trump hit 75% Disapproval Challenge [Difficulty Probable]

Cat equivalent to grabbing the furthest soda back in wall fridge at the 7-11.

He really should resign. It's very obvious he's not the man we voted for.

Just create unisex bathrooms Jesus Christ this is all so pointless and cruel.

Cornyn sucks & I won't cry that he's gone. Murkowski's vocality is the more interesting angle to all of this. She won in 2022 despite Trump, and won't be on the ballot with him in 2028. But if Trump keeps scorning folks like Cassidy & Cornyn and Alaska continues to Blue, we may see Murkowski (I-AL)

And he made arguably the most Special Needs friendly movie of all time in "The Ringer", that absolutely should be cringe and cancelling. BUT the movie is heartfelt & all about treating them like people and how they are simply humans having fun. Johnny Knoxville totally exonerated, no wrongdoing.

It’s basically Bush vs. Hoover. The Former sees your party rebound within a cycle. The latter ends your party as a viable majority for a generation and a half.

Yeah you've heard of posting through it. But have you considered warring through it?

Yeah, I think a lot of folks allowed their love of Bernie and hatred of Pete & Co. to blind themselves to their fair criticism "You can't fund everything you want to do by just 'taxing the rich'" to his M4A etc. It's now metastasized into Slopulism, but these dudes do have way too much money.

Put aptly, Joe Biden’s policies helped provide the greatest wealth growth for the bottom quintile of Americans we’ve seen in a century. But it came at the expense of the loudest online voices who claim to speak for the working class in the form of increased costs thus he somehow failed them.

Not something most of Bluesky was paying attention to but it looks like a progressive challenger is about to unseat the party backed incumbent for State Representative in Allentown.

Voters just walking into the booth and going with God on their Supreme Court Choices.

Trump throwing the "reasonable" Republicans out of the Senate Caucus and showing no loyalty to its members while Alaska continues its quiet march to being a toss-up state is frankly the perfect storm for Lisa Murkowski to becoming an Independent caucusing with the Democrats.

Cornyn was essentially a loyal MAGA member. This isn't Massie or Cassidy. And taking down Party Leaders with no baggage is the dumbest possible thing you could do. It's like Obama working to kill Barbara Mikulski.

Texas and Georgia specifically are what happens when you combine decades of PMC/White Collar worker recruitment with a dominant state political party that gets captured by it's national party movement that makes forcing those voters to join the opposition a key tentpole.