If only someone could have predicted the nazi ex mercenary was a bad choice.

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

If you're not outraged, you should be

I was responsible for the weather that ruined the 4th July event in DC. I used my Jewish Space Weather Laser to cause the storms. I am unstoppable.

Honda should never have stopped making V4s

pickett's charge is one of the stupidest military maneuvers ever ordered and I do not have to die on that hill because so many confederates did it for me

lane filtering should be legal country wise there is no valid counter argument

bsky is starting to ask for age verification in the US fuck that fucking noise they can suck fat nards

it’s my birthday

So cool that both countries I am a legal citizen of decided that I am not a person.

Clarence Thomas should eat shit

You do not hate George Washington enough.

I want an automatic gold wing I yearn for the giant scooter

The most unserious people are mad lmao

Happy #PrideMonth! Enjoy a Tesla getting smashed by a light rail train with a pride flag.

It's #makeaterriblecomicday2025 though I argue this is one of my better comics heheh! 🎵I love the bunny🎵

I put the algae in the pool. It was me the whole time. See, I put the spores in the air 50 gajillion years ago specifically so that in 2026 they would settle in the water of the reflecting pool and turn it shrek green.

A cartoonist named Daniel "Des" Rolando Sanchez Estrada was tried as a terrorist and sentenced to 30 years in prison for having anti-Trump comics in his car. Prosecutors connected him to a 2025 anti-ICE protest he didn't even attend because he was in the same book club as others who were.

Reed O'Connor is a fascist shit stain.

FREE EVERY ONE OF THEM

I should clean up log files more frequently

animal beast

Hoppy Father’s Day BunDad, we love you lots 😘and appreciate your work at our Institute :bmjwink: -Skye and Sitara 🩵✨#skyelove #sitaralove

"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool

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Tried to look up a Breaking Bad quote and instead got the Google AI roleplaying to me??

lov when. i get my chin massaged

Comedy is legal again

Egg in carton.

don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it

Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago.

This is a really useful whitepaper about how LLMs are transitioning to reasoning capabilities. I use it -daily-. To transfer peanut shells into my trash can.

Rarely is a Pharoah alive to witness his cartouche being chipped out. I love this for him.

Man

Evenings with the family are the best. ❤️ #skyelove

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

wedge tornado forming earlier today near ottawa, IL

Just a little salad for Matilda’s dinner… #bunny #houserabbit #bunniesofmastodon

putting cane sugar in the sugar free monster

the worst part of writing music is not being able to listen to music or videos while you do it.

so uh, how's that going now?