hello to pippin only

this is 100% exactly what using a bidet for the first time is like

"Organized gangs of wine moms"

Sleepy buns

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

somebody put this to Yakety Sax

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

The sword is an ugly, horrid object of incredible violence. It turns good people into killers, dreams into nightmares, farms into graves. It should be hated, despised. In peaceful times it should be melted down for nails to build homes and bed frames. But these are not peaceful times.

Post the murderers putrid mug everywhere possible

Actions have consequences.

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

posting with no context

Hmmm Really wish I could afford plates right now

Can he fucking die already, I need to shit.

remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️

youtu.be/EApnhO2OIrw Fuck it Trivium

I washed my hands and touched my face after cutting jalapenos. I very quickly learned that I did not wash my hands enough.

If America saw what America was doing it would nuke America.

can't believe we're doing horny animal crossing mod discourse when there's a dang CHEETOH IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Pissing off "historic warfare enthusiasts" by mentioning that plate mail is still a thing

Good morning

lot of liberals today waking up like www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKc...

President Xi Jinping please liberate my people from the yoke of capitalism and boot of fascism

We should execute war criminals I think.

Y'all NEED to watch super cub it's so cute and gay aaaaaa

Soup

First post of 2026

This year I'm starting my music project let's goooooo

The Californian rabbit changes color with the season. Benson’s ears have turned gray for the winter.

This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

coco is. Fat and Mean

Why is every other ad on tv gambling? And not even just normal gambling, scam gambling that tries to hide how much it's gambling. I hope dealdash shits itself fatally.

If capitalism was truly meritocratic, mark cuban would be homeless.

This is her natural form

He melted, so I have to kiss up the mess

I am so powerful

To master the force, dip your balls in the mcdonalds deep fryer, you must observe *psh* *sssssssssssssssss* :lego yoda death sound:

messages from my petsitter