I think we need to wipe out describing watching films, reading books, listening to music etc as "consuming content" before any kind of healing can begin

why do chasers all talk Like That

"Two Women Kissing in Nature," by Georges Rochegrosse (1859–1938), an illustration from the book "Le poison des pierreries" (1903, by Camille Mauclair).

very nice. now let's see paul allen's rosebud

my friends keep taking photos of me and asking if i want to see them. no. do not show me. these aren't for me today, they're for me in 4 years to look at and say "damn, that bitch was really trying her best with that hairline. love her ❤️"

my when i walk into the lesbian bar

Always repost Big Challenges

I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.

If ur having a bad Christmas I on behalf of all Jews am giving you permission to get Chinese food and see a movie today. It’s not too late to pivot

this time last year i was drinking alone in the dark in a fugly dress i'd never dream of wearing outside. tonight, i just got back from dinner with family where i looked like this the whole time and nobody deadnamed or misgendered me even once. merry christmas, ya filthy tranimals

this is what the average trans women on this website thinks she looks like, when in reality we all look like our mothers

a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile

taking FMLA leave to treat a debilitating case of Yearning

gen z sysadmins be like rm -fr

pretty sure i instigated a gay panic in my lyft driver because i forgot i haven't updated my name on that account and got in the car wearing 3" heels, a purse and gold hoops. i've never made the drive home from that bar in under 5 minutes before

maxxinista on maxxinista violence

being a trans latina can be so embarrassing sometimes because like what do you mean i'm getting voice dysphoria from Romeo Santos

conversations with cis friends: "when you say he's 'deep in the closet', do you mean 'faceless grindr profile' closet or 'get this girl to a screening of I Saw The TV Glow NOW' closet?"

my parents invested heavily in my reading education as a child, and thus condemned me to a life of debugging github actions

getting "con drop" after a fucking work trip is so embarrassing, like what do you mean i'm depressed because i'm not in the office anymore

i don't post good on here because my myriad group chats hog all my best work

An American beast. Tamed. #WorldBollardAssociation

Texas Piss Crimes A Retrospective

my bed is my beautiful wife and we are married and i have not seen her in 6 days but now im home with my wife i lvoe my wife yayyyyw ife

i'm gaybaiting (dropping unsubtle hints that i want women to kiss me)

kinda fucked up that the spoonerism of "egg nog" is just "nog egg"

turns out if you do it scared, you get hot

Texas Piss Crimes A Retrospective

why is the plane playing an acoustic guitar instrumental cover of watermelon sugar high while we de-board

this is a surprisingly effective tactic for attenuating dysphoria, i've found

dressing down for the airport when you're trans isn't boymoding it's called being a planeclothes unit

Jewish Latina baddies hold up half the sky

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

off to my company holiday party, please misbehave while i'm gone

Okay I looked it up. “what da tuna” is a bigoted slur against rich folks.

some people transition to live as their true authentic self. i transitioned so i could drop into my chest voice in an elevator and say "alright, enough of this tranny shit", and then walk out before anybody can react

finally got around to updating my instagram

off to my company holiday party, please misbehave while i'm gone

pero que puta ironía, que yo estoy pasando los días más llenos de euforia de este año...en tejas

let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness

estimados seguidores. hemos llegado al punto de la noche cuando ya no puedo más con el inglés. traducciones de mis posts están disponibles por veinte dólares cada uno. gracias por su atención

turns out if you do it scared, you get hot

i am in a bar with my coworkers and i've never been around so many trans women i can feel myself healing in real time

summary of my first day back at work: - i looked cute at the office and everybody was very nice - the project that i worked overtime on before leaving didn't get released until TODAY what the FUCK - met a bluesky mutual for dinner and it was really nice - my uber ride home was a fucking waymo 🫩

i would just like to say that @holybible.bsky.social is a cutie and a treasure, and next time we'll actually remember to take a selfie proving we hung out 😭