pros: i could live in a country where i speak the language, have socialized transition healthcare, and my existence is not imperiled at the highest levels of government cons: that country is Spain

choom check out this preem bd some gonk scrolled at the super bowl

they won't tell you this, but there's no reason you can't just make a midnight baked potato in the microwave

Daily bunny no.3227 shouldn't have left the window open

> propose a best-practice implementation for a feature at work > manager says we're on a time crunch, go quick and dirty > swallow my professional pride and submit a quick and dirty PR > manager leaves comments saying this should be done according to best practices

if you page me as i'm sitting down to eat, knowing i'm the engineer on call, because you were fucking around in production and broke shit??? you're a transphobe

this post has legitimately helped me stop doomscrolling. like oh, you're scaremaxxing? like the reddit baby???

this post has legitimately helped me stop doomscrolling. like oh, you're scaremaxxing? like the reddit baby???

gasolina is girl gasoline

jajaja fuck the pats viva Bad Bunny

bar hopping with a friend tonight and i have become the most hated woman in New England: a tranny latina rooting for the Seahawks 😌

finally found all the places my iphone stored my name so i'm no longer getting deadnamed every time i fail to close my movement rings 🙄

when my body refuses to digest lactose i sit my white ass down on the toilet and VOTE

An egg cracker post just in case any cutie needs it on this website. 😘

the only time i wish i had more followers is when i come up with really stupid discourse takes like this.

the megillah is totally a trans allegory, when you think about it

my dreams have been extremely legible and coherent lately, and the latest one involved me asking zohran mamdani complex questions about transportation policy while he rode a subway themed roller coaster over and over. every time he rolled by me he'd give a thoughtful, detailed answer, too.

No new pictures, where are you mentally

realized recently i can't remember the last time i was happy that i woke up. i'm sure that's fine

i’m not comfortable with posting thirst traps to main but i need you people to understand that i am getting hotter

On one side stand the handful of rich blood-suckers. They have seized the factories and mills, the tools and machinery, have turned millions of acres of land…into their private property. They have made the government and the army their servants, faithful watchdogs of the wealth they have amassed.

opened facebook for the first time in forever to look at a martial arts school i might be interested in, and this was the first ad i was served

and transgender is everything

everything is transgender

This man's interviews fill the same societal role that feeding christians to lions did in the roman empire

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an important lesson i learned early on from my trans elders was not to make being trans my whole personality. so now i also have treatment resistant depression

having one of those days where it feels like burning my apartment down and fighting someone to the death is the only thing that will fix me

lying quietly in bed, resisting the all consuming urge to hurl my phone directly through the exterior wall of my house

an important lesson i learned early on from my trans elders was not to make being trans my whole personality. so now i also have treatment resistant depression

i've seen at least three girls back to back talking about how they missed their shot today so if you're reading this and it's shot day go do your shot you beautiful ditz 💖

faced once again with the infuriating reality that getting a good night's sleep and waking up early enough to do my hair and makeup makes me feel infinitely better than sleeping in and rolling out of bed 10 minutes before my first meeting of the day

why is my pharmacy texting me at 9 at night to tell me my estrogen is ready. girl we both know you're closed

i used to laugh at how birds go to sleep if you put a blanket over their cage, but it's dark at 5pm now and my immediate reaction is "well, day's over. might as well go to bed"

the unit they're sending is HSI, which is known for despising their ERO counterparts (ERO are the masked thugs). imagine being so violent and incompetent that your own coworkers at the Fascism Agency hate your guts because you make it harder for them to do their jobs. we're going to win

yeah man

need me a girl who's just like my father

one of these days i'll crack my neck so good it'll fix all my problems

girl it's giving up 🫩

watching the children on my street frolic in the snow while i dissociate at my remote job with no snow days

As we grieve for Alex Pretti and Renee Good in MN, please do not forget Victor Manuel Diaz, who died in ICE custody after being taken from here. And all others who have died in their custody.

my whole body feels like it got a workout last night what the hell was i doing in my sleep

one of these days i'll crack my neck so good it'll fix all my problems

mothers always seem to know exactly the worst time to call you with a tech support question that leaves you wondering how her computer hasn't melted into slag yet

save me, korean corn dog

The Pizza Index is at Doughcon 2 but the Nothing Ever Happens Index is at Nothing Ever Happens

@ etsy witches there's going to be a replacement plane you still have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

figma balls

Alright timeline cleanse, this place sucks rn. Post you at your dykiest