John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.

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That is ONE MILLION million dollars btw

part of me wants to do more but I think I might be fighting off an infection or something of some kind

why do these guys have such same face???

found out today there's a sticker pack in microsoft teams of a guy named calamity bert who's about to kill himself

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

this is actually a really important point in general too, imo All humans instinctively do something called schismogenesis where they define themselves and their group in contrast to others we have to be careful to make sure we don't hate something just because the worst people in the world love it

I'm gonna need folks to understand that just because the worst people in America are obsessed with GLP-1s exclusively because of weight loss does not mean they are not LIFE SAVING for a lot of people. There's a reason they're studying their impact on Long Covid right now.

Cheney croaked, Zohran won, and sandwich guy is free. All time great week imo.

Sandwich case a wrap as hero found not guilty; jury determines government’s case a turkey, claims ICE testimony didn’t cut the mustard

a priceless behind the scenes view of the Nobody Speak video shoot in Kyiv

stopping at subway on my way to the ICE rally to get a delicious sandwich with onions and mustard

the left has been burned a lot before by electing people we thought were good and turned out real stinkers but i think zohran is the genuine real deal for bringing her into the fold

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

LEGO RIKER HAS A FUCKING LEGO TROMBONE

She also literally said she couldn't think of anything she'd do differently from Biden (8 October 2024). www.newsweek.com/kamala-harri...

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how dare you criticize Eric Adams' support for the world's only Turkish state

I really did *not* take enough photos on Halloween so I guess I should like idk wear this to a con or something sometime

trickle down these fucking nuts

I do not understand how we are expected to put up with any of this

I hate when people try to tell me that Kamala Harris secretly wanted to oppose Joe Biden on Palestine. oh so what you're telling me is that she prioritized the feelings of one 6,000-year-old man over the welfare three entire nations of people????

The harry potter font is transphobic

the Wambulance is what you take when you need to go see Dr Wario

finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."

the phrase "The World's only Jewish state" is so weird to me, because most ethnic groups have at most one state. 0 to 1 is the normal number of states for a people group to have

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I call hum Zofran Mamdani because he's the only politician that doesn't make me nauseous

I love when people call their newborns and small babies sweet potatoes.

I wish "the mayor-elect has opened a portal" had more sci-fi/fantasy implications

i hope people take me up on my fundraiser i really want to draw more vegetables. fruits are ok

San Francisco I swear to GOD if you put another mayonnaise-flavored white oligarch in that seat

"Conservative Feminism" is that like... "women should be empowered to be subservient to men, not just in the home but everywhere"?

honestly the instant Elon Musk got his tendrils into the United States government every other country on the planet should have barred him from entry and ownership in any business in their country. complete liquidation of all of his financial assets.

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It's awesome when libs on here are also like "I am an insane fascist"

The only thing that surprises me about seeing this opinion is the fact that it’s on Bluesky. It’s like spotting a polar bear in the desert or something. How’d you get all the way out here, little buddy? Is there like an expert we can call to help you find your way back to your natural habitat?

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good morning, sunshine.

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

THIS IS SO GOOD

posting this should be punishable by death without appeal

It's SO WILD that the Moon exists!! Consider, She is: -RIGHT up there -Approximately as big across as The Continental United States -Made of rocks -Again, She is RIGHT up there! -You can SEE Her -She lives in Space -She lives in SPACE and you can SEE Her

A story in two parts:

might fuck around and go to sleep at 7pm

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