i'm sleepy and i don't want to work anymore

“Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by god 🙋‍♀️

your friend rushing into the group chat to talk about a bird they saw

i know it's hopeless, but i really wish my mom would stop guilting me about my trepidation towards going back to the synagogue for Rosh Hashanah/Yom Kippur. like i'm sorry, but fielding inappropriate transition questions from hangry jewish mothers isn't exactly my idea of a good time!!!

who up taking some fucking TYLENOL

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

they said a white woman with crippling dysphoria couldn't slay at a beach wedding, but we showed them

Waking up from a 15-year magical coma after eating an ensorcelled croissant intended for the princess: ahh man, I needed that

i'm so sleepy but i want attention 😔

they said a white woman with crippling dysphoria couldn't slay at a beach wedding, but we showed them

methamphetathane: the deadliest fart

overheard at this wedding party "so my husband is pretty allergic to cats and so am I, so we never really thought about having pets when we had kids. then 9/11 happened..."

Sister: "look! a cracked egg!" Me: "i have a name"

in a just world 2025 ends with fleets of these carrying vaccines and hormones into states where they're banned

I am quite vain please validate me

sorry for doomposting please take this crab as an apology

death before detransition, absolutely. but i would love it if i had a couple years to actually enjoy the transition before i'm with the choice, y'know?

This 1934 NYT article about a group of 75 Nazis in New Jersey getting the crap kicked out of them by 1000 “anti-Nazis” is no laughing matter and the writing is not highly entertaining. Please do not laugh or smile while reading this as it is a very serious matter and violence is not funny.

one day i'll be able to wear a dress in public without shaving for 2 hours beforehand 😮‍💨🫩🙏

There is no more obvious indicator that we're in a fascist dictatorship than Colbert being canceled. This is the canary in the coal mine and if you're not paying attention you deserve the camps. 💬 157 🔁 648 ❤️ 2.5K ⠀ ⠀ please call your rep and tell them trans kids shouldn't die 💬 6 🔁 4 ❤️ 11

many of you bitches would fold in this situation

do you think they'll let us serve cunt in Brick-enau

coming on here is really brain poison for me right now. 5 minutes of scrolling the news and i feel like a great, ancient evil has parked itself on my shoulders and is seeping through my skull

I KEEP GETTING NOTIFICATIONS!!!!!!

This essay, by an Egyptian-American former New Yorker staff fact-checker, is an incredible read And incredibly damning Huge recommendation

in Vim, the hotkey for copy is 'Y' (for yank). with simple scripting, you can write a macro to copy all text under the cursor between two newlines, or other character pairs. many people assign this macro to 'YAP' ([Y]ank [A]round [P]aragraph) so thanks Larry, for giving this girl the power to YAP

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

noir detective: "there was a chill in the night air. the kind of weather that'll make you eat laoganma straight out of the jar with a fork"

i do not WANT to go to my wax appointment, i WANT to crawl into bed at 5pm and roll around like a weird bug

underrated gender euphoria: dress strap sliding off your shoulder in a sultry manner

ever since i was a little girl, i've wanted to go to bed

the fact that she's actually been committing to this bit. every few days or so this post shows back up in my notifications tray 🫩

every time you’re about to make a half-formed argument online, ask yourself: is there a chore I should be doing instead

mentally i'm here

This also counts as political violence.

this isn't accurate or even true, but it was fun to write

really not feeling in the 9/11 spirit. someone just said "death to america" to me and i was like yeah sure man, you too

Ye'd best start believing in white Latinas Ms. Turner. Yer talking to one

this is your annual reminder to please take off your hetero-imitative frogskin and dance to a lesbian/gay spirit

Being trans is great, but it would nicer during a time when my mere existence is not a form of protest

posted this and immediately fell asleep for nine hours let's gooo

i'm so excited, i get to go to my favorite place after work today: bed

To anybody wondering if now is a good time to start HRT:

monogamous people are FINALLY bringing back cheating good for them

girl what